Online I'm Fearless

Madelyn -19- She/her; hello friends! This blog is an assortment of youtubers, political opinions, animals, and other things I find interesting/amusing. Enjoy! Also, I write stuff sometimes https://archiveofourown.org/users/MadeIyn/

[valtsv]

i know it’s an important step in recovery to recognise your own role in damaging your mental health and admit to and learn from your mistakes, but sometimes i just need robin williams playing matt damon’s therapist in good will hunting to hold me and tell me it’s not my fault while i sob loudly into his ugly knitted sweater if you know what i mean

[marchionro]

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Good.

[antigone-lesbian]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[lokacinna-deactivated20200703]

you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[long-ago-1234567890]

[long-ago-1234567890]

[marsixm]

[aww-so-pretty]

Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty

Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.

With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes

[glimher]

[hiyarogah]

i only have one braincell and it’s trying to sing all the parts in bohemian rhapsody at once

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[cookievampiress]

When your grammar is correct but spell-check still gives you shit. 

[bumblebeebats]

[nyctosaurid]

i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

[mitski-miyawakis]

i’ve never even watched dr. who but

https://youtu.be/ubTJI_UphPk

[wlwellbutrin]

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

[squidong]

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

[feynites]

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

[stealthflower]

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.