Heili

21 // Trans // 💜 // She/Her // Ace Personal blog, I'll post anything and everything here...

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

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[star-divination]

We have come full circle.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds

[imaginedsoldier]

Thought of you uwu❇️

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[enye-word]

this is my most popular post on this website taking ops post from double digits to quintuple digits but god protected me and made it a reply to someone elses post so that my notifications remained useful and unflooded id like to thank @wordcubed and @argumate for making this success possible my lovely wife who has supported me throughout this process and god and also jesus

[wordcubed]

You did this to me

[andymorin]

new tumblr moodboard

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[scientificphilosopher]

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

[curiousobsession101]

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

[scientificphilosopher]

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

[libraryspectre]

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

[jensreuter-deactivated20221211]

In 1959, Volkswagen opened its first foreign car plant in Brazil. It quickly became the largest private business in South America, employing some 20,000 workers.

Today, a group of former employees is suing the company for its role in the violent suppression of political opposition under the US-backed military dictatorship that was in power in Brazil between 1964 and 1985. Volkswagen, the workers allege, spied on its workers both at the plant and at home, even eavesdropping on them during bathroom breaks, and reported workers suspected of union activity, labour activism or Communist leanings to the country’s secret police. Any such workers could be arrested, imprisoned and tortured by the Brazilian secret police, or detained by Volkswagen itself in a private prison on its grounds. Volkswagen’s list of blacklisted workers was circulated and shared with other businesses in Brazil, ensuring they could no longer find gainful employment.

While Volkswagen has tasked an historian with investigating its conduct during the Brazilian dictatorship, it has yet to apologise for or acknowledge the lengths its went to suppress organised labour at its Brazilian plant. Because of the 1979 Amnesty Act, no police or military officers involved in the torture and political persecution of the opposition have had to face justice.

The German public channel ARD has aired a documentary on the topic, which you can watch here [45 minutes, German/Portuguese with English subtitles]

[cozyastronaut-deactivated202010]

[lubricates]

never forget january 2019 memes

[readableporn]

It would be a loss

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

[cozyastronaut-deactivated202010]

[lubricates]

never forget january 2019 memes

[readableporn]

It would be a loss

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

[transpolarized-deactivated20240]

Dear Terfs,

You are the fascists of the queer community.

Sincerely,

The queer community

[eunnieboo]

her favorite lipstick

[lagonegirl]

I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!

[theboykingofhell]

his name is stephen mader and not only did he refuse to shoot, he actively wanted to help the man (ronald ‘rj’ williams) because he could tell that he was only acting out because of mental illness. rj williams was suicidal and holding an unloaded gun and, while mader didn’t shoot him, a fellow officer (ryan kuzma) did and murdered him on the spot. here is the source and here’s to hoping rj williams gets justice

[socialistexan]

“Saying the words ‘Just shoot me’ sent up the red flag that he was just trying to harm himself and no one else … That’s what made me make my decision. He needed help” I hate this fucking world. The guy was actually trying to do his job by actually desculating the situation the right way (desculating these days apparently just means shoot them) and was fired for “failing to eliminate a threat.”

[critgemhero]

HE WON THE LAWSUIT AND GOT $175,000

[aphrican-aphrodite]

I read this whole story. It is wild !! The conversations between him and his ex coworkers about what went down that day 😧😶

Listen to it all here:

What Happened When A White Cop Decided Not to Shoot a Black Man

A shocking story of police and lethal force. Just not the one you might expect.

[uncleromeo]

when I say there are no good cops, this is part of the reason why.

“good cops” lose their jobs for doing the right thing.

“good cops” die mysteriously after whistleblowing.

“good cops” are forced to choose between their livelihood and becoming just like the rest.

[waepenwifestre]

He Didn’t Make the Olympics—So He Used His Bike Racing Skills to Rob Banks Instead

Tom Justice’s custom steel bike was the perfect getaway machine, until it became the clue that brought him down.

[anexperimentallife]

[mysharona1987]

[nonbinaryraichu]

who else is taking a big sip of

My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

[rainbowbarnacle]

[jumpingjacktrash]