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I JUST SAW A LICENSE PLATE THAT SAID “IM TOAD” PULL UP IM GOING TO SEE IF I CAN FIND IT

HELL YEAH

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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

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My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

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I like your dad already

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one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

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oh WOW

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This is by far my most popular post.

Life Sucks

Recently I’ve been looking for a house for my son, my fiancé and myself, just a few weeks ago we found a house we all loved, the person selling it said she loved our vibe and how we were all together. We thought we found the one!! We had told her that we would have the money all together in 2-3 weeks, we were just waiting on a check. So as we are getting all packed up and getting excited about this new house and I’m telling all my friends about it, I’m already putting things in the rooms in my head, I just know this is the one.

Last night I get a message from the seller. She said she already sold it to someone else.. she sold it. Right out from under us. Now we have less than a week in the place we are now and no where to go. I have a 2 year old child and dog, a fiancé and all this crap that I have and no idea where I’m going next.

This is one of those days that I want to give up. I want to just lay in bed and die. I’m supposed to be able to know what’s next right? I’m a mom. Moms always know what to do.. I can’t stop crying because of it. My life sucks..

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WTF😲😲

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This kid is just so freaking cool I’m proud of him

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fucking sorcerer

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My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

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This is everything

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As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too.

I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.

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i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most

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I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

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that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

ladaleda

“So I’ve been trying to get it made since then.”

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so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

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everything i have ever needed

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Maxwell has anger management issues

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he fucking killed her

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i gotta suspicion everyone got a secret hoard of something they keep hidden from their friends let if its shoes and makeup or like teacups that shits fine and all but once i went to my buddy mikes house and like,, well i knew him for years since like fucking 2006, we talk non stop,used to be my bff of the year and what not, ya whatever, i hop to get something from his basement once and i turn on the light and its littered with not a handful, but at least 20 hand made dollhouses with little trees and paint jobs and everything made from wood he harvested from his fathers construction company, all he missing is furniture and little people like FUCK that fucked me up so bad, but thats not the point of my story here see, it didnt fuck w me as much as after i visited my not so much anymore freinds house in 10th grade and she had a collection of her friends hair and she asked me for a snippet becasue she never had blue before and i went home and blocked her number anyway she jsut messaged me on instagram 30 min ago and i had to like sit in my kitchen in the dark for a while jsut thinking about how scary it is to know people but not know them at all

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im honestly enjoying reading all the shit you guys tag that u hoard yall are all so fucking cute it makes me so happy

excluding of course those o u fuckin mud goblins who admit at doing the hair thing i hope yall grow hair on your tounges

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Awfully bold of you to assume that people who hoard hair would mind hair on their tongues

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Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

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Until September 2nd, if you’re under 18, you can receive free lunch at public library branches in NYC (proof of age shouldn’t be required), and from trucks at certain locations around the city. Some schools should be open and providing them, too!!

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This is so helpful for anyone that needs it!