WHY AM I HERE

Why are you here? Why are we here? Where is here? What is here?

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[pandorashallcloset]

It feels like a photo I should keep in my pocket and look mournfully at while in war

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[cosmicsgrove]

not my dumbass misreading this as "dairy", like sure i guess you can take people's milk and milk products and glue them to your own here, sure.

[storm-of-feathers]

you can milk me if you want :)

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[heartseeker]

eda is 5 this year :)

[heartseeker]

eda is 6!!!!

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[rosecolouredmonster]

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[mintypineapple]

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

[wavetapper]

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

[wavetapper]

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

[chilewithcarnage]

nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny

[melonisopod]

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[bedupolker]

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