Lifes A Sham And Every Move Is Wrong

When he wouldn’t look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat….under 18 :)

[hannibalsnextvictim]

WHATS UP GUYS ITS ME DEAN!!!!

New intro bc I deleted it on accident awhile back and forgot to make another one!

Im Dean, She/They!

I run this blog as my main aswell as two others

House roleplay- @opal-md

Hannibal roleplay- @jaspersdelusion

PLEASE SEND ME ASKS I LOVE ASKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

I AM A MINOR!!!

Please be aware of this! I don’t mind more inappropriate talk I just want people to know if a conversation like that happens I am a teenager!

DNI LIST!

MAGA

Transphobes

Homophobes

Racists

White supremicists

Misogynists

People against equality rights

Sexists

Abelists

Anyone who thinks others don’t deserve rights!

REMEMBER LOVE IS LOVE AND EVERYONE DESERVES A HOME, FAMILY, FRIENDS, FOOD TO EAT, CLEAN WATER TO DRINK AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK!

Now that the important things are out of the way, under the cut are some of my favorites!

My fav shows: House Md, Hannibal, iwtv, wwdits, BBC ghosts, ofmd, Good omens (FUCK NEIL GAIMAN)

My fav book: The Picture of Dorian Gray

My fav song (at the moment, may update this religiously every time it changes): The Thrill of First Love- Falsettos

My fav movies: Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth, rocky horror picture show

My fav characters: Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham Sweeney Todd, Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe Du Lac, Claudia, Daniel Molloy, Armand, Abigail Hobbs, Carmilla, Nadja of Anipaxos, Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Rentless (he never relents), Laszlo Cravensworth, James Wilson, Gregory House, Thomas Thorne, A.J Crowley, Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet :3

I do a lot of musical theater and have been in 9 musicals!

Fav musicals: Heathers, Sweeney Todd, Anastasia, Hadestown, Ride the Cyclone, Legally Blonde, The Book Of Mormon! FALSETTOS 😫😫😫

Fav artists: Bauhaus, MCR, London After Midnight, DAVID BOWIE, Scary Bitches, She Wants Revenge, NIN, Type O Negative, Queen, Lana Del Rey

And as per @willgrahamscervix and @theyaoimonster ’s requests…. YAOI

[cloudabserk]

[armand-eyepatch-truther]

knew louis' suit was familiar

[imnotkyra]

omg

its so hot

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Happy disability pride month to everyone with ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone with complex ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone who questions if their problems are big enough to count as a disability, happy disability pride month to anyone who questions if their problems count as a physical or mental disability, happy pride month to everyone who has a disability that causes people to stare, and to those whose disabilities are hidden, happy disability pride month to everyone who deals with any kind of disability physical or mental, you’re all badass and I want you to remember that this month okay

[chemicalcanine]

i found these so putting these her for anybody who wants to print them.

i cant find the original source so idk who made these or if they are official. if anybody knows please lmk

(leaving these here as more of an archive for myself)

edit ; found out these are official!! so these are just here as an archive now lmao

[wrathful-lambb]

Apparently Hannibal returns to Netflix in July. This is our chance guys, if it blows up again maybeee...I don't even have Netflix but I'll get it and stream it 24/7.

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

939 days left of HIS fuckup

[hannibalsnextvictim]

Currently sobbing over falsettos. My first time watching it and it’s so fucking good. I need a minute….

[hannibalsnextvictim]

Note to anyone who cares…I’ve seen it 14 times since I originally posted this…

[hannibalsnextvictim]

Currently sobbing over falsettos. My first time watching it and it’s so fucking good. I need a minute….

[booknerd2712]

Tag game: describe the show you watched most recently (like you could have one episode today) in one sentence. DO NOT SHARE WHAT SHOW IT IS

Okay classmates lets kill an octopus capable of Mach 20

@cams-rambles @cmaymanuel @feralgoatman @thegaygangle @theamethystgoddess-tag @littenstarlighter @alanbeckerfan-emma @hiamd3adagain @voidheart346 @irlthedarklord @3str3ll1tasyb @h3y-0liver @madkhaliqfarhan @maliciousandlovely @vulpyabby @hermes-reblogs+open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

A show in which an AI is more human than the actual humans

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, + open tags :)

[b-does-arts]

A show in a circus..

