The Tree Climber's Journal

What once was a class project has become a venting place & a place for me to put pictures to use for later (sorry)

[heres-me-in-a-tree]

Unus Annus inspired bucketlist

Sensory deprivation tank

Cup speed stacking

Medical cupping

Operation (and other board games) with baby hands

Getting waxed

Make slime

Helium therapy

Draw memes from memory

AI predicts how I die.

Be hypnotized

Do an escape room

Viking funeral (build a wooden boat, fill it with flowers, light it on fire)

Make sausages

Get acupuncture

Be a nude model

Get a pedicure

Make a tape sculpture

Donate toys to charity (but like a FUCKTON of toys)

Dog sled on snow

Gallon challenge (almond milk edition)

Break shit to relieve stress

EXTREME staring contest

Attempt presidential fitness test

Eat bugs (face my fear)

Bungee jump

Learn to walk on the really tall circus stilts

Sensory overload tank

Create a mannequin of myself

IQ test and / or dyslexia test

Learn how to weld (based on Ethan learning wood working)

Write my will, including death arrangements (DO NOT EMBALM ME, LET ME DECAY)

Take a lie detector test

Try to hold my breath for 3 minutes

Try freeze therapy cryo-whatever

Get tased

Learn to be a barista, make a good good chai late with late art

Make cheese

Dress like an eboy for a day (or whatever the fashionable thing becomes when I get around to it)

Eat berry that makes sour things not sour

Learn to eat fire!!!

Try fire spinning again

Finally make something with Aluminum cans for an aluminum foundry (hopefully plate armor)

Lay on broken glass (vixen devil, glass dancing?)

Make fire tornado with lots of fans

Learn mime???

Keep a small chicken coop, get fresh eggs, profit?

Try kings royal fitness test

Do archery from an archery school

Goat yoga

"Drum date"

Glass blowing

Learn stunt fighting

Get pepersprayed

Get another tattoo

Astrology friendship

Get massage from massage place

Hold a BIG snake or crocodile

Learn to cook a thing I've never cooked or eaten before

Try a military obstacle course

Learn to juggle or learn to ride a unicycle (or both)

Be a prospector, pan for gold

Summon bloody marry, instantly regret it, and sleep with the lights on for a week

Go to the Greek island near where Atlantis might have been

Learn about a religion other than the "big 3" religions

Make honey mead like I've been meaning to but havnt done yet

Drink THICC water

Try to make jelly from THICC water and fruit juice

Play strip poker

Cook while blindfolded??? (Maybe bake instead? Less sharp objects)

Tear a phonebook in half (you already know the secret, it can't be too hard? Right?)

Crush a watermelon with my thighs

Do I have the skills to make a chair from scratch? Like an actual chair, not a BS "chair" i made with a log and a chainsaw (Based on building ikea furniture without instructions)

Recreate childhood photo (the jurassic park one)

Can I cry on comand?

Paper airplane battle

Get one of the fancy mermaid tails and live my childhood dream

Teach Bhavani how to swim

Taste a variety of soaps (and regret the decisions that led you here)

Buy a rock tumbler, polish stones found in backyard and in rivers

Volunteer at dog shelter

Fly kite with key in thunderstorm (remote control kite?)

Learn to pole dance

Try really weird food combos

Build rocketships like in 5th grade

Egg smash game (you smash egg you lose)

Bleach shirt like tiedye shirt

Make 5star meal for dog

Glue fake teeth somewhere they don't belong

Try weird face masks, or any face masks, I've never tried a face mask before

Can wings made of wax and feathers actually fly? (Rockets again!)

Go to desert, stay over night, admire stars and galaxy and the universe

Get halfway decent at throwing cards

Sock sliding competition

Hydro dip something

What is the weirdest way to pop popcorn?

GRIP STRENTH TEST

bite strength test?

Take a self defense class

Play 4 square with friends

How much pudding can I eat?

Learn to start a fire with flint and steel

Learn to start a fire with just sticks and rope and alot of patients

Learn to tan a hide

What is the weirdest way to cook a chicken? (Solved: marinade in fruit flavored yogurt. The chicken becomes sweet but NOT fruit flavored. It's weird but not bad!)

Can I pass a 4th grade math test?

Make snowcones! (I don't think I've ever made snow cones!)

