Wit beyond measure...

Try to walk like Thunder leaving footprints that are light. My name is Mary, 32 and I do the weird stuff. My blog consists of an array of things, including some NSFW themes, so 18+ please.

[hempathy]

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[gravityofstars]

She has also written some absolutely amazing books recently.

These are just a few of them. I read The One and Only Ivan to my students every year (and there’s a sequel coming out in May!).

Every one of her books I’ve read has been beautifully written. Yes, they’re written for children, but you won’t regret reading a single one of them. Applegate is hands-down my favorite middle grades author.

Read. Her. Books.

[gravityofstars]

Also this

[ophidahlia]

Animorphs says trans rights

[thebunnyadventures]

Wishtree was beautiful. I listened to it on audiobook.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-clown-wars]

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[jee-q]

sex isn’t all I want. but don’t think I don’t think of fucking you

[hempathy]

🙄

[broken-depressed-hearts]

I just realized that I don’t know how to fucking love myself. It’s the saddest thing I’ve ever said.

[time-to-shrink2020]

It contradicts my background lmao

[dankmemeuniversity]

[enure]

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

[punkrock-hemmo-deactivated20140]

Holy fuck this messed me up

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

[nannycanes]

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

[broodingsoul]

This is my favorite type of postmodernism

[todaysbird]

my new favorite thing is birds either blatantly ignoring bird-repellent spikes or actually using the spikes to support their nests

(x), (x), (x), (x)

[marcsalmonds]

Direct action pigeons are the working class heroes of the cityscape

[draws-memes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Matthew Allred

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

this is my constant state

[mrllarchive]

my chill is fake

[pungent-petrichor]

“How are you so calm?!” “I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[smokeythebearthemovie]

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[alesipanic]

The “wait no come back” has me weak.