you get to exhale now

abigail, 20, gay // i didn't ask to become a stray kids stan but my girlfriend made it happen // who even knows what i post anymore

[heartflippyoverthing-blog]

indefinite hiatus

hello to the few people who care about me on here!!!

so, i am taking an indefinite hiatus from this hellsite. i moved back home with my family, and i generally have never felt comfortable using tumblr when i’m home- too many secrets that they don’t need to know about! i’ve also felt myself growing away from dan and phil, which is what i mainly ever used this for. if you noticed in the last few months i’ve definitely strayed from them.

if you’re interested, i have a twitter you can follow me on- @/infinitemelrose. it’s private, but if you send me a request i’ll probably approve you! i mostly tweet about my girlfriend and how much i miss her, and also about being depressed (lol). feel free to give me a follow if you want to stay in touch!

i’m so grateful for friends like @byespidey, @mellofabulous, @etherealperrie, @gayonders, and everyone else who’s been so great to me on and off this website. some of you have become friends beyond my wildest expectations, and i’m so glad to have met you. 

anyways, this is me signing off- i’m signing out and have no clue what nonsense i made my password. who knows if i’ll ever be back!!

peace out girl scouts :)

[that-optmistic]

Rainbow of positivity

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[gaynfl-moved]

i am a tired lesbian

[gaynfl-moved]

who else here a tired lesbian?? sound off

[hangsters]

shhhh we sleepin

[gaynfl-moved]

sorry, sleep well lesbians

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[jasonptodd]

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

[jasonptodd]

this guy gets it

[vitamoved-deactivated20220818]

i really want to normalise the idea amongst lgbt youth that its okay to switch labels as you further understand your identity. you’re not a traitor or a fake if you realise you’re bi instead of a lesbian, or if you’re a trans woman instead of a gay man. it’s really difficult and scary to be lgbt and it’s doubly hard to deal with a shifting identity amongst all that so… be kind to yourself. you’re learning and figuring yourself out and nothing is set in stone. let yourself figure out what feels most comfortable to you. and for those who are secure in their lgbt identities, particularly adults, don’t make kids feel bad for switching between labels. we’ve all had identity crises in our lives, so provide support and understanding rather than unforgiving attitudes.

this post is not an excuse to jump on the “of course you can’t label yourself at a young age” bandwagon either. young people who stick with and feel comfortable in an identity from an early age are just as valid as you are.

[leonawriter]

Additionally, on the other side of this - if you know someone who switches labels, it’s also your job to not make them feel like a traitor or a fake. If you’re their friend or you say you support them, then be their friend and support them. If you don’t understand how they could say they were one thing however long ago and now it’s something different, this is your chance to learn, not reject.

And if they later choose to go back to their original label, then they still weren’t faking it. Those were the feelings they had at the time.

[animatedtext]

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[heartflippyoverthing-blog]

good morning last night i had a whole ass existential crisis and realized i maybe don’t actually want to be a teacher but we’re just gonna ignore that and do it anyways and hope i like it (:

[creativekp]

!!Leah on the Offbeat spoilers!!

Sorry for the spoilers guys, but I love these two so much and I so badly wanted to draw their prom night 💫💕

+ guess what? I finished reading this book on the day of my prom!

[gneerly]

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[badkidsjokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[goodeye-cyborg]

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

[goodeye-cyborg]

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

[fuck-usag]

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero

[dwight-schrutes]

my last two braincells when i make a rare good decision 

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.