@1-wonder-1 @leeleethedrugdealer @lilla-flo @dante-collt @goldenstrawberrytiger @twinklingstarsssss

[leeleethedrugdealer]

a show about a cat person and fish person (the fish person is black coded)

Also THANKS FOR THE TAG :3

@genbai, @nico-flo, @wewillivetrougheverything, @nova478372, @mekaruavenuememory and any of my other moots :3

[nico-flo]

middle aged woman who likes to sing and runs a show(/circus?) oh and theres a serial killer ofc

@messengerboyy @jacquesivy

[messengerboyy]

IDONT remember I watched uh yeah idk

@vinceyintown @v-wuzhere @txlxmachus @samsungalienn + open tags

[v-wuzhere]

hey I’m overpowered and in a tournament and there’s a guy stalking me but we ignore that

@puppet-string @missleebit @that-one-bitch-sakura +open tags

[missleebit]

overacheiver girl and her mom face problems like rich grandparents

tags: @sugar-and-spice-0801 @deathbysterling @depressedwhimsicalchild @collin-thegreat @kristres-4b @asher-overdosed @heavens-theif @wonllitz @damsel-understresss @mentallytheprototypewife @aerrdeicall +open tags

[kriszekeda]

Gay ex villain turns into princess saves world w power of a yuri kiss

@ottxrpopz @kyuntavi-chan @angelicflurries @averagedelusionalincarnate

[kyuntavi-chan]

space crew mass murder + sexy doctor they all are down horrendous for

@astralcuite @yachneon @ottxrpopz + open tags

[mynamesst4rzyyy]

bunch of people in Minecraft REALLY want to kill this black blob with rainbow accents on him because he exploits...

@plusul-minin @ottxrpopz @maroondd @spookthelilguy @c00lkiddstuff @magical-bean-soup +open tags

[the-chatterbox-of-horrors]

local blonde blorbo who was bought out of a death cult by his grandfather and then indoctrinated into mi5 gets sent to career timeout and gets the shit beat out of him daily

@mikasaackerman728 @axylcalcorcipher @20thcenturytroodon @anincarnationofchaos @angeljackt + open!

-void (msk:text)

[mikasaackerman728]

stupid strong white boy whup ass like crazy and also get exploded but he’s fine it’s okay

@yummycubitos @mysteryfreak001 @wispywildflower @teslasucks37

[mysteryfreak001]

uhhhh

The New Testament is playing out

@acewithobsessions @whoaaaoaoo @superbbirdofparadise

[d0lless]

super soldier and a bird fight a 19 year old while also beefing with a cosplayer.

@tbiggestman @maylightnight @mysteryfreak001 @i00que @nerdliver @tholyveil

[tbiggestman]

i havent watched a show but ive watched a movie so i hope this works

two gay fish boys located in italy.

is that anything

tags: @birdstanley @rayrayhaywire @tlockish @ssseashell + anyone else

[rayrayhaywire]

Two vigilantes fight over the morals of killing and one almost dies

@alcedovoir @red-plutoo @lavender-luminarie @yexbarnes @sourcarmellia

[sourcarmellia]

The quiet loser is actually cool and helps babysit his classmates younger brother

@bylerbean @funkopop547 @yoursleepdemon @rubyrider6000 @starkspredecessor @sootstar22 @someonehereforpeaceofmind @mj-rulesdaw0rld @notsowisenini @jazzering @pewe7777 @lunareclipse2727 @loonyloonylupin35 @stargazingthemoooon @sammiiiithedummest @nicointhecloset @heyimcelery

[nicointhecloset]

Gay guy is down bad for his classmate

Tag: @sammiiiithedummest @funkopop547 @jazzering @heyimcelery @sootstar22 @pewe7777 @kweerdragon @mj-rulesdaw0rld @bylerbean and whoever wants to

[toulooser]

A God with his diva raven goes in fucking Hell and beats the shit out of the Devil to get his emotional / power support helmet back

Tagsss: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quietghostygirl @loserrsquad @keisha-k01 @randomlocalartist @hotpotwillthewise , @ilovebylerandstonathan + anyone else

[ilovebylerandstonathan]

Lesbian space rocks

@willbyersfictionkin @byedisaster @stargazingthemoooon @bylersapple @thoraelrlffnem @teethbagel @certified-loser-boy @cmbynIvrr @violetcantspeak @mikewouldveexplored @deeplenpeeple @byersandwheelerfiles +open

[certified-loser-boy]

chaotic bisexual wanders into basically hell and gets mentored by another chaotic bisexual before defeating the Old Evil British Guy(TM) with the power of (gay) love and slight violence.

