I’m So Good At Things

Dumb person who posts a little He/She/They

[some-pers0n]

Jokingly hating your favourite character and being silly like "oh haha they're so terrible and awful" and then seeing someone who genuinely hates your fave because they completely misunderstand the very foundation of the story

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I genuinely be talking to my lathe like we're having sex while I'm working on her. Last night I was pressing out some seized shaft collars and I found myself saying "good girl, good girl, oh yes that's right, goooooood giiiiiirl, come off for me.....ohhhhh fuck yes" while pressing it out.

[gatorfan313]

gays = 01100111 01100001 01111001 01110011

lesbians = 01101100 01100101 01110011 01100010 01101001 01100001 01101110 01110011

trans people = 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101

non-binary people = 23223233 23232 2322232 23232

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[emeraldspiral]

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[nymsley]

Happy Moon day!!!

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[daysleftofsecondterm]

“What if there’s no good reason for them to be lazy?” It’s a free country and I refuse to think about anyone’s decisions for how they live their life that do not impact me in any meaningful way

[notedchampagne]

year of our lord 2024 and we still havent found out a solution to Depression that isnt: Sleeping

[notedchampagne]

ah... forgot

[notedchampagne]

can you blame me

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications