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i’m only allowed 12 more seconds of video to post today so i thought i’d use those seconds wisely. also, where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

studthismuffin

Hillary Duff said Gay Rights

ladillados

kontrollsysteme

we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

sapper-in-the-wire-old

Just so y’all know this is 100% historical

Silks and such were hard to repair on campaign, but still expensive so soldiers tended to try and save the bottom half of pants or sleeves if they got cut and torn. There was lots of different ways to try and salvage them:

You could tie it up with a ribbon, or hastily sew it back on but decoratively like top row forth from the left is, or just stuff it in your boot like the guy above does.

But since the era was a gigantic fashion duel between mercenaries the booty shorts look became it’s own thing (also it was cheaper so very practical for other reasons).

the-real-skeletor

Ye olde booty shorts

would-you-like-me-to-try

paxamericana

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

sorrelchestnut

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

animalcrossingmemes

chrissongzzz

milky-katzchen

They tried it

shining-wizard

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

toaarcan

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

etica

hellion-smirk

@berrodtherapscallion

kremlin

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.