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nepofledgling

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

jakemorph

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

xplainthexmen

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this is an exceptionally valid point.

guerrillatech

simariethehawk

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

team-bear-arms-deactivated20220

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

the-tired-tenor

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

heedra

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

fuckaspunk

delicateknightsportsmonger

operativesurprise

I have never laughed so frigging hard at a bumpersticker

thesaltofcarthage

dragging that cheap sonofabtich from Mesopotamia to Maryland

n00dlel0af

kameratar

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

How to take care of a cat stuck in a tree the russian way.

I’m 85% sure the subtitles are accurate.

enrique262

The chaos, the gross negligence, the completely unnecessary destruction of property, the massive do-not-give-a-fuck attitude, and yet it all paid off somehow, I have never seen something so Russian in my entire life!