[gayvampyr]

“ugh this character is so annoying and immature” this character is 14

[autisticexpression]

"This teenage character is unsympathetic". So were you. Grow up.

[were--ralph]

Not me I was born an empath. I cried after being born bc the nurse was sad her husband left her. Maybe you should grow up instead.

[memorycycle]

i wanna get pulled offstage by a comically long hook does anyone know where i can apply for this

[noelle-ism]

if you're a fish this is just life

[the-tree-line]

this blog is for directionally challenged people only btw. none of that “i know how to get there” stuff. where are my bitches who don’t know where they are at any given moment

[the-tree-line]

no like fr where are my um. where are my bitches wh. who. oh dear

[taiikodon]

trapping this thing in the virtual realm is one of my greatest accomplishments

[pancakeke]

I like these but the name makes me feel like I'm about to get yelled at

[jdididydog]

what the fuck is happening with your keyboard bro

[pocketkris]

crocodiles/alligators are the superior body. reptilian, carnivorous, cool as fuck, looks like a dinosaur, what more could you ask? I wish I were one

[salamencerobot]

Could ask for wings.

[pocketkris]

what more could you ask for?

[frozennautical]

Fire breath

[pocketkris]

what more could you ask for?

[sidnakdbsjndbsb13726]

this is a dragon. your ideal body. is a dragon.

[pocketkris]

what more could you ask for?

[tittyblade]

for her to love me.....

[pocketkris]

she already does. what more could you ask for?

[bearie]

this picture has such a sound to me but i cant describe it

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mollyjames]

What if the monsters fucked eachother?

[mollyjames]

I'm amazed this post peaked at only 2 notes

[gunsandfireandshit]

[orb-the-watchman]

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

[paintedpig]

[ex-riddlecats]

but can this ai "generate" you some bitches? lol.

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Its fun for me just to grab a, Food;

Plus my loved ones got my grati, Tude

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[favoritesticle]

[xkoifishteax]

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

[uncle-cazador]

Mothltav