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who can truly explain what went down in the bamboo forest of freakery
TOBE NWIGWE | ROUND HERE (PART ONE & TWO) FT. FAT NWIGWE
I dislike making edits but of course i made an edit of him š
my dealer: got some straight gas š„š this strain is called āconclave 2024ā š³ youāll be zonked out of your gourd šÆ
me: whatever i donāt feel shit
me 5 minutes later: oh my god the enemy of unity is certainty
my buddy Thomas Lawrence pacing: the late Holy Father was spying on all of us
i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes
theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"
its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.
he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"
again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.
what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful
what do inshallah and subhanallah mean so I could potentially use em in the correct situations? And potential words I could use?
OK LETS DO THIS
disclaimer i am not arab or muslim and i dont speak arabic but @frogofalltime has explained these words to me and says im using them correctly lmao
inshallah - "if god wills it". like an "i hope this happens" kind of thing. remember the finding nemo poster "inshallah they find him" meme if that helps. used in future tense.
mashallah - "god has willed it", used when something good happened. can be used to denote awe about an event or person. used in past tense.
alhamdulillah - essentially "thank god" or "praise be to god". like mashallah and inshallah but stronger, and can be used in any tense (i think). he will be baked soon alhamdullilah
subhanallah - "glory be to god". like alhamdullilah but stronger. used for when something almost miraculous happens!
those are all the ones i remember off the top of my head im sure binya can add more (and also confirm whether ive got my translations right)
mashaallah robin my faithful student you translated and explained all of this so well :0
there's also astaghfirullah which means "i seek forgiveness in god" which you use when you or someone else does something haram (forbidden / sinful / wrong). tbh we use it in a lot of jokey contexts like if someone swears in a conversation you can call them out like "astaghfirullah haram !"
and bismillah which means "in the name of god" which you can use before doing something, we often use it before doing a difficult thing like when you are struggling to open a bottle or something lmao. or you can say it when someone falls or drops something or gets injured. idk
ONE OUT OF ONE EXPERTS AGREE
here you go folks some more words you can use!!!
more fun words:
khalas - stop / finished / enough - i use this all the time like when people are arguing with me i'm like khalas okay let's agree to disagree
ya'ani - um / yaknow / like - basically just a fun filler word when you don't know what to say
sabr - patience - you can just use this like "chill out dude" especially with this hand gesture š¤
even more words:
yalla - come on / hurry up - everyone says this all the time it's one of the best words ever. yalla yalla let's go
wallah - by god - this is like saying "i swear to god" and it's Technically Supposed to be a strong statement like "honest to god i didn't do that" but people use it in the same jokey way that english speakers use it like "wallah bro you're so stupid" or "say wallah or it didn't happen" and stuff like that
haywan - animal - it literally just means animal but we use this as a swear word lmao like if someone is winning at uno you can say "you're cheating ya haywan !!" (ya is a thing that doesn't really translate to english but it's like addressing someone ?? like if i was talking to robin i would say "ya robin". for example "ya robin who put the bins out yesterday" or "yalla ya robin we need to go to class")
kalb / kalba / bin(t) kalb(a) - dog / bitch / son (daughter) of a dog (bitch) - self explanatory really. lmao
himar - donkey - another way to swear at someone lol. i love how many ways you can insult someone by calling them a creature because honestly i don't see these as slurs at all i like animals
This is how the sequel to this is gonna go tbh.
funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent BenĆtez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape
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Posting my heavymedic edit here because I took it off of YouTube :p feels better keeping my tf2 stuff here
Song: Giga bowser - by Ayesha Erotica
recognize the dance to claim your animation meme senior discount š«
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YAYY I SQUEEZED AN EDIT OUT OF ME i hope u guys like :3
all the imgs in the intro are by @thedoctorwasneverheardfromagain !! šø
I think that Medic, despite kinda giving that vibe, was never a nazi and in fact had a strong aversion to it.
I think that first of all, Medic is a medic for a reason. Despite him being unnervingly comfortable with gore, sadism and medical malpractice he really does want to help people, so an ideology that condemns like half the world to death for was fundamentally unacceptable to him. Medic may be a bit unhinged, but he is a real humanitarian.
I also think that just like Heavy was opposing bolsheviks in Russia, Medic was very vocal about his disdain for the nazi party and was persecuted because of it. I imagine that was the reason he emigrated to the US.
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decided to draw my husband Medic (featuring our his lil' baby dove Archimedes <33) for @creatingblackcharacters Melanin Beam Challenge !! happy birthday, may your day/night be wonderful !
(here are the edits in the pic ---v)
these are free to use btw just give credit šš¾
app i draw on: sketchclub
tool: right hand (draw with my finger)
hrs: for the drawing itself? 7. for the edits? a few minutes. i did the edits first which helped as refs.
(how i love medic i love him so much i could go on and on-)
started this yesterday as a test but then decided to turn it into an actual animation meme. Used loadout.tf on some parts and downloaded pngs off google for the main parts because why not I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO POSE CHARACTERS ON LOADOUT.TF GUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
inspired by @iikaywuu on youtube aka @jellycupps on tiktok, more specifically this video :3 (YOU SHOULD CHECK HER OUT NOW!!! HER ANIMATIONS R SO COOL BRO)
Pyro's voice finally cut through.
A ceo leaves for a week, very few people notice.
The custodial staff leave for a day, everyone notices.
Sanitation and custodial workers deserve far more money and respect than they generally get.
I don't think people understand the degree to which society is kept alive by the labor of the least well-regarded professions. If sewage technicians and sanitation workers and their expertise and knowledge were to disappear tomorrow, the streets would pile high with bodies in every city. We live in a world where we get to be blessedly ignorant to just how fast, how brutally and how violently cholera can rip through a community. How many babies it can kill. How many elderly bodies it can devour alive. You've never seen what it's like when typhoid takes root.
"Oh but we have modern medicine" if you don't have clean drinking water and a way to dispose of your piss and shit and trash you are going to fucking die. No if or but or maybe, you are dead, and so are half the people you know.