LOOSE EGGS $1

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[itsbilby]

I looked the book up. the main character's name is Tookie De La Crème

[hayfillet]

I haven't been around here much in recent weeks admittingly I've been on reddit and youtube shorts and I gotta say ppl are so much funnier here it's not even close to being a competition

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[zoazoaa]

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[factbot]

In a high school talent show, Lenin performed “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[petulantpony]

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

[petulantpony]

at least 30% of the reblogs on this post are just ppl trying to prove to their mutuals that they get the reference. cake is JUST indie enough to get this sort of reaction … writes something in my notebook

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[candychus]

Name: Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs + White Origin: America Type: Chocolate with peanut butter filling Obtained: sent by my lovely friend, Robyn Price: N/A - gift What I can say about this candy:

Praise the heavens!

I previously mentioned that I am all about peanut butter. Especially peanut butter snacks and treats. Sadly, we do not get them in Germany! -insert sad face-

Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs were an epiphany for my taste buds. At first, I have been very reluctant and my mouth wasn’t sure how to take these treats in. But after having a couple regular eggs, it tasted like having a small spoon of peanut butter, mixed with melty chocolate in my mouth. Very good!

What I liked even more, the white eggs! They are essentially bigger, more like having a giant spoon of peanut butter in your mouth, as well as the coating being white chocolate! I could feel the peanut butter, instantly becoming one with my hips, but I did not care. It was worth it. Rated:  10/10 - Peanut butter, I love you. Recommendation: Yes, yes and more yes. Unless you are allergic to nuts of course. Then… probably not.

[dogpuppy]

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[aretasreads]

miles is so funny for this 😭

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic