White woman jumpscare

20 | she/her | transfem | RYM user (🤮) | autistic | King of Limbs apologist | DNI: conservatives, Zionists, transphobes/TERFs, transmeds, proshippers

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

[a-pile-of-dolls]

music make you gain control

[niceinchnails]

real streaming site called 67 movies northern lion

[flipchild]

who remember vine 😂 that shit was funny or not, depending

[hatsyumenikku]

Fuuuuuck we're fucked

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[notahorseindisguise]

whay are we all up tooo

[charl0ttan]

my sippie.

[notahorseindisguise]

OK charlottes on her sippy everyone

[garfunkelgirl]

paul simon fact checking

❌ even in 1969 there were well over 3 million living boys in new york city

✅ not sure what it means to be art garfunkeled but i am sure it happened to paul simon

❌ no you did not paul simon

❔unverifiable

❌ he’s 5’3” a medium tree is more than enough

[notahorseindisguise]

guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck

[chongoblog]

because jazz is part of black culture are we allowed cancel white people who enjoy, play & listen to jazz? Isn't that technically cultural appropriation?

You know, I thought that if I turned anons back on discretely enough, then things would be alright

[chongoblog]

Tumblr stop confusing me for funny trans women challenge level impossible

[chongoblog]

Okay so I guess that’s why

[charl0ttan]

the character of pjackk is really akin to a modern stock figure such as in the commedia dell'arte tradition

[dezerex]

[barkconfidant]

Onto something. Just got to cook on it for a bit

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[furryprovocateur]

1. Why did the hoes only want his meat when he had bread?

2. Suppose he loses his bread. What happens to his meat?

3. Explain the significance of the boiling oil.

[furryprovocateur]

anyone know what's going on here

[segamascott]

i think it has something to do with your hate for people with health conditions

[segamascott]

which is disgusting

[furryprovocateur]

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[itmeansalot]

My Jim Partner Is A Binturong?

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game