Dog treat taste test

Find my favorite SCP, try to create it IRL (either a sculpture or a painting)

Brick soccer with steel toes and knee pads

Learn to Rollerblade (i can go and I can turn but I never learned how to stop)

Learn to play tennis

Learn to back handspring and / or front handspring

How much icecream cake can I eat in one sitting?

Spicy food challenge (like the one the try guys did, you start mild and slowly work up to SPCIY SPICY SPICY)

1000 high fives

Bobbing for apples

Try aerial hoop

Learn to milk goat or cow

HORSE ARCHERY

Find a needle in a haystack

Try aerial silk (make sure to wear pants)

Pumpkin taste test (and carving)

How high can I jump?

Wax my nose hairs and suffer

Grandma tells me scary stories from England

Learn to make a pie I've never made before

Build a scarecrow with a pumpkin head

Try deep-sea fishing

Bathing in fake blood

Swimming in syrup (like the Mythbusters)

31 costumes for 31 days of Halloween (must include werewolf transformation)

Prepare and eat a 7 course meal

How many onions can I cut before I give up?

Learn ballet

Try parcore or ninjawarrior training

How small of a space do I need to be in to feel claustrophobic?

How far away can I smell lavender from? (So I know the distance needed to be away from something im allergic to)

Make a living will (so if I'm in a coma in a hospital, people know what I want)

fold 1000 paper cranes or 1000 paper stars

Get top of ear pierced

Learn masonry (build a firepit)

Go sky diving

Go kart drunk driving

Cage dive to see sharks

Go scuba diving with sharks at camden aquarium

Get covered in bees

Lean how to give a really effective head butt

Poptart house of cards

Be a double red blood donner (get all of the iron, give all of the blood)

Grow a fuckton of pumpkins, dress like a hobbit, sell them or give them away

Go to area 51

Go to area 52

Go to volcano with science people so I can wear the cool suit and get as close as I can to lava (taste the forbidden sause)

Solve a big ass hedge maze (maybe settle for a corn maze)

Go to New York Pride Parade (get big gay icecream, live my best life)

Can I fall asleep standing up without falling over?

Make a claymation short movie (and suffer)

Got paddle boarding

Try jujitsu

Learn how to long board

Tube down Delaware River

Ride normal mattress down a big and grand staircase

Buy an abandoned storage unit

Rent a tree house air b&b

Build a go kart (a box with wheels for downhill only)

Go to raccoon cafe or cat cafe

Try trapeze for the first time / try slacklining again

Learn to surf

Meditate everyday for a week, if it goes well try every day for a month

Visit Winchester house, stay the night if allowed

Try to make quicksand then try to escape it

Stay in complete darkness for 24 hours (sleep forever i guess?)

Make a beanbag chair

Go to glass beach in CA

How far can I walk in 24 hours?

Visit that cool room that just ABSORBS ALL SOUND

Kidnap my dad's rumba, tape a knife to it, regret my decisions

Replace all the family pictures on my Oma's fridge

Walk for 2 hours a day for a month, for sceince (George of Sanspants Radio thinks this is the secret to a happy life, is he right?)

go to high tea

DO A SPLIT!

Attempt (complete???) The Unnus Annus God's Fitness Test (god push-ups 30/25 in 1 min & burpee-situp-comvo 21/16 in 1 min & Team Bear Crawl as fast as you can & Bear Complex 15/12 in 2 min & Sprint Suicides 25/30 seconds 1 person or 52/60 seconds 2 people) BEWARE THE BEARS!

Becoming our true selfes (90year olds)

Creating a ceramic tile mosaic like the ancients

Take the cookie dough out if the icecream and make cookies with it then compare them to normal cookie dough and from scratch cookie dough, for science

Build a trebuchet!

Navigate a spy lazer maze

How long can I tread water? How long can I tread without using my hands?

HOST a mad-hatter tea party

Body painting.

Day long '3 legged race' (spend an ENTIRE 24 hours tied leg to leg with someone else)

Spices taste test (definenly NOT the cinnamon challenge)

How big of a blanket can I crochet in 24 hours? What stitch is fastest?

