WHY AM I HERE

Why are you here? Why are we here? Where is here? What is here?

[pastacrylic]

thinking about the fucking screenshot spell twilight used once

[nateconnolly]

Why was the Mormon vampire copying whole pages of PDF?

[tokaiju]

There's an animated Twilight series??

[pastacrylic]

sparkle. twilight sparkle. the horse.

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[omnybus]

Swine/11

[evilwizard]

no there were 3

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[theskullofjudgement]

J

[virtualgirladvance]

A

[rockergiirl]

C

[humanoidchaos]

K

[bestfurryhusband]

I

[literateamateur]

N

[secondhand-sonder]

G

[certainsongobject]

O

[shinosarna]

F

[flareonfloof]

F

[cannibalcaprine]

M

[gumi-megpoidd]

Y

[mewrrythekibby]

K

[foxgirlriley]

U

[dova-70]

N

[winters-r0se]

G

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

P

[valkyriefastwing]

O

[melonisopod]

W

[ohmewhatsthis]

P

[lucinata]

E

[tammog]

N

[high-frequency-lotta-blood-deac]

I

[tumbwr]

S

[lannisterbaggins]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

[toystory-hentai]

:V :| :V :| :V :P

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[piratedllama-art]

Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

[wanderingnelipot]

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now