Anxiously Over-Confident

Endearingly Vexing

[caroldanversenthusiast]

HOLY SHIT

[hackysackandsarcasm]

The female ga(y)ze

[hackysackandsarcasm]

[allsortsoffuckedup]

Was Sister Mary Robert a key factor in your sexual awakening or do you not have a Christian symbolism kink

[theculture]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama | @theculture​

[hackysackandsarcasm]

It will never matter how many times I see this scene. I always love it

[imaginedsoldier]

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

[lilishere]

[curator-of-shitposts]

[upschittcreek]

[villanevelovers]

Villanelle and the tiny chair

[homiedepot]

[homiedepot]

[theysangastheyslew]

When you don’t know what to draw, draw Parks and Rec Bonus:

[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[glumshoe]

Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

[glumshoe]

Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female superhero actress I’ve ever seen, Lucy Lawless exuded physical power and weight that I actually believed (when she wasn’t somersaulting in front of a ridiculous greenscreen).

[argumate]

that’s a damn good point

[ms-demeanor]

INTENSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

COSTUME EMPHASIZING BREADTH OF SHOULDERS

THEM THIGHS

WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT HOLY SHIT

JAWLINE

EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST FEELING EXCEPTIONALLY WARM RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE HER

[dee-the-red-witch]

This is because the tank is not concerned with muscle or endurance. Tank is purely a matter of 60% attitude, 30% mindset, and 110% fuckaroundandfindout.

[nehirose]

I've also seen another version of the commentary on this post speculating that she was also SHOT like male action star at the time - which has nothing to do with size, but with posture and staging and yes, attitude. 😊

[the-fallen-blue]

She definitely was permitted to show -effort- in a way that female action stars often are not. She gets to grunt, yell, make weird angry faces, put FORCE and ANGER and JOY and just, you know. Personality, generally, into her fighting. It makes her feel more real, which means that when she does impressive or impossible things, they also feel more real and thus more impressive.

[saintdollyparton]

She's also 5'10 which doesn't hurt.

[love-personal]

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[houseofgriffons]

She looks like she’s casting spells

[marvellouslymadmim]

I'mma add some more, because her intensity and passion make her absolutely fascinating to watch.

And also: Aliens.

[sapphoschld]

okay w o w here’s a ring and my heart have fun with it

[smartassjen]

Wow. So this is what love at first sight feels like. Cool.

[outforhealth]

Music appreciate post. 

[lost-carcosa]

Alondra de la Parra

[jackironsides]

Wait, she’s the conductor for the Queensland Symphony Orchestra??

[anxietyproblem]

Follow @anxietyproblem

[awkwardspontaneity]

Don’t appreciate being called out all the time😣🙃

[thatcoysmile]

Spongebob in this meme is my spirit animal.

[thefandomallrounder]

Why am i being called out here?!?

[daneel-the-sister-of-castiel]

Man, I relate with way too many of these 😅😂.

[ladywolfsmal]

iconique™

[hackysackandsarcasm]

Me to my own depression

[theotherendcomics]

He got him

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Xena caused most things. Xena influenced the development of Taoism. Xena gave directions to Joseph and Mary, but she ALSO stopped Abraham from killing Isaac. Xena does ALL THE THINGS.

[glumshoe]

Xena singlehandedly created history.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

That she did