You're a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?

"Sometimes" said Pooh "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart"

[kara-luthors]

SuperCorp & ao3tagsbot - insp

[nightmanatee]

THE SMILE DROP AT "YOU NEVER DO THAT" AND THE WHOLE OH-GOOD-SIGH AT THE END?????????? AND SHE WANTED TO SAY THAT AND AGAIN WE NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S FROM SO WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S BEFORE YAZ CONFESSED S;DLFKJSD;FLKJ

[heeeygracie]

Kara and Lena are actors AU. S6E17 bloopers :))

[danlarussc]

I can't believe what I did to your arm. It's not that bad, actually. It's pretty much faded. A lot like this thing between us. 

[danlarussc]

Cobra Kai 6.03 — "Sleeper"

[libertinepast-deactivated202603]

I’m sorry WHAT? 😂😂🥲

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

"So my office is overflowing with flowers..." "Really?"

Thank you so much to @heeeygracie (twitter/ko-fi) for taking my commission!! I always find myself wanting more of this scene, since we only ever hear Kara talk about it. Thank you, Gracie, for bringing this to life!! ❤️

[heeeygracie]

Loved this comm, mel! Thank you for trusting me 🥰💐💐💐💐💐

[spoopdeedoop]

gfs being each others muses or whateva

[lxxght]

Does she make you uncomfortable? No, she doesn’t. I’m just… curious.

[ggreymd]

[sango-blep]

had one more page of sweater nunsense in me

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you’re absolutely correct it was

[yournonbinaryicon]

Hell yeah

[crowcassette]

[massacre-girlypop]

People with ADHD speaking on any subject

[lucky-dice-bitch]

tried out the rain animation on ibis paint

[crazyintheeast]

Beatrice talks in her sleep. Ava is heavy sleeper so she doesn’t notice the first few nights but then she hears her and she is absolutely fascinated . The only problem ? Beatrice doesn’t talk in English in her sleep . Ava manages to catch a few words in German and some French but she is completely lost on the others .

She is pretty sure one of them in Latin and the other is Mandarin and if she has to guess a few Nordic languages . She is about to give up ( she hasn’t really slept the last few days because she is too curious )but then she hears Beatrice calling out her name and she has to know ! She just has to! Especially since it sounded sexy! Could Bea be having a sexy dream about her ?

The words are burned in her brain forever so she discretely asks around town if anyone knows what they mean . Nobody does but a few people recognize it as Finnish so Ava quickly goes to the local hostel to find some people from Finland and asks them to translate . Her pronunciation is bad but the girl understands  her enough and repeats it herself

Did she say ? “Ava älä koske tähän pesukarhuun. Sillä voi olla raivotauti!”

And Ava is delighted ! “Yes that’s exactly it !  What does it mean ?!?!”

And the Finnish girls says :

Keep reading

[sapphicagenda]

Op and I are on the same page about the likelihood of Ava petting potentially diseased wildlife

[trixdraws]

"See you on the other side."

[ostropest]