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@heauxbathhh777
I am so new to this platform, I don't even know what to write. I have so many thoughts, and my first one is that I love it here. So many baddies and great minds.🩵🩵 You all are so creative. I'm inspired😍🤞🏾
Heya! This blog is so cool! Do you think you could do a rec list for fics/ficlets posted on tumblr? I love ao3 but sometimes I prefer to read here
Yes, I’ll do my best at searching and adding them. Suggestions are MORE than welcomed!!
Tumblr Ficlets
🏒 Hollanov Sex Toy Shopping | @mymansmoon
shane and ilya lying at opposite ends of their living room couch. shane has his glasses on and is doing some work on his laptop. ilya, unbeknownst to shane, is browsing sex toy shops on his phone.
🏒 Boston Year Fluff | @mymansmoon
it's the year following s1. ilya is still in boston and shane is in montreal. they've just played a game against each other in boston and shane is staying over at ilya's house.
🏒 Crime/Mafia AU | @delsicle
A summer night in Manitoba. Shane fighting sleep from the driver’s seat of his patrol car, four hours left on his shift. Nights like this are dangerous because they allow his mind to wander back to a time when he wasn’t always a small-town cop, writing parking tickets and getting the short end of the stick with his patrol times. In another lifetime he was one of the youngest members of the RCMP, back before the lifetime blacklist and demotion down to the lowest possible rung of police work with no hope of ever rising up again.
🏒 Irina Rozanov's Story | @manhasetardis
Irina is a smart and curious child with big dreams. She gets into figure skating. She’s good, she wants to be the best. In her late teens she gets a boyfriend. He’s good at first, sweet, but soon starts getting jealous and controlling
🏒 Shane Moves Out of Montreal | @lavenderprose
So Ilya is helping Shane pack up his house in Montreal that summer, that fucking whirlwind summer after they are outed and after their lives end and restart like a fucking heart attack victim being resuscitated and after Ilya finds himself standing in his own backyard and realizing he has a family again, has a husband and parents and brothers.
🏒 Soft Hollanov | @bugslibraryy
here’s something warm and horny and sweet for ya
🏒 Morning Sex | @mymansmoon
sleepy cuddly morning sex + quiet dirty talk
🏒 Ilya's Birthday | @gloryhollanovjah
Ilya wakes up alone on his birthday.
🏒 Horny, Freaky Hollanov | @schittyfic
“Fuck, I need you inside me, like, yesterday.”
🏒 First Year Boyfriends | @tizniz
Shane’s nervous. Which is stupid and ridiculous. But this is the first year where they’re not just fuck buddies and they get to be together and real with each other. And most importantly: it’s Ilya’s birthday.
🏒 Cliff Bisexual Moment | @marmelade-sky
going off of that one post you made, would you write something about cliff trying out guys/gay sex (and telling ilya about it)? I love the idea that he's a little bisexual
🏒 Separated Room Assignments | @hollanovbiter
One road trip, the Centaurs are looking over their room assignments for the night, and notice that Shane and Ilya have been separated. Usually, their captain and assistant captain are always bunked together, for obvious reasons, but tonight they’re both assigned other roommates.
🏒 Suck Him Off Sunday | @hutsonwoolyums
The problem, Ilya realizes, is the tuxedo. It’s all sharp lines and tight angles that hug Shane’s body just right. And Shane’s been working hard in the pre-season. He’s packed on weight and muscle, and he’s rested and happy, glowing actually, at the praise he’s receiving for his speech at tonight's Irina Foundation Gala. And Ilya, well, Ilya is in trouble. He’s been in trouble for hours, since the moment Shane walked into their bathroom to ask for Ilya’s help with his cufflinks, and Ilya nearly swallowed his tongue.
🏒 Slow Dancing | @bugslibraryy
Surely, a song had never made him feel like his heart was pushing up out through his ribs, wetting his eyes.
🏒 Grandparent Hollanov | @grimsonandclover
“Grandpa!” A chorus of voices from below chest-level cried out from the living room, hurling themselves against his legs as short arms wrapped around his waist and legs. He couldn’t help but laugh, even if the room spun with the impact. “Alright, alright, hello. Gentle on grandpa’s knees, please.”
