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The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[30-minute-memes]

[5afteynotguaranteed]

[necrowtic]

you cant be talking like that white baby

[necrowtic]

white baby this is getting out of hand

[soulcoda]

@itsplutohere this is too funny not to be able to reblog lol

[thememedaddy]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That is such an inspirational quote for such a dumbass thing to do

[spiribia]

so diabolical that in order to get things you have to ask for them and in order to ask for things you have to know what you want

[pissvortex]

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

[cerebromadre]

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

[pissvortex]

[fleshengine]

Fucking killed him.

[tanyaaloves]

[hellanade]

It's been at least 7 years since I've been on here, wild but glad to see that some of you are still doing your thing on this site.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[thestrugglingarchaeologist]

Omg the payoff for this post was incredible

[caffeinatedunicorn]

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

[shameshack]

This is uh, something else, I’ve gotta say

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[oneheadtoanother]

[germanpostwarmodern]

Church St Franziskus (1958-60) in Cologne, Germany, by Hans Schilling

[majesty-intensifies]

come to the Jesus Canister in the next 45 minutes for an ass kicking

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

this is what happens when your bricklayer is a show-off

[bloodspire]

↓ the blogger below me is gay

[bloodspire]

↑ the blogger above me is gay

[museum-of-artifacts]

Spinning toy with animal heads. Mesopotamia, 2000-1800 BC

[zsnes]

oh fuck you

[sebastianstansjawline]

THE NON-ARTIST FRIEND [Best Friends Play Star Wars: KOTOR (Part 45)]

Woolie: Think of a color wheel.

Pat: Yeah?

Woolie: Right. So, if you lean towards yellow, then you gotta leave purple a bit and head into the blue.

Pat:

Woolie: You see?

Pat: No.

Woolie: The more you go one way...

Pat: I-I failed——

Woolie: The distance from gr—— Here, it's simple. The distance from yellow to green? You have to travel that distance from purple to blue.

Pat: So, I'll save you some trouble. I failed this the instant you said: “Imagine a color wheel.”