Haizel's Tumblr!

Your sarcastic neighborhood artist from the midwest! My blog is full of a bunch random sh*t (including memes, other art I like, some other stuff here and there) and my own artwork I share here occasionally!! (WARNING, Occasionally NSFW)

[jaletsplay]

NSFW Tumblr users who haven’t been terminated after December 17th:

[itsfreerheelestate]

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[valtsv]

idk why women in action movies are still getting forced into skintight suits and high heeled boots when sigourney weaver proved nearly 40 years ago in alien (1979) that the hottest thing in cinema is buff ladies in tank tops

[valtsv]

broke: women in clothes that show off their boobs and/or ass

WOKE: women in sleeveless tops that show off their huge muscular arms

[gdscript]

Apparently your post will never be flagged if you mark it with a sfw tag and that’s what the bots are doing.

[gdscript]

nice algorithm, staff!

[jamestherocketscientist]

[a-yoda-a-day]

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

[raptortooth]

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

[somewhereinjersey]

[haizel]

WELP, TIME TO JUMP SHIP I GUESS....

In case your didn’t notice, Tumblr decided to ban all adult content, and doing so they basically shot themselves in the foot with a sawed of shotgun and are bleeding out, because so many people are jumping ship due their AI algorithm going after content that isn’t even adult content to begin with.

And because some of my art I’ve posted here features nudity, I’m afraid my blog is gonna get deleted. So just in case, here are two other sites you can follow me on.

Twitter:

@SMichael_Hardin

https://twitter.com/SMichael_Hardin

Deviantart:

https://www.deviantart.com/bigbadmonster

(yeah the Deviantart name sounds like it was named by a nineteen year old whose into nü metal, because that was basically what happened at the time I made it, and it’s that old, and I never bothered to change the name because I’m not as active there).

So yeah, it’s been a great time being part of Tumblr, but it looks like this ship is sinking. :p

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[haizel]

Well Shit....

Tumblr is gonna ban everything that’s porn on this site starting December 17th. Welp! I guess there goes any chance of posting any of my really NSFW art without being bold enough to post it on a site dedicated to NSFW art like Hentai Foundry. 

[haizel]

The Monster Slayer

I played around with some lighting effects in a newer piece featuring my monster slayer OC Sasha. 

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[slightmood]

it’s been years and I literally cannot stop thinking about that awful vid where those two guys prank their mom by having her watch toy story 3 but they edited the ending so basically right at the scene where they’re all holding holds awaiting their death the screen fades to black and it goes to the credits and the guys waited an entire day to tell her that it wasn’t the real ending

[slightmood]

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[richy-the-trans-assbutt]

Perfect

[annyeongo-o-blog]

from OneyPlays

[the-annotated-screencaps]

[evildorina-deactivated20190311]

This woman is kind of awesome.

[ankle-beez]

And now she’s show running She-Ra

God bless her

[mushabon]

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

[thebearcametoo]

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

[mushabon]

You made this 1000x better

[marshals-to-dictators]

What’s a mormon

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

[marshals-to-dictators]

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

People who think that is a “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

[stbonifacesaxe]

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

[stbonifacesaxe]

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

[marshals-to-dictators]