🏒 Baby Shane Hockey Video | @quillquiver
Ilya almost dies as the grainy screen resolves itself into an MC and a tiny Shane, dressed in his hockey gear. His helmet is crooked on his head, his stick tap tap tapping against it as he stares at the interviewer, determined. His cheeks are big and round and pink from the cold of the ice, and though Ilya cannot make out his freckles, he knows from pictures that they’re there. The MC crouches down and a packed Bell Center is visible behind them.
🏒 Ilya Caves To Shane | @my-castles-crumbling
“Can you ask Roz to end practice like…ten minutes early today? I’ve got a date with Cassie later and she’ll kill me if I’m late again,” he asked, wincing a little at some past memory.
🏒 Montreal Jane | @mybloodstream-caffeine
"We all know who Rozanov's best lay is." Like they'd rehearsed it, the Boston Raider's all cry out in lilting sing-song unison: "Montreal Jane!"
🏒 Shane Is Arthur's Dad (Threesome) | @rileetheriddler
She'd started to become suspicious the minute the exhaustion of labor and bringing home a new baby had started to abate. Arthur's thick head of black hair was completely at odds with her brunette and with Hayden's blonde, but matched perfectly with a certain other man. Another man with whom she and Hayden had celebrated a wild night after winning the Stanley Cup in 2015.
🏒 Ilya & Yuna Bonding | @agent-odessa-over
After lunch they are seated in the den, fondly flipping through old photograph albums, when Ilya spies one that makes him lean over and squint.
🏒 Photo Albums | @lavenderprose
Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.
🏒 Shane Snaps At Hayden | @ilya-sweetheart
“I know you were just, you always just. No matter how many times I tell you to drop it, to stop setting me up with Jackie’s friends, to stop asking when I’m having kids, you just can’t stop.” Shane closed his eyes and leaned his forehead against the cool locker door. He forced himself to breathe in and out. Focus.
🏒 Ilya Remembering His Mama | @gaemerprince
Ilya's day off from playing hockey. A day in his life and some of his thoughts.
🏒 Open Relationship AU | @perlukafarinn
AU where Ilya seduces Shane away from an asshole boyfriend and I really want one where the boyfriend suggests opening the relationship and that's how Shane and Ilya first start fucking
🏒 Shane's Oral Fixation | @watermelontuesdays
Ilya first notices it because he's simping. Shane's standing in the kitchen, the afternoon sun hitting him just right, head tilted back and just chugging down a glass of cold water like he's dying of thirst. Ilya is stupid with want. His eyes trail over Shane's pink lips, the drop of water that runs down to his chin, and the smooth movement of his throat as he gulps, gulps, gulps...There should be one more gulp.
🏒 Shane Crying During Sex | @bugslibraryy
“Fuck Hollander, like cock so much it makes you cry huh? So pretty, needy boy” Ilya cooes over him and Shane is falling apart he’s cutting off into galaxys, he’s a heartbeat and nothing else. He’s whatever Ilya does to him. Shane is nodding, still, trying to tell Ilya he’s. Yes it’s good he’s I like it so much yes I’m needy.
🏒 Domestic Hollanov Caught on Video | @sumthinboutapickle
Ok so you guys know abt that trend on tik tok where one person is secretly videoing their parter being all sweet because they think they’re in private?? I got a little something.
🏒 Ilya Cockwarms Shane | @hutsonwoolyums
It starts, like many things do, because Ilya is curious. Even after all these years, there are still things about Shane that make Ilya curious. It's just that he's seen how it affects Shane, being on his knees for Ilya, just holding Ilya’s cock in his mouth. His shoulders unclench and his face relaxes and he goes still, and any other time Ilya’s cock is out, Shane is never still. And so Ilya is curious. Where does Shane’s mind go when he floats away like that? What does it feel like? Ilya wants to know.
🏒 Post Sex Cuddle | @bugslibraryy
Shane and Ilya laying in bed post fuck, Shane sprawled on his back still, Ilya between his legs, Shane’s thighs loosely pressed to Ilya’s sides, Ilya is still inside Shane, he’ll stay like that till he too soft for his cock to stay there, because Shane loves it, feeling full till the last moment and Ilya does too, loves how Shane whines if he even feels like Ilya is going to pull out.
🏒 @myshangel Masterlist
🏒 @delsicle Masterlist
🏒 @bugslibraryy Masterlist
🏒 @mymansmoon Masterlist
There's too many for me to add on my own LOL, here is the search for it -> Hollanov Ficlet Tag
If you are a tumblr writer that wants to be featured on this post or you know someone who you want to recommend, feel free to comment or send me a message (: Having the direct links to pages where the ficlets are available would be the best option!
Ottawa wins the Cup, wins it in LA, and due to the proximity to stardom and the several actual celebrities who make a point to come out and celebrate with the Centaurs, there are approximately seven hundred angles of the festivities on every social media by the following morning.
One of these is your classic TMZ highly invasive round-the-corner spy shot of Shane and Ilya--like, waiting for an Uber, is what it looks like, and the bass from inside the club is pounding and you can barely hear what they're saying except that the guy standing next to them is also TMZ and he's got a directional mic sticking out of his pocket pointed at them and when he gets into position you can hear Shane Hollander, like, fucking giggle.
"I'm sorry," Shane says, and his arms are around Ilya's neck. "I got--I'm a little drunk."
"It's okay," Ilya says, and he brushes a hand through Shane's hair. "Did you have fun?"
"Ye-s-s-s," Shane says, nodding his head decisively. "We won the Cu-p."
"Yes we did. I am proud of you."
"I'm proud of you!" Shane cups a hand around the back of Ilya's neck and giggles again into his shoulder. "Why aren't you drunk? I drank the same things as you--"
"I'm drunk," Ilya chuckles. "But I have twenty pounds on you and I am Russian, so."
"That's not a thing. That's not really a thing." Shane sighs and goes a bit boneless against Ilya's body and says, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have, uh--"
"Shh. You said you had fun, and this is all that matters. My beautiful winner." He kisses the side of Shane's face, loudly and repeatedly.
Shane makes a sound that Twitter, TikTok and Instagram comment sections will all agree is a purr.
There are also, by the following morning, about a hundred discrete comments on various platforms that all say some version of Oh I just know he talks him through it.
Hollanov lie detector interview where Ilya begs beforehand to be allowed to ask every Rose Landry comparison he’s ever been insecure about, and he totally plays it out like he’s joking (he’s not).
Shane is like no! It’s embarrassing! And this is public! And you wouldn’t make me actually do that to Rose would you? You know the answer, I’m gay!
Only Rose thinks the whole thing is hilarious and gives Shane the go ahead so there’s no real reason to resist Ilya’s begging anymore, still he holds out to the day before the interview.
“Fine! Fine! You can ask about Rose, but I get to ask about anything I want too!” And Ilya’s like yes yes of course my love. His boring Shane would hardly ask anything damning.
Fast forward to the day of the interview Shane is fondly exasperated with Ilya’s Rose questions, and Ilya is being a cocky bastard so happy with how it played out.
Until they switch sides and Shane breaks out his first question:
“Is it or is it not true that despite famously calling Scott Hunter ‘a nearly extinct fossil’ you think he’s hot?” The blood drains from Ilya’s face pretty quickly after that.
“Do you think Hayden Pike is a good hockey player?”
“Do you consider Hayden Pike a close friend?”
“Who do you love more: me or Anya?”
“Besides me who is your favorite teammate?”
He gets so nervous all of his lies get caught, and by the end his asshole reputation is in shambles. Kip takes a video of Scott watching the interview and he laughs so hard he can’t even comment. It goes viral.
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Stories I have read and created a fic rec list for!
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Stories my followers have requested for me to make into a list!
