Government Sanctioned Girlfailure

Reyna 《》 She/Her. This is my blog. My one blog. I have no other blogs. If you see another blog, it isn't mine. Don't expect to find any cohesion here.

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[resident-idiot-simp]

[catsofyore]

Puffball, corner pocket. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[demilypyro]

it's tomboy tuesday

[demilypyro]

eat lots of meat, don't shave your armpits, make out with another woman, swear liberally, and kick a guy in the face.

but not because it's tomboy tuesday. do it because it's just another day.

[demilypyro]

damn, sounds like somebody should kick that guy in the face.

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[trangoldin]

source

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[shadowblade8192]

[les-fleur]

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[thismustbethursday]

The moon will sing a song for me, I loved you like the sun

Bore the shadows that you made with no light of my own

I shine only with the light you gave me

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[definedvines]

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[wormsslime]

[somanyjacks]

Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory

#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist