Greetings and Salutations

Hi, I'm Al. this is just a bundle of headcanons and shit for Heathers. feel free to send in a shit load of asks cause I have a lot of time on my hands lmao

[ngrogu]

[icaruspoesy]

like or reblog if you save/use

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Sticky hand wall update

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Yep… totally fine…

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

Update the third.

[guilty-pleasures-abound]

True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.

[lastvalyrian]

hand in unlovable hand

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

modern art

[backdoorteenmom]

[hussyknee]

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

[lesbianredhood]

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

[dat-is-chill-ghafa]

devi gets the worst person award congrats hunny u did it

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

i was trying to fall asleep last night but i couldn’t stop laughing bc all i could think about was this image

[imjustamadae]

tag urlsf

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

I'm #jangodead

[jdseyebrows]

Reblog to be

Heather chanlder’s left arm

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

Hello yes I'd like to be Chandelier's left armo

[catchymemes]

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

[sword-and-nightingale]

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

[robin-in-a-hoodie]

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

[advanced-procrastination]

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

[commandtower-solring-go]

Please??

[catspook]

The business is Roman Stone Works in Michigan. :^)

[remainprofane]

It is indeed Roman Stone Works in Michigan, the Facebook reviews are all One Star talking about the harassment.

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

BRO WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

AyYyEe, sorry for dying, here's some more Chubby Veronica (some not having to do with chub) headcanons

On the rare occasion she does start feeling self conscious about her weight, JD, Martha, Betty, or Mac (sometimes all four) are there to comfort her and tell her she's beautiful

Every Friday night Mac, Betty, and Martha come over to watch The Princess Bride and spend the night doing classic sleepover stuff

Mac is usually the one to bring facial stuff for the sleepovers

Sometimes JD makes subtle nods to Veronica's Dead Girl Walking moment (or the game of Strip Croquet if you prefer the movie) to tease Ronnie

And usually it leaves her with a red face thinking "ohmygodweDIDthat"

JD loves it when they're in bed cuddling and he slips down and lays his head on Veronica's kinda chubby stomach like a pillow

It's so soft and warm and inviting, he loves it

And so does Veronica, he thinks she's asleep when he does it but she usually iSn't

Hope this is cool, I'd love for feedback if you wanna give any

:')

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

[blepbleppal]

IT GOT BETTER

[aromantic-pride]

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

[rakishlyregalrat]

An old Tumblr meme?

I wonder if it actually works

Here goes nothing…

You know I’ve been an awful good g-

NO

ITS TOO EARLY

[riptidejunkie]

Heheheh…

Let me just…

WOAH!!!

I AM NEVER TAKING THIS OFF!!!!!!

[vegetarianwater]

Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you

[karmacursedme]

It’s back!

[iiuniar]

I t s h e r e

[sirkawaiipotato]

OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY POST

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

The hat meme saga has returned!!!

[dogethoughts]

!!! I’ve been BLESSED

[thinisthenewphat]

The best meme on the frickin planet. Will never not reblog!

[thinisthenewphat]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!

[southern-outcast]

I love this so much 😭💙

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

THE POST. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND.

[suddenlysomewherethatsgreen]

My husband just approached me in a three piece suit before whispering “guess what” and opening his jacket pocket to reveal it contained a beanie baby

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

Imagine your otp

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

I need something to dO so if y'all got prompts or shit you wanna see please send an ask cause I'm bored as shit and looking for something to do

[oodlezsinbin]

Welcome to my candy store~

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

Okay but like, this is actually reeaallly cute and I'll take any kinda chub JD art I can get, thank you very much

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

JDRONICA HEADCANONS

JD often spends the night at Veronica's place

And because of it, he usually leaves extra clothes there just in case he wasn't prepared

Sometimes Veronica steals his t-shirts cause she's a heathen ùwú

JD has walked in on Veronica laying on her bed and wearing his shirts, holding the collar up to her face and lookin all around adorable like a kitten

"Is- is that my Ramones t-shirt?"

"yeah, why?"

"Can I maybe.. have it back?"

"haha n o"

JD cuddling up to Veronica and messing with the sleeves of his shirt that she's wearing

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

Slightly chubby Veronica headcanons cause it's hella cute

Whenever she's feeling insecure, JD is there to comfort her and make her feel better

She loves wearing short skirts around the house when JD is around

And it kinda drives him nuts

JD loves to carry her around and cuddle with her

Sometimes JD falls asleep cuddling cause she's so warm and soft

On the rare occasion that Veronica falls asleep before JD, he pokes at her little chub and makes lil "boop" noises

It kinda helps him go to sleep, it's like counting sheep

She doesn't wear many revealing clothes at school, because bullies are a thing and it's likely people would make fun of "the chubby Heather", because 1988

She loves wearing short-ish skirts and all that stuff when she's out of school though, no one can touch her or make fun of her

She's actually pretty comfortable with how she looks, it's never really been an issue but sometimes some asshole gets under her skin

She was kinda surprised and really happy when JD picked her up for the first time, she nuzzled up to him and kissed his cheek

[heathers-headcanons-1989]

Random JD headcanons, all of which are for if he lived

Veronica getting back together with him after seeing what a god damned mess he is and making him go to a therapist because holy shit does he need one

His dad has to move again but he doesn't wanna go. He works things out and ends up living with Veronica. They share her room and literally every night there is intense cuddles between the babs.

Veronica laying on JD's chest and playing with his hair as he drifts off to sleep

THEY GO TO THE SAME COLLEGE SO THEY CAN STAY CLOSE

JD IS STUDYING TO BE A LAWYER

At around 20, Veronica and JD get their own place near their campus

Sometimes when Jason comes home drunk, Veronica just sighs and helps him get to bed.

She then cuddled him to sleep because believe it or not, JD is a cuddly drunk

They is unless you piss him off or make fun of Veronica

Then he's an aggressive drunk

JD getting kinda chubby again around the time that he's 21

And Veronica thinking it's honestly pretty adorable

He barely gets any good sleep unless he's got his cat plush or Veronica

He refuses to go clothes shopping cause he likes what he has now and Veronica just giving up and going and getting him new clothes herself

JD proposing to Veronica (might do a whole ass one shot for this in the future)

Becoming a lawyer and Veronica making jokes about him saying she'd marry a lawyer

JD being lazy and cuddly on his days off work. Really just wanting to lay around and cuddle Veronica because she's his lil cuddle bunny