Just another crazy fangirl

Harm, Pisces, Thespian, Slytherin, ENFP-T, Critter, Dragon Master (DM), Geek+Nerd Combo

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[thewhizzyhead]

you know the more I think about it, the more I think the scene before "If I Loved You" is steph's um silly roundabout attempt to more solidly confirm if Pete could be into her (and have him admit it and make a move already) after like I dunno many other of her attempts in flirting with Pete and asking him out, and then IMMEDIATELY backtracking into "pft I'm a bad bitch I would NEVER go out with a GEEK like you like I need a REAL man pfft" mode in "If I Loved You" after Pete seems to deny him ever wanting to go out with Steph - even though he actually never fucking denies it LIKE HE LEGIT NEVER DOES BOTH IN DIALOGUE AND IN SONG LIKE "who says i wanna go on a date with you anyways?", says pete in a defensive tone with folded arms while looking away from steph after she called him out for not asking her out yet like holy fuck I find this hilariously cute and somehow extremely fucking accurate for teen couples that share this stubbornly defensive i-refuse-to-admit-shit dynamic

[nerdy-prude]

‼️SPOILERS FOR HATCHETFIELD LORE AHEAD ‼️

Let me introduce you to what I like to call The Lords in Black theory

Notice how in NPMD during The Summoning each of our remaining main characters are told something by a lord in black.

Blinky says: 'We've been watching you, Gracie. Someones been a naughty girl'

Tinky says: 'Oh boy! A Spankoffski! I'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!'

Nibbly says: 'Stephanie, yum yum!'

Now, as we already know, Hannah is kinda like 'The chosen one' of the Hatchetfield universe. She plays a major part in BF, from the very begining she hates Wiggly. Wiggly on the other hand, is kinda like the leader of his brothers.

In Yellowjacket Hannah is fighting Pokey but she can't defeat her until Lex, a powerfull, MAJOR CHARACTER and her own sister shows up.

It seems as if all of the brothers are somehow connected to one of these major characters. All of these characters are important parts of the story and have shown to be powerful in some way. With Lex and Hannah their power is more clear since they have the gift, but think about it, we don't really know that many people who have had the Black book, even less good people who have had it.

But there is one very much good character who has had and used the Black book. Miss Holloway, everyones favorite witch lady who in every universe fights Wilbur Cross, the guy who has been described as the ultimate bad.

Now some of you might be thinking: "Okay, well that doesn't yet prove anything. There should be bigger evidence if they were actually connected. Their stories should be tied together" Well, funny you should say that! Lets take a deeper dive, shall we?

Wiggly-Hannah

Both are the 'leaders'with the most power. Hannah and Wiggly says to her: "We just keep running into each other, don't we Hannah"

Pokey-Lex

In Yellowjackect it was made very clear that Otho was incredibly powerfull and no one could defeat him. Lex did just that. Also, I am not trying to say any of the brothers are more powerfull than others (well, maybe expect Wiggly) but the thing is, we know that there is a world where Pokey wins. We know his powers. We also know Lex' powers. It would make sense that out off all of them Lex would be connected to her.

Tinky-Peter

Tinky hates Ted with a burning passion, that is why he trapped him. It makes sense that he would be after his brother too. Also kinda unrelated and doesn't prove much but it would be funny that when Peter says: "I have been waiting for what feels like five ducking years and I still haven't gotten my hot chocolate" would have more meaning than just a funny bit. Almost as if he could feel that in another universe five years agohe ordered a hot chocolate and never got it. Like he could sense TIME and SPACE differently?

Nibbly-Stephanie

Whose dad has had the Black book? Oh right, Stephs! And what did mayor Solomon Lauter say abou the black book again? Wasn't it something like: " ...It comes with a price, a terrible price" and "No! I am not touching that book ever again"?

And who has a major part in organaizing the Honey Queen festival? That's right, the mayor! Who has shown multiple rimes they will do anything to keep getting elected? Who has shown to be interested in power? Who has shown to be 'Hungry'?

What if he cast a spell and Nibbly wanted her daughter as a sacrafice? What if he then gave something else. Something that made him bury the book. It might have worked for a while. But Stephanies fate was already sealed. Nibbly still wanted to have Steph tho, he tought she'd be yummy.

