HORSES AND SUPERHEROES ARE LIFE

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Uncle Ben

[perfecthorse]

[rob-pattinson]

Shawn Mendes arrives at the Tegel Airport in Berlin, Germany (April 10, 2018).

[trilllions]

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[monkeysandplaybills]

if you see these Argo bottled teas in stores please Do Not Buy them. I work at Argo and we have stopped selling these in our cafes because they are moldy but for some reason have not recalled them from other retailers and they are still being sold in stores. They are moldy. Do not waste your money on this shit. Just don’t buy them. You’ll probably get sick.

[monkeysandplaybills]

i’m fairly certain i got fired for this post so do me a favor and reblog the shit out of it thanks

[upsidedowncat]

The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

[xxxebonydarknessxxx-deactivated]

i was hoping to find somerhing interesting and then u pull the rug

[tayloschilling]

Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[shoren18]

[asking-jude]

“Every time you tell your daughter you yell at her out of love, you teach her to confuse anger with kindness, which seems like a good idea till she grows up to trust men who hurt her cause they look so much like you.”

—

Rupi Kaur

♡ Need support? 

[jrealica-deactivated20170729]

Sometimes I forget how young I am, I have time. There’s enough time.

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[aubreeously]

literally. i babysat this five year old who told me about her best friend Absidy, and i didn’t pay to much attention to it until the girl’s mom told me it was spelled “Abcde”. like. calm d o w n.

[coffee-at-pemberley-deactivated]

“47 month old” PLEASE just say 4 year old why are they like this

[leo-arcana]

I had a classmate tell us what one of her friends or someone named their and she wrote it on the board before she said it bc it was As'Shole (pronounced ahs-shol) and all of us went “…that says asshole your friend named their kid asshole”

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[flawstronaut]

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the *real* worst feelings is waking up and feeling like the future holds nothing for you except the sweet release of death