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Reminder this blog is a multishipper & anti discourse i just want my blorbos happy and in love with everyone
[image: black and white painting of Clint Barton from Marvel in three-quarter view. His expression is serious, his brows slightly furrowed. He has a prominent scar on his upper lip, and various other more faded scars. He has a BTE hearing aid. His hair is short and blond, neatly swept over his forehead and his chin is lined with barely visible light scruff.]
Diabetes isnt the 'ate too many sweets disease'. It just fucking is not. It's your body slowly losing an integral function needed to nuture and energize it. Its your pancreas shutting down, its your blood cells rejecting your attempts to feed itself, its not enough insulin to go around. Its you slowly getting colder and weaker, gorging yourself with healthy food and getting next to no benefit, its being so exhausted you cant sleep. Diabetes used to kill, straight-up KILL. So no, I don't think I will be laughing at your diabetes joke.
Do you know why diabetics eat so many sweets? Because we need sugar, and we need sugar FAST. Everyones' bodies rely on sugars for nutrients and energy, and in a non-diabetic body sugars get absorbed at a normal rate using your normal amount of insulin into your normal red blood cells. This happens to healthy carbs, superfood vegetables, and some proteins!
Diabetics dont have that luxury! Without medication, our body is in a constant crisis where we need more sugar and the sugars that break down the fastest are sweets! But then they dont all get absorbed, then the unabsorbed sugar hangs out in our bloodstream then gets flushed out, and then we still need more. All those healthy things break down too slowly for when we're in a crisis, and then we STILL dont absorb all of it! And I'm only talking about type 2, type 1 cant absorb anything at all because they dont have any insulin!
You cannot healthy eat or diet your way out of diabetes. You cannot lose weight out of diabetes. Once you get diabetes, even if you manage your symptoms perfectly you HAVE diabetes. You have a chronic illness. And that means its time to see doctors, get on medications, and practice self care.
And sometimes self care means you eat dessert first while dinner is cooking so you have the energy to finish cooking. Sometimes that means eating many small meals to match your body's absorption rate. Sometimes that means eating at midnight so you have the blood sugar to sleep.
Im just tired of diabetes being seen as a joke or only something you get if you're 'bad'. And diabetics? I love you, talk to a nutritionist about diabetic eating, and don't forget your meds.
horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.
The agonizing stretch of silence, a close up shot of ruby red slowly running down pale skin. Stretched muscles, tense muscles, shaking hands and wet, panting breaths. Dilating pupils, gasps and screams torn out of wide open lips. Arched backs, hunched over bodies. Fingers like claws digging into soft and yielding flesh. The little death and the long rest.
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steve rogers would find a stray dog during the aftermath of a huge alien invasion battle, adopt the dog, completely miss all signs that his dog is actually a (harmless) alien dog and get upset when sam tries to explain that āthereās something off about your dog, steve. it just did calculus!ā
Sam is just as much of a crazy motherfucker as Steve is, so I can totally picture him teaching the alien dog to do more and more advanced and weird shit just to see at what point Steve breaks and admits there is something off about him.
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I couldnāt stop thinking about all those āJustice League plays F/M/K with the local billionaire population and Batman must sit there and suffer awkwardlyā posts so I decided to flip it round a bit
Itās a miracle I made it through this I was laughing so fucking hard the whole time
[ID: A tweet by @/psefonie, which reads: "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna fuck the villain?" End ID]
If I ruled the world and/or was in charge of drawing a DC comic this is what theyād look like probably
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Some notes on my thought process in regards to the designs, if some people are interested:
So for Bruce my premise for the design is a Bruce Wayne who has all the brains, willpower, and drive as regular Batman, but just isnāt physically capable of becoming a brick wall of a man. So heās much more rogue-like in design, with a bigger emphasis on stealth and gadgetry to accomplish his goals. His fighting style is basically āavoid fighting if at all possible, and if not then incapacitated as quickly as possibleā with a lot of dirty fighting and using the enemyās momentum against them (Heās actuallyā¦.. a lot like Catwoman in that way? Maybe they bond over flexibility training tips (ā¦that wasnāt intended to be a euphemism)). Additionally he looks perpetually pale and sick because of how little sun/sleep he gets, He uses a lot of bronzer when he switches to āBrucieā.
For Diana my concept was basically the same as canon but BIG. Ehehe Iām joking, a bit more went into it then that, but making her look like the ideal of an ancient Greek athlete was the biggest goal. I tried to make her look more mediterranean, with olive skin and hazel green eyes, and that gorgeous nose you see in ancient Greek art. Also more classical Greek elements in her armor (im not a historian I did my best) and I really liked the torso eagle from earlier WW designs so I incorporated that too. Her civilian style is supposed to be very casual/comfortable but stylish and professional, and her golden sword necklace can turn into an actual sword so sheās always ready for action!
Now for Clark! So for his physical appearance I referenced the winners of Strongman competitions, yknow, the guys who can in real life lift cars. The guys who are actually extremely strong rather than just sculpted. This has the added benefit of being very easy to disguise as just fat under baggy clothing. This version of Clark is a little bit nerfed compared to Canon Clark, in that heās just as strong but has to actually work for it, so he has a workout regimine he keeps to, lifting huge frickin boulders and whatnot in the middle of nowhere to maintain his strength. Without it heād still be crazy strong but not AS crazy strong, y'know what I mean? (Think Mr Incredibleās whole deal). Additionally heās supposed to look a little bit āracially ambiguousā since Krypton is often characterized as a distant future earth and I figure there arenāt gonna be very many people without mixed ancestry by that time. He also has a very warm skin tone because of all the time he spends in the sun. As for the costume I like the dark blue of the animated series Superman so I chose that, and Iā¦. okay Iāll be honest im just not a fan of the underwear. I know its traditional and iconic I KNOW I just⦠I tried to keep it there in spirit. I also tried to keep the design simple enough that it could still believably have been made for him by his mum, but I might do a second pass at it later.
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i cant remember if i posted this already but i came across it in my gallery yesterday and thought it was cute š„° cozy lakehouse tony