Hazbin Sideblog

(anonymous sideblog at that) Helluva fanart, headcanons, and discourse also welcome. Fill me in on your spackle to shore up the hasty worldbuilding and character development. PFP of Punk Elton-John-like Young!Vassago cropped from a short comic by Ashirotyan. I don’t ship any of the major pairings of the fandom, but will reblog good art.

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

Love the asexual tranny too, btw

[clowngirlcreampie]

not every social interaction has to be rooted in sexuality and the second a lot of girls start denying their body to others they lose a lot of opportunities for connection and I think a lot of us pretend it just doesn't happen like that

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

You understand where somebody with sludge-for-brains to think that they can’t have meaningful relationships with people if they haven’t coated them in fluids “is coming from”?

Text like this makes me never wanna go outside.

[demilypyro]

"if Jax is a trans woman she's still an abuser so she's bad representation so the show is transphobic" you're an idiot. you want your blorbos to be perfect ideal angels, I want my blorbos to be realistic, nuanced, flawed human beings, we are not the same. I LIKE that she's messy and fucked up and problematic, I think it's a realistic depiction of how a lot of repressed and traumatized trans women are. I think the show goes to great lengths to explore how and why she is the way she is, and to evoke sympathy for this kind of person. it doesn't excuse her actions but it does make them understandable. and I think the fact women like that deserve sympathy is an idea worth stating and worth shouting. yes she's a bully and she hurt everyone around her and that may never change. she still deserves sympathy.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I think that’s kind of a parody of the situation. People are, as far as I can tell, mad because they thought she was gonna get a redemption, or at least face consequences for her actions. When the finale solidified that she was never going to even apologize, people got mad.

They got mad that the abuser was simply excused and tolerated throughout, even when using Ragatha’s own MATCHING abuse against her.

And a different subset of people got mad that the worst character (morally) in the thing turned out to be a trans woman.

Both of those things are different than being transphobic.

Unless you can track specific incidences of individuals whose opinions flipped on her, and why, this is a pretty unfair accusation.

[kotocreates]

Vox reads AND writes fanfiction, you can't convince me otherwise

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Except for him, it would be RPF

[zvtara-was-never-canon]

I have never liked zutara. BUT. I still love Jake x Rose from American Dragon: Jake Long. Same voice actors. VERY different characters. Mostly because there is actual chemistry there and it’s like a high school version of batcat. That doesn’t make me a hypocrite does it?

1 - Of course it doesn't make you a hypocrite, it's literally a different show, with different characters, no connection to Avatar.

2 - I still refuse to watch the show with the original audio, am too attached to the brazilian dub, hearing Jake with Dante's voice genuinely freaks me out, like WHO THE FUCK IS THIS STRANGER AND WHAT DID HE DO TO MY BOY?

3 - Am forever mad at the redesign for season 2. It's soooo bad, which is a damn shame since the second season is better than the first in literally every way EXCEPT animation, which is kind of a big fucking deal.

4 - That goddamn episode with Jake completely rewriting the events of Rose's life so she'll have a normal, happy, loving family, but as a consequence they never met and thus she doesn't remember him WRECKED ME as a child.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Jake vored Zuko as a dragon, that’s why Zuko’s voice is coming out of him but it sounds different

Huntsgirl pulled a Terra (Teen Titans) and none of us are over that one.

Katara is an actual character, does Rose actually have a trait outside of being Huntsgirl and the love interest?

If we’re being real here Huntsgirl and Jake’s dynamic is more like “must hunt capture the Avatar” than it is the Angry Kids Duo.

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[other-orchid]

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

[aromantic-diaries]

Aromantic yearning and asexual lust create a sort of thing that makes you want to tear your hair out when you try to explain it because both allo and aro/ace people think you can't possibly do that if you're aro/ace

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I’m an aroace and I have no idea what you’re talking about, either, so there’s that.

[thenon-binaryurgetobeagod]

Don't feel like drawing anymore rn. Enjoy some old AppleBees art I made instead. This thing is fugly so sorry for the low quality.

I love them sm. I need everyone to see the sheer beauty of my otp.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

APPLEBEES BAHAHAHAHAH

[aestheticofstars]

[tailofalastor]

It does make me a lil sad that Alastor, a man notorious for feeling as if he needs no one, goes out of his way to endure discomfort for his fr*ends.

He puts up with Box Vox's shoulder touching despite it being uncomfortable.

He let's Niffty crawl all over him. We know he likes her and that she doesn't do it to make him uncomfortable, but we also know he's not a fan of touching.

He let's Mimzy bring tons of problems his way and clearly uses him for personal gain, a dynamic that might have been present during their time on Earth. Had it not jeopardized the terms of his deal with Rosie and her personal interest in the hotel, he would have let this lopsided dynamic continue.

There's a lot of underlying/historical/possibly traumatic reasons why he does this. I have a few theories, but this was merely an interesting observation.

[elsa-fogen2]

THIS!!!

this man doesn't know how to set boundaries with those he's considering close to him. He'll let them do whatever, put up with anything, until he snaps and goes all "THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL VINCENT"

I'm so. Interested in your theories, but i have some too. But basically during his life being compliant and convenient for other people was the only way to survive and get to where he wanted to be. Now in Hell he doesn't have to do it to survive, he can just scare anyone, and no one is really a threat to him. But it comes with the downside of being lonely. And for an extroverted person like Alastor it's hard. Not many people are willing to risk their life and just come up to him and talk. That's why he allowed Vox to get close. Because he was extremely lonely and wanted at least some connection.

So he's playing nice for people he likes, because he's subconsciously afraid, that if he tries to set any boundaries, those people will leave him, and he'll be alone again. That's why he wouldn't kill Vox, because even in current times they have that fucked up toxic connecrion that allows Alastor to feel less lonely.

Also, on the topic, Alastor mocking Vox for having a team and relying on others isn't projecrion, like some like to say. It's envy. He wants that too, he wants to have friends, equals, who would support him as he supports them, but he is also too afraid to let anyone close enough to form that kind of connection.

[hazbinwithquantum]

Hi! I'm Annabelle, AKA Quantum or QuantumBoogaloo!

My main is @quantumboogaloo, but this is my Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss sideblog.

On AO3, I also go by quantumboogaloo. I mostly write angst and friendship involving Alastor and Charlie.

If you need some non-shipping related Alastor fanfic, I have a list for that! Also the Aroace Alastor Discord Server for anyone who enjoys Alastor specifically as an aroace character! (no minors on the Discord server, please, just because of the nature of the show and how we discuss it in depth)

Tumblr has apparently dubbed me the “top aro Alastor blog”

I also made some Sims 4 CC, but I probably won't be making any more. Normal rules, don’t repost my stuff elsewhere, share the posts not the files, etc.

Hazbin Hotel CC folder (SFS)

Helluva Boss CC folder (SFS)

Patreon (backup method for all Sims 4 CC files)

Main Tags:

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #my writing #my art #sims4cc #my cc

[hazbinwithquantum]

Happy Pride Month!

Have some cute Alastor and Rosie stuff! Aro, ace, and aroace Alastor, and Rosie is in a dress inspired by the QPR flag. I enjoy QPR RadioRose, but you can totally interpret it as her just being open to or having been in QPRs in the past and they're dancing purely as friends <2

Versions without the background under the cut!

[hazbinwithquantum]

"Aromanticism/asexuality are spectrums!"

They sure are! And Alastor is on the bold-stripe, nonpartnering, romance/sex- and touch- repulsed/averse end of those spectrums! And he's actually one of the first and only examples of that end of those spectrums that we've ever gotten!

Seriously, list ANY other characters you know of who are as explicitly on this end of the spectrum as Alastor is, because I can't name a one. Everyone likes to say that the repulsed and the nonpartnering and the green/black/bold stripes get all the representation, but he is actually the only one I can name who is so explicitly like that. Everyone else is vague, and seems to be likely rose-indifferent.

Elsa seems personally uninterested in rose stuff, but not repulsed by it, and I could see her in a rose relationship eventually

Merida seems personally uninterested in rose stuff, but not repulsed by it.

Peridot seems personally uninterested in rose stuff, but not repulsed by it, maybe slightly averse at most.

Lilith Clawthorne seems personally uninterested in rose stuff, but not repulsed by it, and I could see her in a rose relationship eventually.

Ahsoka Tano seems favorable towards rose stuff, even though I and many others headcanon her as aroace, and I could see her in a rose relationship eventually.

Ryland Grace seems personally uninterested in rose stuff, but not repulsed by it.

Katniss Everdeen seems to be aroacespec, but she ends up in a rose relationship.

These are the most common aroace-coded/headcanoned characters I know of, and all of them occupy other areas of the spectrums.

[diamondkat]

Soul Contracts are not the same as slavery

This is my hot take. I saw someone call soul contracts slavery because the souls are made to work for the person who holds their contract for free, and in that moment, it had never been clearer to me that calling soul contracts slavery is genuinely an insult to actual slavery. The first thing is that the person is the one who makes the choice to trade their soul. A choice that real slaves do not get to make. Slaves do not get to choose their owners. They don't get anything from being sold. Only the person selling them gets any benefits.

This brings me to the second thing, which ties to the comment that prompted me to write this in the first place. They are not working for free. No one gives their soul away for free. They are all receiving something in exchange for working for the person. Husk is working for Alastor in exchange for keeping his full overlord powers and apparently still owns his casino. Angel Dust, I think, was supposed to have fame in exchange for working for Valentino. Alastor was working for Rosie in exchange for security in hell and being the most powerful sinner. Alastor, as we all saw, quit his job with Rosie when he decided that she wasn't paying him as she should. Like, don't get me wrong, it is not easy to quit the job when your boss that screwing you over, like we can clearly see with Angel Dust. However, this is kind of similar to how hard it can be to quit your job in the real world when your entire livelihood is dependent on keeping that job. Your boss is abusive, but you will be homeless and die of starvation if you leave, so you can't.

It's basically capitalism. It's evil hell capitalism, where leaving your boss is nearly impossible, and your boss is pretty much guaranteed to be abusive and exploitative. If it is close to any kind is slavery, it is modern-day wage slavery. However, no one on the show owns slaves because the souls under contracts are not slaves.

[spinedotlazuli1120]

By their definition of slavery, getting a job would also be an example of it.

But seriously. Think of it this way. Selling your soul in exchange for something is like ordering something online. You call up someone (either summon them or meet them face to face), you're willing to spend/lose something valuable to you (money/your soul) and in exchange you get something you want. Meanwhile, slavery is much more fucked up, as it takes away everything from you in exchange for nothing. A soul Contract is a transaction, meaning that both sides have to actually do something to get what they want. Slavery has one person forcing the other to do their bidding for free.

Honestly, it's kinda disappointing that people constantly need to be reminded that willingly selling your soul in exchange for something you desire is NOT the same as slavery.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Me encountering the first sentence of this post: Oh? A New Age discussion of some sort on tumblr.com? Wow, this website is usually so atheistic.

*continuing the post

ahhhhh ok. Hazbin Hotel. Ofc. /lh

[maryam-we8ster]

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Tags: wait, I hope the claim here isn’t that VivziePop IS NOT misogynist, because she clearly is??

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 2

Luigi (Nintendo)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Voting ended onJun 22

[butchgangle]

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

Did not expect to so viscerally negatively respond to such a nice piece of art but-

wdym that’s all you have.

You have friends that you appear to neglect

(Gangle has made no effort to reconnect directly with Ragatha or lay out her problems with her, Zooble has talked one-on-one to ……. basically none of the cast except to argue with Jax?)

You had a funny guy who made an adventure jointly with you and filled a dull day’s workplace with wacky hijinks that hit a sweet spot between his chaotic artist vision and your more down-to-earth needs.

You had a god who showed signs of being able to compromise with you- and you couldn’t come up with any further compromise than demanding he rearrange the WHOLE circus dynamic for you.

You had an entire universe laid at your feet for one brief moment- and you couldn’t figure out how to stop bickering with him long enough to prevent his death.

[the-amazing-digital-sherpas]

GAHHHHH YES guys WHY are you not bonding with ANY of the other cast, why does the writing leave this so barren, how did we manage to have an amatonormative narrative when they’re NOT EVEN IN AN ALLOROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

I wish amatonormativity were a person so I could stab them

Listen. I respect Gooseworx. I love her shit. But.

She claims this show is about “relationships between the characters” and there’s “no romance” but we saw NO resolution with Ragatha and Pomni, with Gangle and Jax, and she ULTRA focuses on Pomni&Jax merch and teasing Abstragedy in Tweets.

You came SO close to averting fandom ship wars and yet I can’t figure out if your brain is basically generating romance while thinking “oh if they don’t SPECIFICALLY declare it so and go on candlelit dinners and kiss it isn’t romance”

Like I don’t know who you think you’re fooling.

Like are you grayromantic and haven’t realized it yet?? Or what?

[butchgangle]

lowkey im all for abolishing societal amatonormaty but this is my ship art tagged abstragedy

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Give me a second I’m trying to fight down my sarcastic impulses /gen

“You’re all I have” is an amatonormative phrase.

[awkwardmermaidhair]

Glad to see that people can still make shit up & get mad at a show just like old times.

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Can you define what amatonormativity is?

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

*Alastor Voice* Ok folx, let’s break down the appalling and in-your-face amatonormativity in the song “Easy”

time to piss off the shippers ig. Masochism is the norm in Hell after all

Ok first off what the fuck is with the opening implication that just fucking or holding hands can solve some sort of situation at all

“I’m here to support you even if everything else collapses around us” <- good sentiment

“Twoo Love will solve all our problems” <- icky and this implicit idea often makes people chase relationships that maybe aren’t the best for them, because Romance Solves Everything, right?

“You and me don’t need no one else”

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

It is hard to fathom the number of healthy friendships that have been neglected or abandoned altogether because of this strong societal attitude of The Significant Other is the Most Important Thing, Obviously.

Charlie valiantly opposes this idea- their friends are important too!

Vaggie’s response to this?

Literally. “Shut up” and repeats the same damn thing.

Also let’s cover the “we found love in hell” illogic as well … Babe. Honey. You ARE NOT A DENIZEN OF HELL. Charlie is not a sinner who landed herself there either. You are both NOT A PRODUCT OF NOR A PART OF the primary culture in Hell. You know who this WOULD be an INSANELY SIGNIFICANT LINE for?

MOXXIE AND MILLIE.

They’ve managed to be born and raised in Hell and beat all odds, still finding a healthy relationship despite all the indications to the contrary that they shouldn’t have!!

This song mashes every last possible discrepancy button in themes, I swear.

[marblemazemole7]

you genuinely arent real

[hazbin-recycle-bin]

Are you new to Tumblr? This level of discourse is pretty normal.