The Hyperfixation Station

She/They/Em ♡ No bad vibes please ♡

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You straighten out my suit to ensure maximum cutie-patootieness, and kiss me goodbye as I leave for work.

I come back home looking like I’ve gone through hell and seen the horrors.

[the-east-art]

When I was a kid I thought ‘fuck’ meant to messily and painfully kill someone

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Lucifer Morningstar vs. Adam

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Look Outside is trending 👀. Have a look outside. It’s… beautiful… 👁️

[only-cat-memes]

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This has far too few notes and I would like that to stop as soon as possible.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[finemeal]

It also only has 1 note. Truly a broken post

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This feels like some sort of creepypasta

[kuuhaiyu]

tik_tok_dio.mp4

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It’s so good it hurts

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Do not retrieve your crumbs from between the cushions, for it has already been claimed and trying would leave you to lose more than you hope to gain.

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What happened to D’arby’s cat

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Slay the Princess no commentary playthroughs are some of the best white noise

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Dear Slay the Princess fans,

What are your designs for the voices? Are they like The Long Quiet with different hair cuts/ body shapes? The Long Quiet with different outfits? The Long Quiet as different bird species? Some combination of the above? Something entirely different?

Please let me know

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This got me laughing like I just saw two identical rocks in the dessert

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So happy that Slay the Princess is getting the attention it deserves

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No matter how many times I am proven wrong I am still scared that if I enter in my password with someone nearby, even if they don't see it, will know my password based on the sound of the keyboard.

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[alphabetizing-posts]

a a always bad brother forget "fuck" i is it's like me to word.

[the-haiku-bot]

a a always bad

brother forget “fuck” i is

it’s like me to word.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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They fucking combined

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I had a dream that Pyramid Steve was a musical theater major

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Speedwagon was helping Zeppeli so he could use his ripple to save Jonathan. They needed to do it asap since Jonathan was about to get attacked, so that's why Speedwagon went for the abs approach as Zeppeli's arm was completely frozen and with no blood flow at all. Speedwagon seems to be gay though, however he's gay for Jonathan. There have been mentions throughout different Jojo media about him falling in love with Jonathan.

I never really thought about it before but looking back it actually makes a lot of sense considering he’s risking his life for him for no reason other than him being a “true gentleman”. however based on what I’ve seen (I’ve completed episodes 1-6) Jonathan is practically confirmed to be heterosexual, making Speedwagon’s story much more tragic. Because instead of being like a typical shonen anime where he’s going on this dangerous quest purely out of friendship, he is doing this out of love. And maybe it’s just my propensity towards angsty ships but maybe he’s also doing this in hopes that Jonathan will love him too, unaware that Jonathan will never love him the way he does.

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I’m watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure for the first time and I feel like the scene where Speedwagon cures Zeppeli’s frostbite needs to be talked about more. Because I’m pretty sure his jacket or arm to arm contact would have sufficed, but instead Speewagon goes straight for the abs. And it may be my yaoi rotted brain but I think there’s something not 100% platonic going on.