@lesbyler-lesbalancer @frogboyisatitagain @hazelsky62 @hazey-dazey111 @buckleybeat + anyone that wants to join :D

[hazey-dazey111]

six friends all live near each other but none of them know how to lock a door and their all coffee addicts, two of them are kinda terrible friends (hot take lowk)

@arikakari @rara3swhimsy @withdevovotion @em0tionallymotionsick @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @engelssong @escapedangels

[bitemyveins]

uhm guy has an adopted brother that hates him and turns into a vampire and they fight and then his family bloodline continues while fighting that same guy the entire time

@scammers-and-scotch @their-inkedskin @hannibalsnextvictim @0llierawr + open tags idk

[hannibalsnextvictim]

Drug addict with a limp gets trusted to work in a hospital with a group of his ducklings, a fed up boss and an oncologist who isn’t even in the same part of the hospital but always shows up

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG POOKS :333

@theyaoimonster @willgrahamsbum @thesmonios @willgrahamsballhair @bug-on-the-mic @m-au3-blog @the-cookie-monster-tm @squ3akerp33ker @maybe-eat-spahgetti + anyone who wants to join in!!

[bug-on-the-mic]

two brothers save people and hunt things, (the family business,) and have serious homoerotic tension with angels

@spirking-and-sparkling @ashes-onthewind @cypher-lovesjohnwalker

[yurisupernova]

pretty green eyes ♡

[booknerd2712]

Tag game: describe the show you watched most recently (like you could have one episode today) in one sentence. DO NOT SHARE WHAT SHOW IT IS

Okay classmates lets kill an octopus capable of Mach 20

@cams-rambles @cmaymanuel @feralgoatman @thegaygangle @theamethystgoddess-tag @littenstarlighter @alanbeckerfan-emma @hiamd3adagain @voidheart346 @irlthedarklord @3str3ll1tasyb @h3y-0liver @madkhaliqfarhan @maliciousandlovely @vulpyabby @hermes-reblogs+open tags

[hermes-reblogs]

A show in which an AI is more human than the actual humans

@alastordaradiodemon, @cams-rambles, @potatoanarchist, @lilspark-offical, @p0pr0x1an, @tadctonorway, @deemondude, @leilani-lily, @booknerd2712, @loch-nes-dragon, @cheekychihuahuaart, @b-does-arts, @hawkeyedoodles, @chaos-triangle, @chaoticlesbianhere, @lifeserieswatcher, @survalio, @thetypogoddess, @sugarspice-x, + open tags :)

[b-does-arts]

A show in a circus..

@1-wonder-1 @leeleethedrugdealer @lilla-flo @dante-collt @goldenstrawberrytiger @twinklingstarsssss

[leeleethedrugdealer]

a show about a cat person and fish person (the fish person is black coded)

Also THANKS FOR THE TAG :3

@genbai, @nico-flo, @wewillivetrougheverything, @nova478372, @mekaruavenuememory and any of my other moots :3

[nico-flo]

middle aged woman who likes to sing and runs a show(/circus?) oh and theres a serial killer ofc

@messengerboyy @jacquesivy

[messengerboyy]

IDONT remember I watched uh yeah idk

@vinceyintown @v-wuzhere @txlxmachus @samsungalienn + open tags

[v-wuzhere]

hey I’m overpowered and in a tournament and there’s a guy stalking me but we ignore that

@puppet-string @missleebit @that-one-bitch-sakura +open tags

[missleebit]

overacheiver girl and her mom face problems like rich grandparents

tags: @sugar-and-spice-0801 @deathbysterling @depressedwhimsicalchild @collin-thegreat @kristres-4b @asher-overdosed @heavens-theif @wonllitz @damsel-understresss @mentallytheprototypewife @aerrdeicall +open tags

[kriszekeda]

Gay ex villain turns into princess saves world w power of a yuri kiss

@ottxrpopz @kyuntavi-chan @angelicflurries @averagedelusionalincarnate

[kyuntavi-chan]

space crew mass murder + sexy doctor they all are down horrendous for

@astralcuite @yachneon @ottxrpopz + open tags

[mynamesst4rzyyy]

bunch of people in Minecraft REALLY want to kill this black blob with rainbow accents on him because he exploits...

@plusul-minin @ottxrpopz @maroondd @spookthelilguy @c00lkiddstuff @magical-bean-soup +open tags

[the-chatterbox-of-horrors]

local blonde blorbo who was bought out of a death cult by his grandfather and then indoctrinated into mi5 gets sent to career timeout and gets the shit beat out of him daily

@mikasaackerman728 @axylcalcorcipher @20thcenturytroodon @anincarnationofchaos @angeljackt + open!

-void (msk:text)

[mikasaackerman728]

stupid strong white boy whup ass like crazy and also get exploded but he’s fine it’s okay

@yummycubitos @mysteryfreak001 @wispywildflower @teslasucks37

[mysteryfreak001]

uhhhh

The New Testament is playing out

@acewithobsessions @whoaaaoaoo @superbbirdofparadise

[d0lless]

super soldier and a bird fight a 19 year old while also beefing with a cosplayer.

@tbiggestman @maylightnight @mysteryfreak001 @i00que @nerdliver @tholyveil

[tbiggestman]

i havent watched a show but ive watched a movie so i hope this works

two gay fish boys located in italy.

is that anything

tags: @birdstanley @rayrayhaywire @tlockish @ssseashell + anyone else

[rayrayhaywire]

Two vigilantes fight over the morals of killing and one almost dies

@alcedovoir @red-plutoo @lavender-luminarie @yexbarnes @sourcarmellia

[sourcarmellia]

The quiet loser is actually cool and helps babysit his classmates younger brother

@bylerbean @funkopop547 @yoursleepdemon @rubyrider6000 @starkspredecessor @sootstar22 @someonehereforpeaceofmind @mj-rulesdaw0rld @notsowisenini @jazzering @pewe7777 @lunareclipse2727 @loonyloonylupin35 @stargazingthemoooon @sammiiiithedummest @nicointhecloset @heyimcelery

[nicointhecloset]

Gay guy is down bad for his classmate

Tag: @sammiiiithedummest @funkopop547 @jazzering @heyimcelery @sootstar22 @pewe7777 @kweerdragon @mj-rulesdaw0rld @bylerbean and whoever wants to

[toulooser]

A God with his diva raven goes in fucking Hell and beats the shit out of the Devil to get his emotional / power support helmet back

Tagsss: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quietghostygirl @loserrsquad @keisha-k01 @randomlocalartist @hotpotwillthewise , @ilovebylerandstonathan + anyone else

[ilovebylerandstonathan]

Lesbian space rocks

@willbyersfictionkin @byedisaster @stargazingthemoooon @bylersapple @thoraelrlffnem @teethbagel @certified-loser-boy @cmbynIvrr @violetcantspeak @mikewouldveexplored @deeplenpeeple @byersandwheelerfiles +open

[certified-loser-boy]

chaotic bisexual wanders into basically hell and gets mentored by another chaotic bisexual before defeating the Old Evil British Guy(TM) with the power of (gay) love and slight violence.

@lesbyler-lesbalancer @frogboyisatitagain @hazelsky62 @hazey-dazey111 @buckleybeat + anyone that wants to join :D

[hazey-dazey111]

six friends all live near each other but none of them know how to lock a door and their all coffee addicts, two of them are kinda terrible friends (hot take lowk)

@arikakari @rara3swhimsy @withdevovotion @em0tionallymotionsick @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @engelssong @escapedangels

[bitemyveins]

uhm guy has an adopted brother that hates him and turns into a vampire and they fight and then his family bloodline continues while fighting that same guy the entire time

@scammers-and-scotch @their-inkedskin @hannibalsnextvictim @0llierawr + open tags idk

[hannibalsnextvictim]

Drug addict with a limp gets trusted to work in a hospital with a group of his ducklings, a fed up boss and an oncologist who isn’t even in the same part of the hospital but always shows up

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG POOKS :333

@theyaoimonster @willgrahamsbum @thesmonios @willgrahamsballhair @bug-on-the-mic @m-au3-blog @the-cookie-monster-tm @squ3akerp33ker @maybe-eat-spahgetti + anyone who wants to join in!!

[leweinstein]

The vibe he gives when he delivers this line.

[queenofshippingcringe]

The results are in….

Tumblrs favorite mom is….

🏆 SALLY JACKSON !!! 🏆

She has now legally adopted all of Tumblr, you are now all her children! She has also won a lifelong beach vacation with her beloved family & every blue food she could ever want on demand! We love you Sally Jackson! 🩵🌊🍬☀️

🎉 Runner ups are down below! 🎉

In second place was,

🦉🥈 Edalyn Clawthorne! 🥈🦉

In third was,

🐍🥉 Camila Noceda! 🥉🐍

In fourth place was,

🥀🏅Morticia Addams!🏅🥀

In fifth place was,

❤️‍🔥🏅Toriel (Undertale!🏅❤️‍🔥

And in last, but certainly not least was, my personal favorite,

👑🏅Chilli Heeler!🏅👑

[hannibalsnextvictim]

I forgot how anxious I am when I go out with my mom

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out