𝐀-𝐄 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
🏒 2016 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙊𝙪𝙩 | 2017 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙐𝙥 𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 | 𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝘼𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙑𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙢 | 𝘼𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙖𝙨 | 𝘼𝙜𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙐 | 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖/𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩 𝙬/ 𝘼 𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 | 𝘼𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 | 𝘽𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 | 𝘽𝘼𝙈𝙁 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙊𝙛𝙛 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙬/𝙈𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚 | 𝘽𝘿𝙎𝙈/𝙏𝙋𝙀 𝘼𝙐 | 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨 (𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖) | 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 | 𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙮/𝙎𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘽𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙎𝙬𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙐 | 𝘽𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙥 𝘼𝙐 | 𝘽𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙨 𝘼 𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 | 𝘽𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙑𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙣 𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙤 | 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙮: 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙮: 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 | 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙚𝙩 | 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙-𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙄𝙡𝙡𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 | 𝘾𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙥 𝘼𝙐 | 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙚 | 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙨 (𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨) | 𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙚 | 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠/𝙃𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝘾𝙧𝙮𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝘿𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙚𝙩 | 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙀𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 | 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙏𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 | 𝘿𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 | 𝘿𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝘼𝙐 | 𝙀𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝘼𝙐 🏒
𝐅-𝐊 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
🏒 𝙁𝙖𝙠𝙚/𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧 | 𝙁𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛 & 𝙎𝙢𝙪𝙩 | 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚 𝙊𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 | 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙋𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝙂𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙏𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 | 𝙂𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 | 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚/𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙞'𝙨 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙍𝙚𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 | 𝙃𝙖𝙮𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙊𝙪𝙩 | 𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝙃𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘼𝙐 | 𝙃𝙤𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨 & 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 | 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙍𝙚𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙨 | 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙡 𝙂𝙮𝙢 𝙍𝙚𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 | 𝗛𝘂𝗿𝘁/ 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁 | 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖'𝙨 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 | 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖'𝙨 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙬 | 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 𝙬/ 𝙊𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙋𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 | 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙖 | 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 (𝙊𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙋𝙊𝙑) | 𝙅𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬𝙨 | 𝙆𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝘾𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙄𝙘𝙚 | 𝙆𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝙆𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 🏒
𝐋-𝐐 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
🏒 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘿𝙖𝙮 𝘼𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙚 | 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙈𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙨 | 𝙇𝙚𝙨𝙗𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧/𝙉𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 | 𝙈𝙖𝙟𝙤𝙧 𝙄𝙣𝙟𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙫 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙨𝙖𝙡 | 𝙈𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙝 | 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙘𝙨 | 𝙈𝙤𝙗 𝘽𝙤𝙨𝙨/𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝘼𝙐 | 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙡 𝘼𝙐 | 𝙈𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙔𝙪𝙣𝙖 | 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙅𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 | 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙏𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 | 𝙊𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙊𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙚𝙭 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 | 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 & 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙋𝘿𝘼 𝙃𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙮 𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 | 𝙋𝙚𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝘼𝙐 | 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 (𝘼𝙡𝙩 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣) | 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖/𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙤𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙋𝙤𝙙𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙨 | 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙑𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙨: 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙋𝙧𝙚-𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙍𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙨 | 𝙋𝙧𝙚-𝙍𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙫 | 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙋𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 | 𝙋𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | 𝙋𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙚 | 𝙋𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮 | 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮/𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 | 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖 | [𝙄𝙡𝙮𝙖] 𝙌𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙎𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 🏒
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I need to read ALL OF THESE.
It was a month of magic, my friends. Mythical beings, strange happenings, and Hades in a toga.
always starving, never full by coffeeinallcaps / @coffeeinallcaps (4169)
The steady, persistent pressure of Rozanov’s thick cock sinking into him is unlike anything Shane has ever felt before. He feels impossibly full, impossibly exposed, but more than that, he feels good.
Fuck, it’s good.
It’s so good that he forgets to feel awkward as he begins to rock back into Rozanov’s thrusts. He forgets to feel ashamed as Rozanov draws sounds out of him he didn’t even know he was capable of making. As Rozanov drives him out of his mind and deep into his own body, holds him there, forces him to feel everything and think nothing at all—
Shane forgets to feel anything but good.
(In which Shane has a dirty fantasy, and Ilya runs with it.)
sold out by shaneverse (4331)
When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.
What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.
and never get dizzy by anonymous (9758)
“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.
So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.
The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.
“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.
Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.
Tin Roof Rusted (series) by LavenderProse / @lavenderprose (12819)
"Oh my God, what?" Shane demands, nervous now. Ilya swears in Russian again. "Is, um. The condom." Fuck. "What about the condom?" "On porvalysa," he says, like he can't fucking bring himself to say it in a language that Shane can understand. Then he finally looks at Shane, mouth covered like he's a cowering dog afraid to show Shane his teeth. "It broke."
