hddsony

28 Bi. He/him. From rural NY. The pug in my photo is called Josh, and he's the cutest boy.

[emmaharwoods]

[reginasphalanges]

Schitt’s Creek 5.05 Housewarming

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[clowngames]

I've spoken about this before, but I run a (miniscule) company that sells niche software. We make a small product quickly, push it out, and if it has an audience we get feedback from that audience and add features.

We got just barely big enough to hire an extra programmer, and we found one whose code seemed great. We quickly found out they used Copilot and ChatGPT extensively to "speed up their process." Well, it turned out that made them great at launching new software but terrible at maintaining it. If there were any bugs, they had to argue with the AI instead of fixing it themselves. If we wanted to expand features, they were practically starting over.

So we told them no more AI. It didn't reflect well on us as a company but it also clearly doesn't fit our business model. Well, it turns out that if you outsource those skills to a machine you lose those skills. This person with 10 years of experience had completely forgotten how to program entirely. It took them days to accomplish what should take an afternoon. We had to let them go.

[mananabuffins]

I'm ecstatic for AI because I think it's hot garbage but I'm incompetent as shit so now people will be at my level 👍

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[room429]

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

[lizzylolz]

tumblr in a nutshell

[explorersofsky]

ABE LOOK OUT

[blanketfortarchitect]

He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[batsandboba]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from mothmanWarble reading: edna mode babysitting jack-jack /End ID]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

did I tell you guys that I used to work on a holiday park and I would test all the hot tubs and I got so good at being able to tell the temperature of them just with my hand I could do it to the .5 degree

anyway recently I had some polyps removed from my uterus which involves them shooting warm water up your pussy to help them see what they're doing or something idk but as soon as they did that I was like huh. do you have that set to 38⁰? and they were all like what the Fuck. anyway my pussy tells the temperature

[tyaz]

If dangerous predator why ear shape like that

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[sandmandaddy69]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

this could be us

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

When I tell you I wheezed

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[theonion]

[achillesinhighheels]

[fuzzynecromancer]

The USPS is probably the greatest thing the United States of America's federal government has ever achieved.

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.