…for He Loves You, Understands You, Is One Of You

Danny, 26, he/him

[sandmandaddy69]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[flopstat]

i think abt anne rice’s answer to “what are your work habits for a novel?” probably every single day

[flopstat]

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[hotgirlcastiel]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

what makes roscoe inevitable?

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[oneheadtoanother]

[fuck-customers]

[godlessondheimite]

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[dogpuppy]

[darkmoonhyena]

me, walking out of a hooters: -grumbles with disappointment-

my wife: well what did you think hooters was

me, looking sadly at the owl fact book i brought: doesn’t matter

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]