Hazbin Sideblog

(anonymous sideblog at that) Helluva fanart, headcanons, and discourse also welcome. Fill me in on your spackle to shore up the hasty worldbuilding and character development. PFP of Punk Elton-John-like Young!Vassago cropped from a short comic by Ashirotyan. I don’t ship any of the major pairings of the fandom, but will reblog good art.

[c4rdboardcut0ut]

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Tags: wait, I hope the claim here isn’t that VivziePop IS NOT misogynist, because she clearly is??

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 2

Luigi (Nintendo)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 22

[butchgangle]

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

Did not expect to so viscerally negatively respond to such a nice piece of art but-

wdym that’s all you have.

You have friends that you appear to neglect

(Gangle has made no effort to reconnect directly with Ragatha or lay out her problems with her, Zooble has talked one-on-one to ……. basically none of the cast except to argue with Jax?)

You had a funny guy who made an adventure jointly with you and filled a dull day’s workplace with wacky hijinks that hit a sweet spot between his chaotic artist vision and your more down-to-earth needs.

You had a god who showed signs of being able to compromise with you- and you couldn’t come up with any further compromise than demanding he rearrange the WHOLE circus dynamic for you.

You had an entire universe laid at your feet for one brief moment- and you couldn’t figure out how to stop bickering with him long enough to prevent his death.

[the-amazing-digital-sherpas]

GAHHHHH YES guys WHY are you not bonding with ANY of the other cast, why does the writing leave this so barren, how did we manage to have an amatonormative narrative when they’re NOT EVEN IN AN ALLOROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I wish amatonormativity were a person so I could stab them

Listen. I respect Gooseworx. I love her shit. But.

She claims this show is about “relationships between the characters” and there’s “no romance” but we saw NO resolution with Ragatha and Pomni, with Gangle and Jax, and she ULTRA focuses on Pomni&Jax merch and teasing Abstragedy in Tweets.

You came SO close to averting fandom ship wars and yet I can’t figure out if your brain is basically generating romance while thinking “oh if they don’t SPECIFICALLY declare it so and go on candlelit dinners and kiss it isn’t romance”

Like I don’t know who you think you’re fooling.

Like are you grayromantic and haven’t realized it yet?? Or what?

[butchgangle]

lowkey im all for abolishing societal amatonormaty but this is my ship art tagged abstragedy

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Give me a second I’m trying to fight down my sarcastic impulses /gen

“You’re all I have” is an amatonormative phrase.

[awkwardmermaidhair]

Glad to see that people can still make shit up & get mad at a show just like old times.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Can you define what amatonormativity is?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

*Alastor Voice* Ok folx, let’s break down the appalling and in-your-face amatonormativity in the song “Easy”

time to piss off the shippers ig. Masochism is the norm in Hell after all

Ok first off what the fuck is with the opening implication that just fucking or holding hands can solve some sort of situation at all

“I’m here to support you even if everything else collapses around us” <- good sentiment

“Twoo Love will solve all our problems” <- icky and this implicit idea often makes people chase relationships that maybe aren’t the best for them, because Romance Solves Everything, right?

“You and me don’t need no one else”

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

It is hard to fathom the number of healthy friendships that have been neglected or abandoned altogether because of this strong societal attitude of The Significant Other is the Most Important Thing, Obviously.

Charlie valiantly opposes this idea- their friends are important too!

Vaggie’s response to this?

Literally. “Shut up” and repeats the same damn thing.

Also let’s cover the “we found love in hell” illogic as well … Babe. Honey. You ARE NOT A DENIZEN OF HELL. Charlie is not a sinner who landed herself there either. You are both NOT A PRODUCT OF NOR A PART OF the primary culture in Hell. You know who this WOULD be an INSANELY SIGNIFICANT LINE for?

MOXXIE AND MILLIE.

They’ve managed to be born and raised in Hell and beat all odds, still finding a healthy relationship despite all the indications to the contrary that they shouldn’t have!!

This song mashes every last possible discrepancy button in themes, I swear.

[justrightforme]

you genuinely arent real

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Are you new to Tumblr? This level of discourse is pretty normal.

[justrightforme]

@smashing-ideologies Youre gay and the only thing getting smashed with you is you by Big Man

[smashing-ideologies]

Do you like being entirely vague?

bc if I don’t even know what your beef is with me, why the fuck should I care?

[justrightforme]

younsuuuck diiiicka

[smashing-ideologies]

So, you can’t express yourself?

 That’s interesting.

[justrightforme]

oiuhghhhh dicksuckabyr tyinks hes highband mgihty.

[smashing-ideologies]

no I’m just genuinely confused

If this is supposed to be a callout post, what’s the call out? What did I do? We’re all waiting.

[justrightforme]

Do you wnant fwalles ? With ?3mme?

[smashing-ideologies]

still waiting

Tick tock

[justrightforme]

Aky fuck yrou NonPanxvcakes Inwill eat them All Gay Boy.

[smashing-ideologies]

[justrightforme]

you sound like sonic the hedgehog in taosth when hes being an annoying bitch

[smashing-ideologies]

So ur still not gonna share with the class what exactly your issue w me is?

[smashing-ideologies]

Imagine feeling strongly enough that you’ll make overbearing sexual comments at a complete stranger, but you can’t even name what the issue that’s upsetting you so much is.

[smashing-ideologies]

ahhhh ok so he’s apparently a rare homophobe on Tumblr dot com.

Still gonna keep the tags obviously because that’s how it comes across.

Funny because not all gay men even like being the receiving partner in anal sex lol. Like my man what do you think a “top” is?

Anyway. We still have no idea what you’re even melting down about.

Was it some particular ideology you feel defensive of, that you didn’t like me punching at, or?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

This is soooooo Alastor coded.

[justrightforme]

who da fuck are you. Im not homophobic I just think taking it up the ass makes you a faggot

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

According to tags, this guy’s unironically, claiming that he’s not being homophobic by degrading people for being a bottom? This is some kind of fascinating case of internalized homophobia, I guess?

Or maybe he can’t quite distinguish his own humiliation fetish from perpetuating homophobia, which he is?

Protip my guy: whatever you think is keeping you from topping other men, it’s irrelevant. Go top somebody.

[justrightforme]

i dont have a penis.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

tbh idc

go away homophobe

[justrightforme]

call me transmasc ever again and i will personally come neuter you

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Ohhhh you’re transphobic too, what a surprise.

Explanation: (bc of tags) when a trans man sticks something up someone’s ass and thrusts, this is topping. Insisting otherwise is to say that he is NOT a man!

If you’re a man, and you’re gay, you’re a top. End of.

“transmasc” is an umbrella term that includes trans men. What is your issue with it, exactly?

Now, fuck off, transphobic homophobe.

You’re getting blocked the next time if you continue with your sexual violence shit.

Actually probably gonna get Blocked anyway, you’ve demonstrated you can’t bring anything to the table because you haven’t even told any of us what set you off about @smashing-ideologies anyway.

[justrightforme]

I AM A TRANSSEXUAL MAN???

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

So internalized homophobia AND internalized transphobia. Interesting. Good luck with working that shit out.

[justrightforme]

@smashing-ideologies Youre gay and the only thing getting smashed with you is you by Big Man

[smashing-ideologies]

Do you like being entirely vague?

bc if I don’t even know what your beef is with me, why the fuck should I care?

[justrightforme]

younsuuuck diiiicka

[smashing-ideologies]

So, you can’t express yourself?

 That’s interesting.

[justrightforme]

oiuhghhhh dicksuckabyr tyinks hes highband mgihty.

[smashing-ideologies]

no I’m just genuinely confused

If this is supposed to be a callout post, what’s the call out? What did I do? We’re all waiting.

[justrightforme]

Do you wnant fwalles ? With ?3mme?

