Are you vocal during sex?
I’m usually lead guitar
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@happyjoe92
Are you vocal during sex?
I’m usually lead guitar
heya friends, I have one last ticket for the upcoming dropout improv show in Birmingham. I couldn't find anybody to take it so far and I wanted to make one last attempt so it doesn't go to waste.
so if you're interested in a dropout improv ticket for Birmingham on the 5th of June, hmu
I would appreciate a little bit of money for it (it was originally 50£) but I mainly just want somebody to be able to enjoy it.
very excited to watch another season of beautiful women and some random niggas they found at a gas station
you cannot be a cop WITH a baby mama who LIKES country music on love island. pick an issue!
Catastrophize Benedictine
Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich
Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream
Unfocused Cereal
sensitive rice
Migraine Grits
Distraction Donut.
Leg-Jiggle M&Ms
Panic Cheese
Dread Tiffin
Despair Mint
Insomnia Lucky Charm
Deterritorialization Strawberry
Lethargy sandwich
Constant Stress Salmon
Anxiety Iced Tea
Anxious Apple Juice goes hard
or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part
Mood Swings Red Bull
@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real
This post contains 52 horses (84.9% of the post)
🐎 @hthrrloooo
Catastrophize Benedictine
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🐴 @dumbthinmint
Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich
🍎 @viostormcaller
Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream
♞ @isa-ghost
Unfocused Cereal
𓃗 @everyone-loves-purple
sensitive rice
♞ @andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels
Migraine Grits
🐎 @snarklordofthesith
Distraction Donut.
🥕 @jadelyn
Leg-Jiggle M&Ms
🎠 @moniquill
Panic Cheese
🥕 @elodieunderglass
Dread Tiffin
🦄 @spaceshipoftheseus
Despair Mint
🦄 @thelawfulchaotic
Insomnia Lucky Charm
🎠 @syinthome-kaleidoscope
Deterritorialization Strawberry
🦄 @barely-an-artist
Lethargy sandwich
🥕 @randomfruit666
Constant Stress Salmon
🎠 @cedar-is-a-nerd
Anxiety Iced Tea
🥕 @consumerofshorthomies
Anxious Apple Juice goes hard
or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part
♞ @theboredvoid
Mood Swings Red Bull
♞ @starving-little-orphan-boy
@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real
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Aww Tiffin is a grandchild of the Tetrarch, that’s cute!
Time Blind Taiyaki
Procrastination Peanut Butter Sandwich
Hudson Williams | Best Lead Performer in a Drama Series
I didn't write a speech but I do have a little thank you list. Immediately to all the other nominees, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside you. I'm honored to be Canadian and this is fantastic.
Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit
I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).
I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)
"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox
🎟 Go forth and get seats. 🎟
Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party: The Musical coming to the Garry Marshall Theatre this August!
I just bought tickets! I’m flying ACROSS THE CONTRY to see my favorite people perform and I CAN’T WAIT!!! This would not be possible without the extra dates! I’m so happy!
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”
i needed this as a background
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Sabrina Carpenter attends the 2026 Met Gala celebrating "Costume Art" at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 04, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/FilmMagic) pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com
CONNOR STORRIE AT THE MET GALA 2026
admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife