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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

token-white-friend

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

skinny4tomorrow

I’m desperate

shamelessfluffykitten

I need to be 120lbs

dizzy-equestrian-blog

Im desperate okay. I need good news.

destined-to-be-skinny

I need this

mant3quilla

Need good news 🙏🏾

pasteandgo

powerfulwizard

You don’t have to smile at men when they smile. You don’t have to wave at men when they wave. You don’t have to thank men when they compliment you. You don’t have to even acknowledge men when they compliment you. You don’t have to move out of the way for men on the sidewalk. You don’t have to add men back on social media. You don’t need to keep men on social media. You can block any man’s number for any reason at all. You can drop your male friends that add any amount stress or uncomfortableness to your life, even if its minimal. You can spit at a man’s feet. You can punch any man you see. You can run over men with your car. You can throw a man off a tall building. You can catfish men on tinder to sell their organs. You can devour a man while he still lives. You can ritually sacrifice men to Aphrodite. You can drain all the blood out of a man’s body. You can feed men to wolves or sharks.

tortellinigirl

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

tortellinigirl

okay, i hate men

pettycentral

seaymph

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

pugsarelub

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

conquerorwurm

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

saluteofthejugger

hot single girls in your peripheral vision

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

but when you turn to look at them they vanish into thin air

pocketpauling

rakhna

There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I cry a little

rakhna

ouuuuhahsjldfkht34wtiegyduhgrhwtih baby sweet little baby itty bitty tiny sweet cat im gonna start SOBBING are you SEEING THIS

swarnpert

im about to own every cop out there

omegaverse

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"