[smashing-ideologies]

still waiting

Tick tock

[justrightforme]

Aky fuck yrou NonPanxvcakes Inwill eat them All Gay Boy.

[smashing-ideologies]

[justrightforme]

you sound like sonic the hedgehog in taosth when hes being an annoying bitch

[smashing-ideologies]

So ur still not gonna share with the class what exactly your issue w me is?

[smashing-ideologies]

Imagine feeling strongly enough that you’ll make overbearing sexual comments at a complete stranger, but you can’t even name what the issue that’s upsetting you so much is.

[smashing-ideologies]

ahhhh ok so he’s apparently a rare homophobe on Tumblr dot com.

Still gonna keep the tags obviously because that’s how it comes across.

Funny because not all gay men even like being the receiving partner in anal sex lol. Like my man what do you think a “top” is?

Anyway. We still have no idea what you’re even melting down about.

Was it some particular ideology you feel defensive of, that you didn’t like me punching at, or?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

This is soooooo Alastor coded.

[justrightforme]

who da fuck are you. Im not homophobic I just think taking it up the ass makes you a faggot

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

According to tags, this guy’s unironically, claiming that he’s not being homophobic by degrading people for being a bottom? This is some kind of fascinating case of internalized homophobia, I guess?

Or maybe he can’t quite distinguish his own humiliation fetish from perpetuating homophobia, which he is?

Protip my guy: whatever you think is keeping you from topping other men, it’s irrelevant. Go top somebody.

[justrightforme]

i dont have a penis.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

tbh idc

go away homophobe

[justrightforme]

call me transmasc ever again and i will personally come neuter you

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Ohhhh you’re transphobic too, what a surprise.

Explanation: (bc of tags) when a trans man sticks something up someone’s ass and thrusts, this is topping. Insisting otherwise is to say that he is NOT a man!

If you’re a man, and you’re gay, you’re a top. End of.

“transmasc” is an umbrella term that includes trans men. What is your issue with it, exactly?

Now, fuck off, transphobic homophobe.

You’re getting blocked the next time if you continue with your sexual violence shit.

Actually probably gonna get Blocked anyway, you’ve demonstrated you can’t bring anything to the table because you haven’t even told any of us what set you off about @smashing-ideologies anyway.

[justrightforme]

@smashing-ideologies Youre gay and the only thing getting smashed with you is you by Big Man

[smashing-ideologies]

Do you like being entirely vague?

bc if I don’t even know what your beef is with me, why the fuck should I care?

[justrightforme]

younsuuuck diiiicka

[smashing-ideologies]

So, you can’t express yourself?

 That’s interesting.

[justrightforme]

oiuhghhhh dicksuckabyr tyinks hes highband mgihty.

[smashing-ideologies]

no I’m just genuinely confused

If this is supposed to be a callout post, what’s the call out? What did I do? We’re all waiting.

[justrightforme]

Do you wnant fwalles ? With ?3mme?

[smashing-ideologies]

still waiting

Tick tock

[justrightforme]

Aky fuck yrou NonPanxvcakes Inwill eat them All Gay Boy.

[smashing-ideologies]

[justrightforme]

you sound like sonic the hedgehog in taosth when hes being an annoying bitch

[smashing-ideologies]

So ur still not gonna share with the class what exactly your issue w me is?

[smashing-ideologies]

Imagine feeling strongly enough that you’ll make overbearing sexual comments at a complete stranger, but you can’t even name what the issue that’s upsetting you so much is.

[smashing-ideologies]

ahhhh ok so he’s apparently a rare homophobe on Tumblr dot com.

Still gonna keep the tags obviously because that’s how it comes across.

Funny because not all gay men even like being the receiving partner in anal sex lol. Like my man what do you think a “top” is?

Anyway. We still have no idea what you’re even melting down about.

Was it some particular ideology you feel defensive of, that you didn’t like me punching at, or?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

This is soooooo Alastor coded.

[justrightforme]

who da fuck are you. Im not homophobic I just think taking it up the ass makes you a faggot

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

According to tags, this guy’s unironically, claiming that he’s not being homophobic by degrading people for being a bottom? This is some kind of fascinating case of internalized homophobia, I guess?

Or maybe he can’t quite distinguish his own humiliation fetish from perpetuating homophobia, which he is?

Protip my guy: whatever you think is keeping you from topping other men, it’s irrelevant. Go top somebody.

[justrightforme]

i dont have a penis.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

tbh idc

go away homophobe

[justrightforme]

@smashing-ideologies Youre gay and the only thing getting smashed with you is you by Big Man

[smashing-ideologies]

Do you like being entirely vague?

bc if I don’t even know what your beef is with me, why the fuck should I care?

[justrightforme]

younsuuuck diiiicka

[smashing-ideologies]

So, you can’t express yourself?

 That’s interesting.

[justrightforme]

oiuhghhhh dicksuckabyr tyinks hes highband mgihty.

[smashing-ideologies]

no I’m just genuinely confused

If this is supposed to be a callout post, what’s the call out? What did I do? We’re all waiting.

[justrightforme]

Do you wnant fwalles ? With ?3mme?

[smashing-ideologies]

still waiting

Tick tock

[justrightforme]

Aky fuck yrou NonPanxvcakes Inwill eat them All Gay Boy.

[smashing-ideologies]

[justrightforme]

you sound like sonic the hedgehog in taosth when hes being an annoying bitch

[smashing-ideologies]

So ur still not gonna share with the class what exactly your issue w me is?

[smashing-ideologies]

Imagine feeling strongly enough that you’ll make overbearing sexual comments at a complete stranger, but you can’t even name what the issue that’s upsetting you so much is.

[smashing-ideologies]

ahhhh ok so he’s apparently a rare homophobe on Tumblr dot com.

Still gonna keep the tags obviously because that’s how it comes across.

Funny because not all gay men even like being the receiving partner in anal sex lol. Like my man what do you think a “top” is?

Anyway. We still have no idea what you’re even melting down about.

Was it some particular ideology you feel defensive of, that you didn’t like me punching at, or?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

This is soooooo Alastor coded.

[organizedchaotics]

dont worry about it, Abel. hes still two Alastors wide

(totally not me giving Peter pants, just cause I got annoyed with the original outfit after ten minutes of trial and error...)

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

“two Alastors wide”

[spookycriticalblog]

Oh I been waiting for years to call out brandon Rogers and since a of video of him doing blackface has been exposed I can finally go off on him

brandon Rogers you are a disgrace to the queer community you built your YouTube channel on being misogynist and ableist and racist but pulled the it’s a comedy skit card so you can get a away with it

and let’s not forget how much you are a toe sucker for viv you pretty much sold your soul to her because if I remember correctly you were on the verge of fading into existence because nobody wasn’t finding your offensive humor funny so now you rely on her paychecks to stay relevant and whenever you start losing viewers you pulled out the blitzo cosplay and suddenly everyone loves you again so brandon Rogers you are a piece of shit and whenever you go down make sure to take that 12 year old girl who is trap in a 30 year old woman body with you to

[malinka624-hazbin]

(Adam was the one who taught him how to play guitar)

[puddingandp1]

i wanna keep him

[fandomswillruinmylife]

She would love him and if he tried to act out she would shut that shit down so fast lmao

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

She would love him and if he tried to act out she would shut that shit down encourage it and cheer and watch with a twisted sense of pride

[tehizel]

doodles from @novnovv’s magma (thx for hosting nov! 🫶)

this was really fun (my first magma 🥺) I’m excited for the next one ^^

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

the yaoi-to-yuri pipeline with Jax and Ribbit is sooooooo funny

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

*Alastor Voice* Ok folx, let’s break down the appalling and in-your-face amatonormativity in the song “Easy”

time to piss off the shippers ig. Masochism is the norm in Hell after all

Ok first off what the fuck is with the opening implication that just fucking or holding hands can solve some sort of situation at all

“I’m here to support you even if everything else collapses around us” <- good sentiment

“Twoo Love will solve all our problems” <- icky and this implicit idea often makes people chase relationships that maybe aren’t the best for them, because Romance Solves Everything, right?

