I love you, in my horrid way

Hazel(moon), mey/mer or they/them, aroace lesbian, folklorist AuDHD and exceptionally normal about my interests

[princess-bunnydog]

U r so fucked as soon as I finish charging up my beam.

[gor3sigil]

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

[thegingernut]

And this crap is why I my first response to "lets forcefem everybody" posts is always stfu. Love the vibe but some people will find it actively triggering. Its not innocent fun. Masculitity is my prison but its other people's home and I refuse to knock it or call its patriots fools. You wanna be a man you deserve to be one in peace you glorious bastard

[trashdiscourse]

"Masculinity is my prison but it's other people's home" goes so hard.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[shamebats]

Just came across a great one in the wild

[phantom-threaded]

THE ARISTOCATS (1970), dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[thomrainierskies]

i am still in absolute disbelief that i managed to capture this moment

[charlesoberonn]

o_O

[1892]

anne carson interviewed by kate kellaway for the guardian

[the-forest-library]

I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something

[tamarackshack]

Took a year to complete this quilt! Pattern is by NASA Astronaut Karen Nyberg called Cupola View. Fabrics used were also designed by Karen, the collection is called Earth Views.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Earth views from the international space station

[dio-brand-whore]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Mana-sama (the one modeling these shots) is indeed a cis man for those unfamiliar. That is exactly how he would look with he/him in his bio.

[action-winter-journey]

why do people never include recent photos. hes in his fifties now and still serves (these r all from the mdm twitter)

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

the amount of gender envy these images give is criminal

[filthy-rat]

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

[kuroshinju2ng]

This is exactly what happened in the new Sylus card😼

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

[ilovemitsuya]

He’s so precious ♡

I missed him sm

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

BTW I don't think I'm made for this world

[mille-marteaux]

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

[mille-marteaux]

absolutely visceral experience. food is so much more satisfying when you have to fight it. i may be feral

[mille-marteaux]

i am not proud to say this but that pizza lasted fifteen minutes. i normally am not that gluttonous, but this goes beyond glutton. there was gluttony and wrath. a whirlwind of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni, all atop a flatbread that was shred apart by my own hands due to the neglect of another

in that moment i was wild. i was free. i understood the simplest joys in life. the joy of eating and manifesting my own destiny

[mille-marteaux]

been reflecting on this all day and the unsliced pizza experience honestly ruled. i think everyone should try it sometime or another. you have not truly lived until you just absolutely obliterated a pizza in such a feral manner

[shayminsh]

is this you

[mille-marteaux]

yes

run

[mortalmab]

My best friend and I have this tradition we call “chicken dinner” where we get a rotisserie chicken, lay it on a tarp, start on opposite ends of the tarp, and on the count of three we both run at the chicken and start ripping into it with our bear hands. We will be on our knees fighting for the best pieces of meat, ripping into the chicken with our faces, and it is the most viscerally delicious chicken I have ever had in my life. Grease gets everywhere. We have to do this outside. We have to tie our hair in buns beforehand.

You have never known the joy of food until you are lunging at your friend to rip the best part of the chicken out of their hand, rolling around on the tarp, stuffing it in your face before they can retaliate, and you realize “holy shit did I just growl?” And then you realize they are doing it too.

The chicken gets decimated. It’s absolutely destroyed. We aren’t allowed back inside until we have been hosed down. It’s the best.

[mortalmab]

Oh ye of little faith.

[cipheramnesia]

People across the street looking through the blinds, "Harold! Harold come quick, they're doing the chicken thing again!"

[fayallir]

[casperarts]

Always need to reblog the Post when I come across it

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]