grade A bitch

hi im kenna and i run a shitty blog

[lavenderfoxboy-deactivated20240]

jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

[smadsel]

me, after making any trivial mistake

[peachesandwitchery]

*stands in the moonlight to absorb big witch energy*

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Yash Pandit

[wildflowerjelly]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[weboftime]

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[azriona]

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

[fiightingdreamers]

i think about the fact that somebody chose to end a multimillion dollar franchise movie on this scene at least once a week

[misterandry]

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

[wheeloffortunefortunes]

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you

[teaboot]

Three bears went through my trash

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

[redactedc]

birth to present

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

[ruinedchildhood]

[buzzkillbyrne]

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

[expired-blueberries]

yeah i listen to a wide range of music! i listen to hozier (2014), wasteland, baby!, and covers that hozier has done

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[utteradoxography]

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different