Never Quite the Woman that She Wanted to be @heliumbunny - Tumblr Blog

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

depsidase

roycohn

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

senatortedcruz

ivy-michaels

@zoethesportsblog

zoesupreme

a few of my favorites

zoesupreme

a new one just dropped

dappergamelord

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

doubleca5t

foxgirlmindcrank

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

foxgirlmindcrank

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

sbobhouse

wizard0rb

owldude

cheaphalloweencostume

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

cheaphalloweencostume

listen im not HAPPY we’re all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of “oh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!”