You Live And Learn

At Any Rate, You Live

[rosewind2007]

Remember children—this tactic is really annoying to the police, so YOU SHOULD NOT become floppy—it’s frustrating to them and makes them look bad and is a waste of resources and no one wants that…

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[tabbbbyyyy]

Dude this page is a lifesaver Google is really bad for working out the order to read them in

[cannibalchicken]

[transgendad]

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doccywhomst]

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[beardedmrbean]

[charitydingle]

RUGRATS 3.13 “Angelica's Birthday”

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[ilhoonftw]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Gowns and dresses by Oscar De La Renta

[escuerzoresucitado]

[afeelgoodblog]

Good for him

[isuggestfuckingme]

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

[sacred-portal]