Handmade Blossoms

Fibre arts, fandom and food.

[victusinveritas]

[blond-shell]

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME ➤ [2/3] characters

[actuallysara]

day 153 of noticing: shane moaning "yeah" when ilya starts kissing his neck

[not-equippedforthis]

absolute favourite thing is when, in accordance with moments in guards! guards!, people write vimes to completely lose all sense of fine conversational and motor skills in front of sybil so he's continuously doing the equivalent of stepping on a rake

[creamsiclemelt]

this is real though, right?

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

This can't be fucking real oh my god.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[progressivepower]

Yup http://news.usaunify.org/TSNwpQ

[dailycatsblog]

[fuckrozanov]

thinking about shane and ilya at some nhl alumni event years in the future….their relationship is old news and literally no one bats an eyelash at them anymore plus they’re staying in some penthouse suite where nobody can hear them but anyway ilya is fucking shane through the mattress and covers his mouth with one hand like “shush hollander you’re going to get us caught” and shane comes so hard he blacks out

[lucylehane]

technically - technically - when he breaks, the first thing Ilya does - even before saying those three words in Russian - is kiss Shane's heart ❤️

Heated Rivalry S1 (2025)

[lucylehane]

Heated Rivalry, p. 322

[ily-a]

I don't deserve you. Yes, you do.

Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest using that powerful tool

[akaahsokatano]

happy pride month !

[ilyarizzanov]

will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.

Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?

[hockeyfinches]

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

[hockeyfinches]

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

[hockeyfinches]