helarico

they/them • i have a terrible habit of oc posting and never explaining myself :) • the lover of bad media, linguistics, and my frents! • pfp by evishinsecurities

[geryone]

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

[maja-paja]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[anywhoozles]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[bugs-are-buddies]

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[poobletoods]

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[pandronica]

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[milligramspoison]

What in the ACTUAL FUCK DID LONDON DO TO DESERVE THIS

[ane-doodles]

ARTFIGHT!!

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP