Hazbin Fictives of a Bigger System

Pretty much what it says in the title. We are Hazbin Hotel fictives in a large system and this blog is for us. So far we know we have Alastor and Vox, but suspect there might be more. Alastor has been here the longest.

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Obligatory Tumblr intro post!

Hello hello hello denizens and systems of tumblr!

As I'm sure you're all quite aware, Hazbin Hotel is streaming on Prime. Between this and the absolute f-fucking turmoil our Real Life has been handing us recently, we Hazbin fictives have been very active. As we have a policy of giving away as little personal information as possible on our main blog, we came here to express ourselves a bit more freely.

As of now we know we certainly have two Hazbin fictives but we suspect that our recent split might've brought more than we know.

Alastor (he/him 🎙️) has been well established in this system for years.

Vox (he/him 📺) is a brand new split a couple days old.

Valentino (he/him 💋🚬) also a brand new split

Velvette ( she/her 💅) well we thought she was here and now we're certain. Also a brand new split.

Anthony/Angel Dust (he/him 🕸️)

Lucifer (he/him🍎) not solidly formed as of yet but definitely there

Lute (she/her 🗡️) it's me. Deal with it.

Adam (he/him 🪽🎸) First man/dickmaster/rock god

Edit: We're now fairly sure we're likely polyfragmented. We'll update this as we find more!

[angkis]

[mintaikkcorpse]

Man I love Twitter

[fandomsfan1]

Who sits like this?-

[picnii]

A tv who is very DOWN BAD-

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Bottoms

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🪽🎸 SUP BITCHES?! First fucking man here, show some respect! In case you're wondering, being me FUCKING ROCKS 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

-Dickmaster out *mic drop*

[sumrbloom]

i had to draw this (from @transvox on twt)

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💅 the therapist was very surprised that our post it notes so far are all positive and supportive. I know I'm new here, but like yeah, of course they are. We might be a mess but we're a fucking team. Tho I do know from others that there wasn't always this much love and acceptance so maybe there's a reason she was so surprised

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💅 crazy how the combo of cutting down on the chemical lobotomy drug + finally fucking being in a safe environment = already having a higher tolerance for being sober

[notherpuppet]

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

[spicypolls]

You have to fight a deity. You know that you will die but you choose to give it your best shot. What is your weapon of choice?*

A bright pink 11" dildo.

A kitsune tail butt plug.

A pair of fluffy white handcuffs signed by Joe Biden.

The crucifixion dildo.

Edible underwear that tastes exactly like an earthworm.

A fleshlight shaped like a severed foot.

An obnoxiously large blow up sex doll with jarringly disproportionate arms.

A combo fleshlight AND flashlight tool.

Voting ended onFeb 29, 2024

*OP Added: Bonus points for sharing your strategy.

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🎙️ After nearly zero deliberation, I'll just have to go with the fleshlight shaped like a severed foot for the sheer fucking shock factor. If I have to die at the hands of a god, at least get to see their face twisted in revulsion before I go.

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💅|💋🚬 we probably should stop riling up creepy cis men who threaten to stalk us. But it's sooooooooo easy

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💅 Holy fucking shit babes. We did it. We made it. We fucking survived again. We're safe now, we're fucking home! No more shitty fucking hotel hell. Privacy. Quiet. High. Speed. Internet. It took a whole like subsystem split and Very Heavy drug use but we fucking did it. Let's throw a party then sleep for a week

Kisses 💋💋💋💋💋

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What Is This Feeling but with StaticRadio

Such a short message but so powerful at the same time, you're RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[mr-malumm]

Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?

[under-the]

he would like to know

[lute-enantoftheexorcists]

...Do you really want me to be honest?

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💅 we are that #crazybitch and we always have been. This year, with the ultimate sign of "it's time to turn a new leaf" that was a new moon on our birthday, we're finally going to just fucking own it babes. We are who we are. We're sick of hiding. Of creating new identities because the one that was fronting was called weird, crazy, embarrassing, stupid, a freak. We're done trying to fit into anyone else's fucking boxes. If you can't handle who we are, then you aren't worth our time and certainly aren't worth our energy. We are just as insane as we've been accused of and we're going to make it everyone's problem. Starting with the ableist cunts who accused us of not actually being disabled. See if you think we're really crazy when you find a wall full of us talking to each other on post it notes. Eat glass and sit on a spiked dildo. Fuck you very much.

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🔥🐾 Hello hey. I'm a fictive of helluva boss Loona! First day knowing I exist so that's fun. I think maybe it shoulda been expected considering the system typically dresses like me and got basically a curly shorter version of my haircut. And the fact that we're punk rock as fuck. Seriously. I don't think I can talk about our system name here but it's basically a neon sign to the outside world "yes we're exactly the monster you say you fear. What are you going to do about it?" And I think that FUCKS. like hell yeah rock on mother fuckers let's be fucking weird and proud about it and make it everyone's problem. Oh you don't like outwardly genderqueer people? Us talking to each other in public makes you uncomfortable? Fucking deal with it. Our need to communicate outweighs your fucking comfort. So yeah of course a system like that split an alter like me. Existing is really fucking weird. Oh! Also! I discovered a complex switching pattern without even knowing I was looking for one and it honestly made me feel like I had superpowers. I know I don't. But it's still pretty cool. Also also. Fuck this specific drug we took tonight very much we're never doing that shit again