The Goblin King

|| deeply paranoid and just a little stupid || she/they ||

[grendel-menz]

people will always love people

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[bestofasbestos]

new terrifying horror concept: What If Someone Came To Your House

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

someone in the tags said they wanted to see wheatley peridot so here you go

[buzzingroyalty]

[xigrif]

A tragically incomplete excerpt from Silly Sounds magazine - I'd say "I can't believe they published this", but it's this exact brand of raw, real, and incomprehensible journalism that the magazine became known for over the course of its extremely short three-issue run. Drawings ref'd from photos found on mu:zines, a real epic website.

[moonmunson]

"because you were lied to, does not mean that everything is a lie. do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world."

brennan lee mulligan sometimes you say shit like this during a campaign and it makes me want to tear my hair out

[sexyalchemist]

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

[thyrell]

@evilscientist3

[pwesident]

@evilscientist3

[slopmaster9000]

@evilscientist3

[thyrell]

SEAN WAKE UP

[christianstepmoms]

@evilscientist3

[nae-nae-supreme]

@evilscientist3

[rottingfacade]

@evilscientist3

[pointnclick]

@evilscientist3

[pwesident]

SEAN THE REACTOR

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[evilscientist3]

[boyhaunt]

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

[boyhaunt]

she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Painted with oils inside Romanian caves by artist Tomas Honz

[spearxwind]

Fucked up antique Sharks from De Piscibus (marine life encyclopedia by Guillaume Rondelet, 1554)

[spearxwind]

Fucked up antique Rays from De Piscibus (marine life encyclopedia by Guillaume Rondelet, 1554)

[naninadz]

this tweet from my side twit was so funny I have to share it here

[hyomyoungkim]

dog rotation

[greelin]

unfortunately getting called “pretty boy” does make your brain burst into flames. especially if it is followed or preceded by a little kiss

[memewhore]

[dovesndecay]

Look man it’s taken me almost 30 years to figure out a fraction of who I am and maybe that’s an indicator of how slowly I learn or maybe that’s just how long it takes for us to rid ourselves of the toxic sludge adults filled our cups with as children but I will fill my own damn cup from here on out

[dovesndecay]

Don’t let anyone make you feel like time is running out. You’ve got so much time to learn and change and grow and wither and rebirth reparent and repair yourself from all the wounds you survived and learn how to thrive for the first time

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in