“You and me don’t need no one else”

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

It is hard to fathom the number of healthy friendships that have been neglected or abandoned altogether because of this strong societal attitude of The Significant Other is the Most Important Thing, Obviously.

Charlie valiantly opposes this idea- their friends are important too!

Vaggie’s response to this?

Literally. “Shut up” and repeats the same damn thing.

Also let’s cover the “we found love in hell” illogic as well … Babe. Honey. You ARE NOT A DENIZEN OF HELL. Charlie is not a sinner who landed herself there either. You are both NOT A PRODUCT OF NOR A PART OF the primary culture in Hell. You know who this WOULD be an INSANELY SIGNIFICANT LINE for?

MOXXIE AND MILLIE.

They’ve managed to be born and raised in Hell and beat all odds, still finding a healthy relationship despite all the indications to the contrary that they shouldn’t have!!

This song mashes every last possible discrepancy button in themes, I swear.

[butchgangle]

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

Did not expect to so viscerally negatively respond to such a nice piece of art but-

wdym that’s all you have.

You have friends that you appear to neglect

(Gangle has made no effort to reconnect directly with Ragatha or lay out her problems with her, Zooble has talked one-on-one to ……. basically none of the cast except to argue with Jax?)

You had a funny guy who made an adventure jointly with you and filled a dull day’s workplace with wacky hijinks that hit a sweet spot between his chaotic artist vision and your more down-to-earth needs.

You had a god who showed signs of being able to compromise with you- and you couldn’t come up with any further compromise than demanding he rearrange the WHOLE circus dynamic for you.

You had an entire universe laid at your feet for one brief moment- and you couldn’t figure out how to stop bickering with him long enough to prevent his death.

[the-amazing-digital-sherpas]

GAHHHHH YES guys WHY are you not bonding with ANY of the other cast, why does the writing leave this so barren, how did we manage to have an amatonormative narrative when they’re NOT EVEN IN AN ALLOROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I wish amatonormativity were a person so I could stab them

Listen. I respect Gooseworx. I love her shit. But.

She claims this show is about “relationships between the characters” and there’s “no romance” but we saw NO resolution with Ragatha and Pomni, with Gangle and Jax, and she ULTRA focuses on Pomni&Jax merch and teasing Abstragedy in Tweets.

You came SO close to averting fandom ship wars and yet I can’t figure out if your brain is basically generating romance while thinking “oh if they don’t SPECIFICALLY declare it so and go on candlelit dinners and kiss it isn’t romance”

Like I don’t know who you think you’re fooling.

Like are you grayromantic and haven’t realized it yet?? Or what?

[butchgangle]

lowkey im all for abolishing societal amatonormaty but this is my ship art tagged abstragedy

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Give me a second I’m trying to fight down my sarcastic impulses /gen

“You’re all I have” is an amatonormative phrase.

[butchgangle]

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

You say that like people can’t use hyperbolic language to express any number of bad societal ideas.

Somebody could over-exaggerate a racist or sexist joke and not really “mean” it, as well.

I 100% believe you don’t LITERALLY buy into the notion- gonna take that on good faith- it doesn’t make it not amatonormative.

[butchgangle]

did you deadass just compare someone posting ship art on the internet to racism.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

normative thinking has to be undone whether it’s heteronormative, able-normative, perisex normative

normative thinking is a problem.

Because you don’t think it’s “as BIG a problem” as racism or sexism doesn’t mean you don’t need to do the work to un-internalize it.

[butchgangle]

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

Did not expect to so viscerally negatively respond to such a nice piece of art but-

wdym that’s all you have.

