I've been dead for seven years

leave me to my dark blogging | fyi I'm 30 | I'm also fat and have zero patience for your diet culture, weight loss, and fatphobic bullshit so leave | I'm just gonna reblog random fandom stuff I like like d20/dropout, bg3, tma, the scholomance and more, I just wanted a blog with no following where I can be in peace so please come hang and yell at me abt those fandoms | also free Palestine I share and donate to fundraisers on my main this blog has like 6 followers | also I ship Kingston and Pete so if that yucks you feel free to block ok bye

[voxratasma]

my tag directory

[melodies-stereo]

fun fact: the most common word to express something being Not Good in the english language is the word "bad". This word is sourced from the word bæddel, which is a transmisogynistic slur dating back hundreds of years. Its all transmisogyny!!! All of it!!!!! Its transmisogyny all the way down!!! the most concise and common word to express something being negative in the English language is derived from a transmisogynistic slur. what the fucking fuck. how am i not supposed to lose my mind over how fucking pervasive hatred for trans women is and has always been.

[voxratasma]

okay it is 100% true that hatred for trans women is ingrained and pervasive.

however, two things

1) this origin is a theory and may not be true. it's one of two potential etymologies, the other being Norse words that are entirely unrelated

2) b*ddel is a word translated as the h-word. which is specifically a slur describing intersex people.

calling out transmisogyny does not require spreading misinformation and erasing intersex people.

[bagofbirds]

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

[worsecats]

[notahorseindisguise]

im THIRSTY. for WATER.

[les-anges-electriques]

j'ai SOIF. pour L'EAU.

[notahorseindisguise]

patch notes: you can now read this post in two languages

[malicemizer]

tengo SED. para AGUA.

喉がカワク。ミズから。

[pinnipurr]

eks DORS. vir WATER.

[voxratasma]

ich bin DURSTIG. auf WASSER.

[adastrabbit]

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[aropride]

i love when a character with a severe anxiety disorder fucks up over and over and blows up their whole life about it. we have a fair amount of characters with mild anxiety (not that theres anything wrong with that) we need more characters who just cannot function or stop themselves from ruining everything good in their life out of fear

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[unlikely-course]

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[voxratasma]

my evil plan worked. I helped my ADHD wife get started on an unspecific task and she's done more than planned and had some ideas cause she's hopping from one thing to the next. success.

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[justasmidgx]

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

[penandinkprincess]

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

[ace-bard3-paladin1]

[ID: Screenshot of tumblr user lostinlife321 reblogged with the tags

#im sorry but im cackling at the thought of telling a cat "hey whats in your mouth?" and have to chase The Fastest Land Mammal On Earth

/end ID]

[voxratasma]

when your wife has an anxiety attack at 3am simply have her list 100 women

[only-tiktoks]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unmute

[cipheramnesia]

You only need to know one thing: meow.

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

[Video transcript:

(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)

So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.

Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.

So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)

Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.

End transcript]

[thewillowtree3]

This is the funniest TikTok narration I’ve ever heard LOOL

[voxratasma]

correlation or causation

@innerchildabortionclinic

@notahorseindisguise

[phleb0tomist]

nothing like a disabled hug. two people with fragile bodies understanding what tiny things make each other hurt or flinch, making sure to find the right position, bending to reach each other in wheelchairs or beds. i love disabled hugs

[wanderingthroughbooks]

It's been several weeks since I read The Golden Enclaves and I occasionally still think about how Liesel looked at El and went "well, I have to seduce her, for the good of humanity, in case I need to use my wiles to pull her back from self-sacrifice and/or madness."