ultraviolence

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[drankless]

sitting here thinking about how stupid americans are at geography yup

[spanishciti]

Is that actually a thing? like do Americans not learn that stuff??? I am confusion 

[drankless]

it is actually a thing, and it is frightening 

[spanishciti]

I was really curious about this so I (from Spain) took a quiz to see how I did and got a 98%… Kinda wanna start a thing sooooo..

take this quiz I took, reblog and comment where you’re from…, I’m tryna see sumn lmao 

[someoneespecial]

America… 42% :(( its not our fault!!!!! its the education system’s!!!!!!!!!

[babycakes-central]

OH FUVK I ONLY GOT ONE OF THEM

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

[ihavealavalamp]

unviersity application: what are your three best qualities? me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

[gaymabelpines]

“I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and “Sometimes I cry because I love my friends” = I have a kind and compassionate heart 

there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good luck with those applications and live your dream!!!!!!!!

[ihavealavalamp]

this is the best response i’ve gotten on this post so far im gonna cry i love you

[p0kegifs-blog]

[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[bob-belcher]

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is the exact energy that i strive for 

[feministism]

[washingtongingerguy-deactivated]

[oliveoilbby]

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

[surprisebitch]

omg wholesome

[zackisontumblr]

uhh….

[slaughterkeys]

[queen-gaymer]

Idk who they hired but I’m LIVING for these improvements

[judgeverse]

they did actually say who they hired! brendan george, a character artist

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[micdotcom]

Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.

[assgod]

Oprah always picks the best stories to share

[nameiscorey]

PREACH!

[caliphorniaqueen]

Remember when Pres. Carter was pressured into giving up his peanut farm by republicans because it was looked at as a conflict of interest with him being the president and all but still having his own business. They even investigated him for half a year to see if there were any questionable financials within his peanut growing operation. compare that to what we’re currently dealing with…crazy.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the moment you see how Trump’s businesses are benefitting from his presidency Carter’s conflict of interest seems like peanuts by comparison

[thedreadpiratejames]

[askclint]

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