Cheesecake.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[naamahdarling]

Also messed up in that they should have been called quackarons.

[wardenmcpherson]

She was so busy keeping an eye on the Maillard Reaction that she lost track of the Mallard Direction.

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[greelin]

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

[sr-roto]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[viralfrog]

[never-obsolete]

Pokémon FireRed (GBA, 2004) Hydro Pump

[catgirltitties]

[guooey]

Hehe :)

[dogpuppy]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[importantcatpics]

[amundsenxcook]

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard