Pls don't percieve me

You want to 'get to know me'?? what are you, a cop? 21 • intp • a-spec disaster • dc mostly

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Things I think Dick said:

they sent me to the psych ward the way I be straight jackin it

some of y'all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob

they call me chicken the way I have a tenderness abt me

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[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

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Jason: "Stop saying that. I'm not smitten, and I'm not enamoured. I'm just… I just…"

Tim: "You're just lovestruck, is what you are. Completely besotted."

Jason: "'Besotted'? Okay, English dictionary, sorry!"

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Jason: people say they're "facing demons" and it's just not being petty in any given situation... it's you, you're people.

Dick, sipping smoothie: this feels targeted

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Dick: you guys can't kiss, that's incest!

Jason: no it isn't!

Dick: yes it is, Littlewing

Roy: [gesturing between him and Jason] *we're* not related

Dick: oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Roy: well, it makes it not incest!

[zeetannas]

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

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Tales of Robins

Bruce: In Jay's early days as Robin, during patrol training, he was about to hit his head on an outstretched lead pipe, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me. And then he hit his head.

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Bruce: I overheard an argument between Steph and Tim, the other day. She complained about how mean he was, and Tim yelled back "If you guys weren't so stupid, I wouldn't have to be. Change starts with you." I laughed but on the inside. On the outside, I told them to play nice.

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Bruce: I know I say I miss my kids' early days but honestly Dick was a nightmare. It didn't help that I had no idea how to raise a child but I now know that swinging on any available ledge is not the norm... --

Batman: I love my children so dearly; they all show affection quite differently. Signal brings me a hot drink and a snack when I've been working late... and Robin spared me- his words- with a torn-up suit while sparring.

[lokutofu]

It’s them

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Bruce: What the hell happened?!

Tim [ghastly and ill]: Damian tricked me!

Damian: I most certainly did Not!

Tim: You said and I quote: 'stop being a goody-goody and kiss the frog, Drake. I have a theory-'

Damian: You LIE! Father he lies!!

Bruce: long, exhausted sigh

Bruce: Get in the car, I'm taking you to the hospital.

Damian: In my defence, I wasn't expecting Drake to do it-

Tim: outrage and pure anger YOU WHAT!?

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Things Nightwing says that "kill" the night patrol vibe

"Hold on girlies, gotta get my batons"

"Man, do I need to get home for a nappy-nap"

"Oh to be a round little bird and say beep from time to time"

"It's so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society. Barely have enough room to frolic nowadays"

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Tim preps hard boiled eggs as a protein snack. Just when you think he's out, he whips out her another egg from the Abyss™

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first date things

Superman: hey, I feel like i don't know you as well as you know me. tell me about yourself?

Batman: *slides a file*

Superman: ???

Batman: I'm tired of telling people about myself

[violentbat]

Superman, flipping through it and memorizing it as he goes: "Since when have you ever told anyone anything about yourself? And your birthday is not in January."

Bruce, recoiling: "Oh God, you already know too much."

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Babysitting with Jay, a saga

Dami, antagonising Jason bc Tim promised him a snake: why are your boobs so big? Jason, questioning his murder-free truce: they're not boobs Jon, floating beside him, innocently curious: do you have to wear a bra?

[princessnaughtyfins]

shoutout to acespec and/or arospec people who still feel some amount of sexual/romantic attraction btw. shoutout to everyone who isn't fully aro/ace and isn't fully allo. shoutout to the aspecs who feel like they don't fully fit in aro/ace communities or allo communities because of it. i love you all i am baking you cookies

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dc are cowards, let bruce care about his kids (pretty pls)

bruce: you see my beautiful angel son over there? jason, clearly mid-fight with dick and winning, bloodied nose and all: Sup bruce, sobbing and holding him in a tight embrace: jason is everything to me and I will tell him every single day-

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Tim: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Tim: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Cass: Get what?

Tim: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[ssofvi]

i present to you young just us hamsters *cue the violin*