If the dick breaks, Shannon breaks

"You're a work of art, Shannon"- Aerial

[grimeclown]

This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made

[squish-this]

I don’t know what Daniel Radcliffe is doing these days and this clip doesn’t help but here’s my thoughts on the matter:

[tiktoks-we-like]

[pfdiva]

Thank god for a competent woman.

[beaft]

actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars

[beaft]

[warcrimesimulator]

"Whipped cream is disgusting" i knew you were mentally ill but Jesus Christ

this is my new favorite ask ever

[jung-koook]

jungkook for rolling stone

[i-am-your-honey]

[livedinthecastle]

some of you didn’t watch supernatural the right way and it shows

[livedinthecastle]

this is the right way:

[livedinthecastle]

stop reblogging this without the shrek tv addition i’m not a bitch i’m just a shrek tv supremacy truther, and also a bitch

[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add…

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[solidsnake]

[cubonesaystransrights]

[bryceslahela]

now that george floyd’s murderer is behind bars, let’s help support the people who helped with the guilty verdict as well as george’s family. the fight is hardly over.

darnella’s fund - darnella was the young woman who filmed george’s last moments.

gianna’s fund - george’s daughter who has now been left without a father.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[ruinedchildhood]

[jung-koook]

jungkook pretending he’s mad at army’s because his favorite drink was sold out after he mentioned it 😆

but actually he planned it to help the company 🥺:

[anxietyproblem]