Blinky-Grace

Ahh, Grace, Grace, Grace...

I have to admit, she was more of a mystery to me but lets SEE what we can FIND. (Laughs in Jigglypuff)

Grace is the perfect Christian girl. She never does anything wrong! But then she just snaps? She very quickly comes up with a plan on how to hide a body. Then at the end she goes after 'the souls of the pervs'. But to everyone around her she still looks like an innocent young girl. Makes you wonder what else she has hidden. Makes you wonder about the other alternative universes. Maybe Blinky was referring to many different Grace Chasities. He ment the many different things Grace has done bc of her faith and hidden from anyone elses eyes. Only problem for her is that you can't hide anthing from Blinky.

[thefatcat-13]

if i had a nickel for everytime Joey Richter’s character was having an argument onstage and i was just chanting “KISS KISS KISS” i would have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

[accursedvoid]

Ran across a ‘humans are weird/space orcs/humans in space’ post the other day talking about how humans make up games if they’re stuck somewhere with nothing to do and it just got me thinking about that one game and how aliens would be so baffled

As in THE game, you all know the one (for those reading this I’m so sorry to make you lose ‘the game’ again, if it’s any consolation I have now lost ‘the game’ making this post myself) and just how baffling that is from a non human perspective can you imagine it-

this is for fun? And it’s not even a game game? It’s just saying you lost the game/mentioning ‘the game’ and humans will get irrationally annoyed/upset/angry about it like-

Brian: hey Lee, guess who just lost the game?

Lee: what gam- OH YOU ASSHOLE I HAD A STREAK OF FOUR YEARS GOING!!!

Every alien in the room: ??????

[peoplecallmelucifer]

"THIS IS BULLSHIT!" Clair screamed at her captain

"Crewmen you have not just assulted an injured coworker, you apreare to have threatened others into defending you. This matrer is over and done!" The captain responded coldly

" Assu- I WAS PREFIRMING CPR!"

" I do not care what kind of ritual that is, injured crewmembers are to be handled by the hospital staff alone and are most definetly not to be punched in the chest!"

"I DID NOT PUNCH HIM"

"Whitnesses say otherwise"

Clair took a big breath and sighed before co tinuing more calmly "Have you talked to Max yet? Or a human medical specialist for that matter?"

" Well you put our chief medical officer out of comission but don't worry, we will take the victims statement when they wake up, untill further notice you will be confined to-"

At that moment the doors burst open with several humans piling up on alien guards while a tall skinny man, who appeared to barely be standing hurried in the best he could.

"MAX!" Clair shouted in surprise "What are you doing here you should be resting!"

"And let you get fired for this, no way"

"ORDER" the captain roared! "What in the blazes is going on here? Crewman, I'll have you know that even if you were a victim of this attack I will not allow vigilante justice on my-"

"Oh can it you cretin!" Max said a she sat down

"Excuse me?" Was all the captain managed to say in response before Max continued

" You're excused. Now if you had half a brain you would have looked up what CPR was before aresting the person eho saved my fucking life! Some cretin left live wires uncovered and as I leaned agais the wrong wall I got Enough electricity to light up half of New York for a day running trough my body! What Clair did were chest compressions! She restarted my heart!"

"B-but she is not a trianed medical servicemen! And you had bruizes all over your body, not just electrical burns!" The captain stammered

" Yeah muscles spasm when they get shocked. I got flunged into the wall because of it, hence the bruises. And all human crewmates know basic CPR. It is required from any spacer to know first aid for at least 4 species." Max said

"I- I see. I ... apologize for my rash judgement crewmen."

" Am I not being arrested? " Clair asked

"No, you are not" the captin said with a look of shame

"Then I accept the apology ... now please help me drag this diva back to thw med bay before I actually knock him out" Clair said looking at Max

" Hey carefull Clair, maybe captain never heard of hyperbole"

[andejoe]

Crews Quick Guide to Humans

Quiet humans are not defective. Loud humans are not defective. Unless there is a significant change, assume your human is operating at normal levels.

Human words do not mean the same thing all the time. Look up the study of human tone if you want to always know what your human means.

Human females will smell of blood each month. If this changes, ask your human in private if something happened.

Human males often do not know how loud they are. Asking them to lower their voice is not offensive.

Human cultures vary greatly and various cultures have conflicting beliefs. Most humans will not be offended if you cannot keep up with this.

Humans do not share a hive mind but do have several musical triggers that activate a human chorus. These triggers transcend most cultural and language barriers.

All Stabby units come with a human locator setting. Use liberally.

Ask for a detailed explanation before agreeing to join a human on any non work activity.

Be aware of human hobbies and skills. Humans enjoy company and will likely teach you whatever they know. It is also beneficial to know what your human may do should they get bored.

Do not be too concerned over what humans ingest, so long as they do so willingly and with the full knowledge of what they are ingesting.

Unless you hear a human say something along the lines of ‘I hope this works’ or ‘here goes nothing’, assume they have a working knowledge at the attempted task.

If you hear a human say one of the above phrases, take cover as it is likely too late to stop or report them.

[archivistofnerddom]

A Human author once classified Earth (and its residents) as Mostly Harmless.

By the time the rest of the galaxy realized that is a joke, it was too late. Earth was considered to be relatively mild and not much of a threat because Humans, the planet’s dominant species, classified their cradle world and species as such. Most aggressive species in the galaxy considered it to be an easy target for conquest. They had no idea how wrong that assumption was.

It took one ill-timed and easily stopped planetary invasion for the Cprix, generally accepted as the galaxy’s boogeymen species, to fear Humans and their cradle world. By the time word got out that the Cprix had launched an attack on Earth and for a response to be mounted, the invasion had been repelled. The Cprix fleet was retreating from Earth’s solar system at a fast rate.

No Cprixen would ever disclose what happened or what caused them to be defeated.

No Human gave the same answer about what happened. Some said the invaders made the mistake of landing in Australia or Canada or the Amazon or in the Yellowstone super caldera. Some said it was the honey badgers or some deep sea creature. A few even joked about more obscure (possibly cryptid) Earth creatures were involved, such as the chupacabra or the kraken or the mama bear/mom friend. There was discussion about natural phenomenon, like hurricanes and volcanoes. Some cited the variety of military technology that was so low-tech or outdated by comparison to the rest of the galactic standards. The only thing that Humans would agree on was that they didn’t know why the Cprix fleet was afraid of them. Earth was just Mostly Harmless, after all.

Those answers from the Humans generally prompted more questions. Earth suddenly received more interested visitors from their alien friends. That’s when the other species began to realize that Earth was far more frightening than they had previously realized and Humans more deadly.

A self-professed Mostly Harmless death world is still incredibly terrifying by most generally accepted metrics. Only a Human would call their cradle world Mostly Harmless.

They had no reason not to see it as anything other than that.

[alicebyheartt]

Those Long Eyes // Afternoon

I absolutely love these parallels. During the lobster dance, Alfred dances with Alice (even though he feels awkward about it) because he wants to make her happy. In “Afternoon”, he initiates the same dance to cheer her up again :,)

[ghostlypawn]

“She can’t take it from you, can she? No one can.”

[violetwolfraven]

So… I have an angsty theory about Your Shell of Grief

So, this song has some deeply silly lyrics, and maybe I’m in the minority but that doesn’t make it any less sad to me. I don’t know, something about it landed with me I guess. But my theory is about the characters and what their verses in the song say about them. Or the fact that they have verses at all, I guess.

Like I know it might not have been intentional, but I feel like it at least opens things up for headcanons based on which mock turtles sing.

Maybe it’s just me but I think the ones that sing solos are the ones who have losses they can’t get past in the real world.

Elaboration below the cut 🔽

Dr. Butridge sings and he’s a fucking doctor in a warzone. There’s probably been plenty of patients he couldn’t save, and maybe he blames himself for some of their deaths. Also given said warzone it’s more than possible he’s lost loved ones too.

Harold sings, and we already know he’s got some pretty severe ptsd. He alluded to a friend who died in a past scene and whether his friend and his ‘husband’ he mentions in the song are the same person or two different people, it doesn’t seem like his mental state has really let him process any of that.

Clarissa sings, and we don’t know much about her, but we do know that she holds on to material things pretty tightly. Things from her life before the bombings. That might be about a similar concept to Alice (mourning her old life), or maybe she holds onto those things because they’re associated with someone she lost.

Dodgy sings about losing his rabbi, and like… losing your spiritual leader in the middle of knowing that not that far away there is an army of people who want to wipe people like you off the face of the planet? That doesn’t seem like something you’d heal from quickly.

Alice, obviously, is just starting to accept that she’s going to lose/has lost Alfred. We already know that.

Meanwhile, I find it equally interesting to all of the above that Tabatha does not sing. They mention at the beginning that she had a sister she lost, but she’s also well-enough adjusted that she can counsel someone else on dealing with grief and letting go. She’s not stuck on her loss, so she doesn’t have a main part in the song.

Also, the Red Cross Nurse doesn’t sing, because she’s practical almost to the point of cruel, and it’s a waste of her time to dwell on the past. She keeps moving forward.

Lastly, Nigel doesn’t sing, because as far as he knows he doesn’t have a loss to sing about. (Do we even know that?) He was pretty adamant that his parents were coming for him but then again Alice was pretty adamant that Alfred wasn’t dying. He’s not stuck because he doesn’t know if there’s anything to be stuck on.

The characters who can’t move past their losses sing Your Shell of Grief. The ones that don’t have a loss or are healthy enough to move on don’t. *mic drop*

*I realize that this post does not account for Angus. This is because I don’t really understand Angus. Idk it’s hard to tell if he’s so carefree because of the drugs or because he doesn’t have anything he’s stuck on.*

Anyway there’s my angsty over-analyzation of Your Shell of Grief. Do I really wish that the show had given a little more insight into them? Hell yeah. Do I also realize that this is all probably a stretch? Also yeah. Do I realize I should be sleeping instead of typing this up so late on a school night? Absolutely.

[pose-at-play]

( georgia -phoebe bridgers)

[ghostlypawn]

#all i know is pain

[izloveshorses]

no but when alice says “the caterpillar gazes on a world of older faces” she’s confessing she doesn’t want to grow up without him, but then alfred sings “but the butterflies go floating all the same,” reassuring her she’s gonna be okay and blossom regardless 

[totallytrucked]

and NOW WE’RE DOWN THE HOOOOLLLE AND REALLY ON A ROLLLLLLL

inspired by abh? not exactly alice herself but it's kind of alice you know?

[historianroo]

what is Alice by heart

hohhohohohhohohoohohhooh bestie

Alice by Heart is a musical written by the same guy who wrote Spring Awakening (which I have always found funny) and it is a retelling of Alice in Wonderland.

you're probably like "okay but why is it so great"

ill telll you

THIS retelling, features a maybe 15-18 member cast all of which plays multiple characters, except for the female lead, who only plays Alice, as they exist inside of a bomb shelter during WW2.

The entire musical takes place in this one setting, namely a 1940s underground station that serves as a bomb shelter that is beautifully detailed and like, really fantastic.

The musical is about Alice, who claims she knows the book "Alice in Wonderland" by heart and doesn't need the book that the nurse watching them tore up to tell the story. She begins to re-tell this story to her best friend who is very sick and also plays the white rabbit.

If you overlook the sorta horrible British accents they have throughout the show, it's wonderful.

This musical cover the topic of first love, first loss, the fear of growing up, and the fear of running out of time all in one go and handles it beatifully.

but then like, even the way she handles storytelling is great, because the lead is fully convinced she does not need to tell the story exactly how it happens and loves to extend or forget some of the scenes.

In her eyes, her best friend is sick, and by extending this story she is saving his life.

she takes her time, making an already odd story even odder with harmonies in minor thirds and diminished sevenths and duets that are strange and out of place and so very loved.

"Alice by Heart" is a great example of a strange way to retell a fairy tale that I wish more people would take advantage of.

and the urge to write a fanfiction that re-tells a story like this is so high.

[songbeyondthought]

“nothing comes or goes without a shadow”

i never fully thought about this lyric until now. it shows how everyone we meet leaves a lasting impression on our lives, even if they don’t stay in our lives forever. alice has to live her life without alfred, but their love has changed alice and she’ll never be the same person she was before she fell in love with him. and that’s such a bittersweet concept.