Hegehog

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

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you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[criticalrolo]

you are NOT a bad DM and your campaign IS fun and you’re going to run many good sessions in the future

[friendofthecrows]

Vote for a feature idea

mutual maps! (you can see who has you blocked)

'godmode' (make posts without any username can't be traced back to you)

redirect anon (redirect anons to other blogs)

customize other blogs' themes (only rolled out to a few users)

vaugepost detector (detects posts that might be vauging about your posts)

'glitch' accidentally blazes a random # of user's blocklists

zombie blogs (other people can post on deactivated blogs)

ppl can vote 'flop' on ur bad posts and it awards you a plmm badge

a bot that posts things on your blog based on previous posts (u have no say)

other (in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

reblog for a larger sample size + for more ideas!

[heehehog]

How do Tumblr?

[30-hurty-and-not-thriving]

HBO really said “in lieu of the emotional damage we caused enjoy some classic bathroom humour “

[heehehog]

Aye bro do not go far from me. DO NOT GO FAR FROM ME

P L EA S E DO NO T GO FAR FROM M E

[heehehog]

THERES A FUCKING TUMBLR HAIKU BOT???? FOR FUCKS SAKE WHEN WILL IT END

[luulapants]

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

[heehehog]

The single most based man in existence

[heehehog]

My friend taught me Tumblr lingo (blorbo, skrunkly, scrimblo) and now I’m here to blame them for the bullshit I get up to from here on out

[shooting-a-star-at-the-moon]

as a pedro pascal enthusiast i am both overjoyed and overwhelmed by the amount of content we’re getting 🥹

[heehehog]

I am here to make Tumblr a worse place to be <3

[heehehog]

His ass is NOT browsing glasses

[staffs-secret-blog]

are we still making jokes about benadryl cumberscratch

Always. Never stop making fun of crash bandicoot

[your-turn-to-role]

AT DAWN WE PLAN

[your-turn-to-role]

also this is just a hilarious series of screenshots

[heehehog]

Lil scrimblo

scril limblo

[potatoesandsunshine]

i’m gonna kill that old fuck

[wallbang-buzzkill]

i'll call a man babygirl