You have friends that you appear to neglect

(Gangle has made no effort to reconnect directly with Ragatha or lay out her problems with her, Zooble has talked one-on-one to ……. basically none of the cast except to argue with Jax?)

You had a funny guy who made an adventure jointly with you and filled a dull day’s workplace with wacky hijinks that hit a sweet spot between his chaotic artist vision and your more down-to-earth needs.

You had a god who showed signs of being able to compromise with you- and you couldn’t come up with any further compromise than demanding he rearrange the WHOLE circus dynamic for you.

You had an entire universe laid at your feet for one brief moment- and you couldn’t figure out how to stop bickering with him long enough to prevent his death.

[the-amazing-digital-sherpas]

GAHHHHH YES guys WHY are you not bonding with ANY of the other cast, why does the writing leave this so barren, how did we manage to have an amatonormative narrative when they’re NOT EVEN IN AN ALLOROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I wish amatonormativity were a person so I could stab them

Listen. I respect Gooseworx. I love her shit. But.

She claims this show is about “relationships between the characters” and there’s “no romance” but we saw NO resolution with Ragatha and Pomni, with Gangle and Jax, and she ULTRA focuses on Pomni&Jax merch and teasing Abstragedy in Tweets.

You came SO close to averting fandom ship wars and yet I can’t figure out if your brain is basically generating romance while thinking “oh if they don’t SPECIFICALLY declare it so and go on candlelit dinners and kiss it isn’t romance”

Like I don’t know who you think you’re fooling.

Like are you grayromantic and haven’t realized it yet?? Or what?

[butchgangle]

lowkey im all for abolishing societal amatonormaty but this is my ship art tagged abstragedy

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Give me a second I’m trying to fight down my sarcastic impulses /gen

“You’re all I have” is an amatonormative phrase.

[butchgangle]

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

You say that like people can’t use hyperbolic language to express any number of bad societal ideas.

Somebody could over-exaggerate a racist or sexist joke and not really “mean” it, as well.

I 100% believe you don’t LITERALLY buy into the notion- gonna take that on good faith- it doesn’t make it not amatonormative.

[butchgangle]

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

Did not expect to so viscerally negatively respond to such a nice piece of art but-

wdym that’s all you have.

You have friends that you appear to neglect

(Gangle has made no effort to reconnect directly with Ragatha or lay out her problems with her, Zooble has talked one-on-one to ……. basically none of the cast except to argue with Jax?)

You had a funny guy who made an adventure jointly with you and filled a dull day’s workplace with wacky hijinks that hit a sweet spot between his chaotic artist vision and your more down-to-earth needs.

You had a god who showed signs of being able to compromise with you- and you couldn’t come up with any further compromise than demanding he rearrange the WHOLE circus dynamic for you.

You had an entire universe laid at your feet for one brief moment- and you couldn’t figure out how to stop bickering with him long enough to prevent his death.

[the-amazing-digital-sherpas]

GAHHHHH YES guys WHY are you not bonding with ANY of the other cast, why does the writing leave this so barren, how did we manage to have an amatonormative narrative when they’re NOT EVEN IN AN ALLOROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I wish amatonormativity were a person so I could stab them

Listen. I respect Gooseworx. I love her shit. But.

She claims this show is about “relationships between the characters” and there’s “no romance” but we saw NO resolution with Ragatha and Pomni, with Gangle and Jax, and she ULTRA focuses on Pomni&Jax merch and teasing Abstragedy in Tweets.

You came SO close to averting fandom ship wars and yet I can’t figure out if your brain is basically generating romance while thinking “oh if they don’t SPECIFICALLY declare it so and go on candlelit dinners and kiss it isn’t romance”

Like I don’t know who you think you’re fooling.

Like are you grayromantic and haven’t realized it yet?? Or what?

[butchgangle]

lowkey im all for abolishing societal amatonormaty but this is my ship art tagged abstragedy

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Give me a second I’m trying to fight down my sarcastic impulses /gen

“You’re all I have” is an amatonormative phrase.