hey

I am no longer bored now

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Do they look good? Not usually. Do they feel good? Occasionally. Do they communicate "chill out bro I only just work here?" Absolutely. And sometimes that's what an employer needs to hear

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'm not even going to button the top button. Physically I may be in this cubicle but mentally I am enjoying a tropical drink on the beach. I am responding to your unnecessary email with nothing but cool ocean breeze. If you have any problems you can swing by my desk with another tropical drink and maybe I will consider doing analysis on that spreadsheet you sent to me in jpeg format. Maybe.

[kazoracht]

Who the fuck jpegs a spreadsheet

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Would you believe me if I said "people employed by the federal government"

[tarilaran]

Unfortunately

[human-south-of-north-pole]

HOW the fuck do you jpeg a spreadsheet?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

🙃

[gimmieabowlofchili]

lt “out of touch” columbo

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[meangirlnurse]

DNIs are one of the funniest and most performative parts of this website lol. just block people like a regular person

[meangirlnurse]

“nazis dni” ah yes, because if there’s anything nazis are known for, it’s their politeness and respect for other people’s personal boundaries

[catholicluchadore]

User Space-Hitler-Jew-Killer-99 when he sees the dni on their profile knowing he is powerless against them:

[crazy-brazilian]

[beaft]

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

[beaft]

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

[pugzman3]

So this happened

[petits-pois-carotide]

[hextik]

LMAO

[casmick-consequences]

there we go

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Amazing that when 4chan got involved in a war, they triangulated the position of an ISIS training camp from video footage so the local air force could bomb the coordinates, meanwhile when reddit got involved in a war they immediately posted a selfie for that sweet karma and got their own side obliterated by enemy artillery, how are any of these events real

[crap-userrname16]

[hextik]

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

[crap-userrname16]

[hextik]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[everythingfox]

Meow

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[wiinter-universe]

Wait I’ve never watched doctor who I thought this was a porno.

[lockwie]

it’s a kids show

[boxheadpaint]

red rescue team

[catsofinstagram]

[jive-turkey]

this is it. the happiest video

[deadpeasants]

wholesome

[mimiri22-6]

This has to be the highlight of their work day, just a random cat that’s the most adorable thing *v*

Guys, we need to spread this. It’s to cute to be lost in the deep depths of the internet.

It’s to damn cute I’m gonna die now

[petermorwood]

A break from routine and mental stimulation works both ways.

[judgejudyofficial]

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

[madz-the-3rd]

[vibracious]

The duality of man