LOOSE EGGS $1

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[thyfl3shconsumed]

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[creepymutelilbugger]

[muteddaydreams]

it’s get a bag tuesday y’all

[beesmygod]

What are some smart sounding things you can say out loud while reading a book in public

a dry chuckle and a "how droll" is a classic. shows youre above the material but recognize its attempts to amuse you

[bunniope]

your dad is a peach ring and your mom is a twix bar

[cutecipher]

[hayfillet]

Wild I see two sam neil movies back to back where he plays a bad husband never seen anything with this man in it before and he dies the day after the first time i do

[hayfillet]

Learning a lot here

[thesituation]

“what does the woman who shaves gain from not shaving” i don’t know, an extra 3+ hours of free time a week? peace of mind and comfort in her femininity? not having nicks and cuts and ingrowns all the time? having a healthier skin barrier? do people think at all whatsoever before saying shit on my posts?

[rosegoldandrubies]

It takes some of you 3 hours to shave? I do it when I’m showering and it only takes me a couple of minutes. What sort of razor are you using? Even when I use an older, duller razor it doesn’t take me that long.

“Peace of mind and comfort in her femininity”

I couldn’t imagine anything less comforting and feminine than looking down at my legs in a sundress and seeing hairy man legs. There is nothing wrong with a woman wanting to look like a woman. That’s not lacking peace of mind, that’s normal and it’s misogynistic to say that femininity is the opposite of peaceful and comforting. Not all of us are desperate to be treated like men.

[thesituation]

oh wow

[segamascott]

[cilantrhoes]

[3000s]

had to unfollow a mutual for reblogging a post about not wanting to gain weight

[trangoldin]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[hayfillet]

Quite literally the highlight of my trip

[hayfillet]

Ive been home for almost a day now and im still getting ads in malay when does that go away