HarveyMGB

30| He/they

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[harveymgb]

Eridians sending Rocky into space

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[harveymgb]

*checks in the cupboard that has three different unmade Christmas presents from last year that I ran out of time to make*

Soon

[lightwolf]

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

[lightwolf]

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

[mmedemerteuil]

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

[kedreeva]

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

[harveymgb]

Minecraft crossover AU has been rolled back due to inconsistent tone

All references to diamond sex toy crafting expunged

Removed Herobrine

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[harveymgb]

[harveymgb]

why did i see this and think they'd padlocked a naughty mosquito

[cutecipher]

gyroscope

[the-knife-consumer]

I'm really getting the hang of it

[harveymgb]

I ship them

[thestudiouswanderer]

s o o p

[harveymgb]

b y s k

[oneheadtoanother]

[harveymgb]

[irawhiti]

i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

[irawhiti]

i've caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i've just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don't enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i've just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell

[irawhiti]

this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he'd corner a mouse and i'd corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i'd chase it out and he'd catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me

[harveymgb]

A few years ago I was at home and saw a mouse up on the countertop across the kitchen (it was an old house with mice in the garden and on occasion they’d pop up in the house) and without thinking I grabbed an empty Tupperware container off the side and threw it frisbee-style across the kitchen to land perfectly on top of the mouse, safely containing it, and to this day it is potentially my greatest sporting achievement

[thepoisonroom]

what type of rice do you main

jasmine

basmati

calrose/medium grain

arborio

brown

sushi

generic long-grain white

black/purple

sticky

babe it's rice......

other/show results

Voting ended onMay 4

[harveymgb]

Damn, where am I going to get my clit pierced now

[harveymgb]

His only crime was being gay, and also all those crimes he did

[experiment41]

perfect nest honestly. 0 notes

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[harveymgb]

Making Red Bull your personality invokes the extreme sports sponsorships, bringing to mind the more masculine ideals of the brand, as well as an unspoken air of superiority owing to their long-standing positioning as a premium brand within the market price points; making Monster your personality more invokes their associations with countercultural and alternative communities through their music and concert sponsorships, and their more mass-market consumer focus doesn’t communicate the same aloof preference that Red Bull often can.

Also Mothman can get it

[harveymgb]

What kind of black pepper do you use when cooking?

I only own whole black peppercorns and freshly grind them

I only own pre-ground pepper (coarse or fine)

I own both but am more likely to use freshly ground

I own both but am more likely to use pre-ground

I don’t use black pepper but do use others (white, green, pink, huajiao etc)

I don’t use any pepper in cooking / only have it as a table condiment

Other/nuanced/bald (in tags!)

Voting ended onApr 17

Got minorly embroiled in an argument about the cost of black pepper which left me wondering how many people use specific types of pepper at home, reblogs with your country of origin tagged are appreciated!

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[harveymgb]

I got fuckin Stonehenge