The Haggard Hawker

Just a peddler of stories, tired and taking a break. Happy to talk Shop, the Web, or about life. Minors will be blocked. 25 y/o.

[fishfortress]

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

[youareagoodperson]

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

[the-gimmick-hospital]

FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!

[superbisexuals]

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE

[fanonical]

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

do you win

easily

it's hard, but i do it

could go either way

i might make it, but probably not

fuck no

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[intelligentchristianlady]

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

[foxoftheasterisk]

If there's one person on a bus because that person cannot or doesn't want to drive, the bus is succeeding.

[luckyladylily]

I read a study once on the fuel efficiency of various types of commuter vehicles (car, bus, train) on a per person basis and the number of people needed riding public transit to match the "efficiency" of cars is shockingly low. A bus needs to carry like 3-4 people to be fuel efficient, and trains require 2-3 per train car. Both often carry two dozen or more during peak hours, more than justifying any perceived requirements for efficiency for the train or bus to provide service the entire day.

[brightlotusmoon]

[tenderheartedbrat]

men breathing heavy!! men moaning!!! men whimpering!!!!

[un-father]

[kosmogrl]

[zegalba]

[planeyboys]

Canada Lugia

beware the vicious aerohonk attack

[brittany]

American Horror Story: Apocalypse   |  8x03 - “Forbidden Fruit”

[juliedillon]

"Fealty," a follow-up to this illustration: 👀

Art and ramblings from Julie

A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8)

[juliedillon]

A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8) 

[000l]

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

[isa-ah]

@contrastparadox & me!

[spookygibberish]

Siren Philosophy 1

Transcript:

Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.

MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.

MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.

Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.

MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.

[ghostssmoke]

Hello stranger.

[sm-baby]

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

[yuumei-art]

Wings of Pages

All the words on those wings are either bits of my own poetry and writing, or complete utter gibberish because my hand got tired 😂