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are twenty, on top of the world, and a little irresponsible about it. This is the crash.
the boy who blocked his own shot by alasse / @alasse (14053)
Ilya’s dad dies right before the 2017 All-Star Game, so he never learns that Shane and Rose broke up. While he’s in Russia, a threat from his brother makes him ask Svetlana for help and marry her so he can get a US green card—it’s meant to be a discreet, simple thing, but the Boston tabloids get a hold of it and then it’s all over social media. Three months later, Shane Hollander holds a press conference to share two things: he's leaving Montreal to play for the Ottawa Centaurs, and he's gay.
Shane Hollander wants a Husband by toraten (18316)
Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before by sistercacao / @scacao-blog (22302)
Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.
Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.
Right?
Me Porto Benito by hollan_ov (24133)
Upcoming actor and well-known playboy Ilya Rozanov is good at getting what he wants.
That is, until he wants hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander.
Hungry Ghosts by coyote_was_here (29938)
Shane knew what people said about sharing true names: that it made sex better, like fucking bare except with all your witch senses involved, that even for people with no witch gift to speak of it was like your entire body was on fire. It probably wouldn’t be like that with Ilya, because sex with Ilya already felt like his entire body was on fire.
A universe in which the stakes for tuna meltdown are totally different and also kind of the same. Love, witchcraft, and true names.
Reckless & Young by some1_around (30173)
Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
bad idea, right? by cherhorowitz8 (30566)
After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.
Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.
so you must like me for me by alasse / @alasse (36229)
Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.
It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.
when you stay by fckingfreckles (39659)
shane hollander spent six months learning how to stay alive. he did not account for how much harder it would be to learn how to live. __
or, shane's pov immediately picking up from where everytime i leave left off.
As the Romans Do by kooksie (40186)
As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries / @knownqueerbaiter (43230)
Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”
Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”
“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”
The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.
In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.
There’s a lot to get used to.
come on, touch my body by princebutt (89644)
Ilya is a stripper living in LA who captures the attention of hockey player Shane Hollander. This is the story of their relationship.
Total number of fics read: 74 (that’s 2.2 mil words!) across two fandoms
You get me. Also many bugs play an important role☺️, so I guess I will tolerate them☺️...For the good of Earth. 😊
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No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
Gorgeous artwork by kittymewes on IG. They sell prints of these beautiful treasures too. Ugh I love them ALL!
Y'all are trying to kill me on here.
Yeah, that's what I thought🤣
Shane always thought his marriage was good, so he’s blindsided by his husband asking to open the marriage. He’s reluctant but eventually agrees because he’s worried his husband will divorce him. He tells his bestie, Rose, everything. He tells her that he isn’t sure if he’ll seek out other partners and isn’t even sure if anyone else even wants him. Unlike Shane, Rose knows exactly how badly Shane is wanted by their circle (and how much they all hate his husband) so she lets everyone know about Shane’s arrangement. Soon, Shane has a roster: Ilya, JJ, Luca, Cliff, Troy & Harris, Scott & Kip, Hayden (Jackie gives him permission), etc. It gets to a point that Shane has to create a schedule so he can see everyone and give them equal time.
Meanwhile, Shane’s husband is getting nothing. It seems Shane was the only person in the entirety of North America that wanted him. He’s sitting at home alone, angry that Shane is out again. He calls and Shane picks up. He out of breath, and Shane lets out a moan mid sentence. He demands that Shane come home but before Shane can answer he hears Ilya say “He is home” followed by Cliff saying “Rozy, let’s switch places” before the call ends.
He calls back, but it goes straight to voicemail. He then calls Rose because she’s Shane’s best friend and can convince him. Rose answers but he’s horrified when he hears Shane’s moans in the background. “I’m going to convince him to leave you because you’ve interrupted the show! Don’t call me again!” She yells at him. He can hear another man, maybe JJ, ask Rose what’s wrong. “Nothing just Shane’s dumbass husband. Can’t wait until we get rid of him.” The call ends and Shane’s husband cries because he knows he’s marriage isn’t long for this world.
Delicious.
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