Head of Hotel Hunger Department

Hazbin Hotel OC Ask and RP Blog | 18+ Only | Part of the Hellamultiverse

[hazbin-chef]

Howdy, friend!

I'm Turtle, the chef at the Hazbin Hotel. I spend most of my time cooking, or gathering ingredients to cook with! There's tons of cheap ingredients around the Pride Ring, if you know where to look (and how to catch them). I plan to post my notes and recipes here to help other folks in a bind find good eatin' around here!

When I'm not cooking, you can find me spending time with my best friends, Webster and Ptáček. Webster is the transcriptionist over at @hazbinradio , but I haven't been able to find Ptáček's blog...yet. (EDIT: Found it! @littlebird-littlebird ). @peccantumaskrp is my manager, and he's a swell guy, if'n a little uptight.

I hope you enjoy my blog! Feel free to come to the hotel and chat awhile!

Hey there! Turtle here, the real Turtle. You can call me TurtleTime so it's not confusing. Turtle is a combination self-insert and OC. They're a sort of AU version of myself, of if my life had gone a little differently. But I'm really good at separating fiction from reality, so there's no need to worry about me taking things personally.

I'm 25+, and have been roleplaying for 15 years now. I welcome interactions from all types, as long as you're 18 years old or older. Hazbin Hotel is an adult show for a reason.

[pmamtraveller]

The Arrival of the Plague by Frederick Simpson Cobur (1909)

[lilypucks]

reddit interaction that goes pretty hard i think

[candyskiez]

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

[papayajuan2019]

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[hazbin-chef]

@littlebird-littlebird

I love you too.

PLEASE stop eatin' plastic, I have made borscht for you.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[artimies6]

@skerplecat

[teathattast]

[hazbin-chef]

@littlebird-littlebird

[dailycatsblog]

[hazbin-chef]

@littlebird-littlebird when @peccantumaskrp says they can't murder someone

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

[hollyevolving]

The sudden stare

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[peccantumaskrp]

Hey Peccantum! We're havin' Thanksgivin' dinner tonight at 7pm! I had to catch an' pluck THREE hell chickens for that and got scratched up pretty good ('cause they ALL got barbs), so please consider it. It's all human-meat free, don't worry.

- @hazbin-chef

"Oh, no, I'll get something and bring it to my room like usual. I'm sure the others will enjoy the meal, though."

"Er... If you require any first aid? Or help in preparations? I'm here to assist you in whatever way you need."

[littlebird-littlebird]

Oh, no you don’t! A meal is much better in good company, sir, and I am making some good effort to extend an olive branch to you, withered though it may be, so come! Come! We can have an assistants’ table in the corner, perhaps, a little quieter and calmer.

[hazbin-chef]

@peccantumaskrp I got SHANKED by THREE BIRDS, Peccantum. You ARE joinin' us for Thanksgivin', or I will be joinin' Ptáček in draggin' you out by your ankles. The invitation was a courtesy call.

Thank y'all, Ptáček and Webster. I love y'all dearly. ❤️

[peccantumaskrp]

"...I suppose I don't have a choice in the matter, then. If I gotta attend, at least let me sit at the 'adult' table?"

[hazbinradio]

there's an adult table? psh, no thanks. i'll take ur spot with the high chairs and crayons

[hazbin-chef]

@peccantumaskrp You can sit at the adult table if you wanna watch the bossman and Lucifer glare daggers at each other all night. Unless he wants to sit at the cool kid's table with us, that is. I sent him an invite as well.

As for you, Webster, I'm more of a colored pencil kinda person, myself. But if you actually for real want, I'll print off some colorin' pages and bring crayons.

[peccantumaskrp]

Hey Peccantum! We're havin' Thanksgivin' dinner tonight at 7pm! I had to catch an' pluck THREE hell chickens for that and got scratched up pretty good ('cause they ALL got barbs), so please consider it. It's all human-meat free, don't worry.

- @hazbin-chef

"Oh, no, I'll get something and bring it to my room like usual. I'm sure the others will enjoy the meal, though."

"Er... If you require any first aid? Or help in preparations? I'm here to assist you in whatever way you need."

[littlebird-littlebird]

Oh, no you don’t! A meal is much better in good company, sir, and I am making some good effort to extend an olive branch to you, withered though it may be, so come! Come! We can have an assistants’ table in the corner, perhaps, a little quieter and calmer.

[hazbin-chef]

@peccantumaskrp I got SHANKED by THREE BIRDS, Peccantum. You ARE joinin' us for Thanksgivin', or I will be joinin' Ptáček in draggin' you out by your ankles. The invitation was a courtesy call.

Thank y'all, Ptáček and Webster. I love y'all dearly. ❤️

[all-kinza-stuf-deactivated20260]

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

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[hazbinradio]

Since spooky season is behind, and telling scary ghost stories lies ahead, how about a ghost story song? The Ride by David Allan Coe is a good one. - @hazbin-chef

[hazbinradio]

After quite a while i revisit Tumblr, thinking ah ! Lets see what the good old Radio demon is playing today .

You know seeing that Gangnam... Gangman ... Gangbang ... Style Thing for the very first time in my life just immediately killed me.

Now I am a citizen of hell.

Idk what happened . Where is the regular host? Dont tell me he is chilling in front of the TV.

I hope your next number has more class.

Kind regards,

a victim of music

[hellhounds listening in may detect a high pitched noise]

you're really reaching for that one, huh. well,, welcome to hell. do i get an award for claiming my first victim?

the Radio Demon's whereabouts are all over the news, and Hellbook too. idk how you missed that but don't let me spoil your good time any more than i intend to. don't worry, the next number is much more SHINee~ music victim, i now pronounce you

Married to the Music

[hazbin-chef]

Congratulations on your first murder! I made cookies to celebrate ^^