Learn how to belly dance

Take an improv class

Fire walk

Learn to do a handstand

Zero gravity airplane

Visit Antarctica, pet a penguin, get yelled at by biologists

One handed gingerbread house decorating

Paint a mural with a RIDICULOUSLY oversized paintbrush

Paint wall with water gun

Do a pass it on cooking challenge like SortedFood

Bake a meal with something from every letter of the alphabet

Turn my staircase into a fake aquarium

Make a long furbie? (Or make some sort of cursed toy)

Crochet myself a sweater AND SUFFER

Make a tiny monster that lives in a soda can or who is escaping its soda can containment

Visit an Ikea (praise our father Odin, who art ikea)

Build ikea chair without instructions

Cover my body in glow stick???

Make a wearable costume COVERED in fairy lights???

Wear something gay for every day in June HAPPY PRIDE!!!

Bob Ross tutorial in the dark or while blind folded

Pass that important professional licensing exam

Create my own pocket sized miniature set (like polypockets but smaller?)

Learn a foreign language (try German or Spanish again)

Learn to sew my own button up shirts (so I can have comfy shirts that aren't t-shirts)

Learn to sew pants for LARP

Build a gingerbread house from gingerbread cookies I made from scratch

Go fossil hunting

Crochet a pair of socks

Hunt for gemstones

Learn to fix and maintain my sewing machine

Podium in a tournament for larp

Paint on an entire deck of cards (maybe one painting a week?)

Pointilism painting

Attempt to recreate monets waterlillies

Sculpt a matching set of mugs

Build a raingarden

FEEL FREE TO USE ANY OF THESE IDEAS

Just be safe and find a professional if it is something you shouldn't try at home!

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

need to stay hydrated to keep up with all the water the sweat glands keep throwing away

[kcggggg]

I collaborated with the Human Artistry Project to make this strip alongside other web cartoonists to make the point that “Stealing isn’t Innovation” when it comes to A.I. usage. It seems to be doing numbers on instagram and elsewhere, so you may also read it here, tumblr.

May the discourse that ensues be long and unhelpful.

[overheard-in-the-dungeon]

Odette: What is Donut to you?

Carl: The reason I get up every morning.

Audience: *oooohs and awwws*

Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!

[kakyoins-roblox-gf]

Do u think after the dungeon Carl has the same problem as Tony Hawk where nobody recognizes him unless he's got his equivalent of a skateboard?

[penelopepennington]

It's the Royal Academy of Art Young Artist's Summer Show. One of my favourite exhibitions of the year. Like. Not only are the older kids insanely talented, the younger ones' artist statements will just punch you right in the face.

Jeffrey is my cat and he feels like my heart

Click [here] for the full online exhibition

[headspace-hotel]

These are all so good!!! please look at them

I think my favorite is this one

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[muttsandmustelidae]

From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!

[muttsandmustelidae]

Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!

[traycakes]

Data centers have been recorded creating constant noise at a frequency outside the human range of hearing but which still causes severe issues. This could be even worse with animals that have more sensitive hearing than humans do.

We don't need to wait years to find out these things cause real harm to the communities near them, we have proof already.

[kipinkling]

This is my local-ish zoo. Please sign the petition if you can (and call your state reps if you're a Tennessean).

[heres-me-in-a-tree]

I am so incredibly grateful that I got surgery for MANY reasons, but most recently because it means I did not have to deal with underboob sweat during the July2026 Heat Wave

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[captain-price-returns]

Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol

[captain-price-returns]

Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!

[captain-price-returns]

Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public

[saywhat-politics]

[onethirdofimpossible]

Okay, I was just going to reblog this without commentary, but I can't keep this to myself. I'm a PhD student in environmental science and this is my fucking highway.

The first published study about climate change (that I am aware of-- feel free to point out if there's an older one) is an 1896 paper by Svante Arrhenius. He pointed out the link between the greenhouse effect and changes in atmospheric CO2.

Plate tectonics, which the geoscience community now recognizes as near indisputable, was a fringe theory until about the 1960s.

Just in case anyone thought that climate change was a "recent fad" in research.

[fly-chicken]

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

[honestlyvan]

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

[findingfeather]

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

[delicatefury]

People (me) will report you for this (I will). If you are spamming the tags, someone (again, me) will click the little report button (and I will enjoy doing it) every time they (I) see your unrelated posts clogging their (my) search.

Do not tempt me.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I will add that nine times out of ten, it is obviously, verifiably spam. Like, links to random websites, porn, ads for shit, scams, all that jazz.

So if I see your post in the mix, I will treat it the exact same way.

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

[safety-data-sheet]

“This would be a pitiful grave” is now my new go-to when I’m sad or upset. God that’s fire