Who Cares?

I'm a girl who is trying to figure out what to do with her life.

[buckyssoul]

I wanna give a shout out to fic writers really quick-

Y’all are the shit. And I love each and every one of you.

But please stop apologizing when your fics are really long. I see writers in their a/n saying “this is over 5k words I’m so sorry”

LIKE BBY NO. IM HERE FOR THAT SHIT. Give me every beautiful detail your talented mind can muster.

If I want a short story I’ll go find a drabble.

Don’t you ever apologize for being passionate in your writing. & fuck anyone that has made you think you should apologize.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[musicxxxguru]

Guys.

WHY AREN’T WE TALKING ABOUT THE PRINCIPAL WITH HIS PRIDE PIN?!

I was crying when I noticed (and my friend laughed at me).

But like I loved that principal. He loved all his kids. And Simon coming out was not his choice, and the principle was totally sensitive to that but he wanted to show his support.

So like he didn’t give this huge gesture of support, out of respect for Simon

BUT HE WORE A GODDAMN PRIDE PIN

Like the scene with Simon’s parents was great and beautiful, don’t get me wrong.

BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS AMAZING PRINCIPAL WHO IS A BIG, LOUD TALKER AND SAID NOTHING WHEN SIMON APPROACHED HIM IN THE HALL

WHAT. A. GUY

[i-know-the-end-somehow]

‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Love, Simon’ are The teen Romcoms we need and deserve. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[msmeaghanrae-deactivated2019102]

lara jean’s “you must really like yogurt?” is on par with simon’s “i was kind of waiting for someone” in terms of total stupidity

[windwardstar]

I literally only have one rule in my writing and it is this:

No matter what I put my characters through, they make it. They get to make it to the end of the story and have everything work out and be ok.

Because that’s the story I need. So it’s the kind I write.

[windwardstar]

If you want a piece of writing advice: write a story that is what you needed to hear at whatever age your target demographic is. I can guarantee you there’ll be someone out there who needs to hear it as much as you did. And maybe you’ll help them the same way someone else’s story did for you.

[boothewriter-deactivated2018122]

For some reason, this hit home and I never realized it that I did this for my stories too

[anxietyproblem]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Loading Artist

[argumate]

my comedic sense was fully sated before I even reached the last panel

A+ would snort again

[viostormcaller]

KAHKAJAKAJDKXNSSJHSJS OHMYGOD

[marveladdicts]

I told him not to do it, he was filming everything…

[darkslayer0092-deactivated20220]

This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

[the-headless-vulcan]

These sweatpants are killing me

[kryptonians]

*Green Goblin shows up*

Miles:

[catchymemes]

[amarretto-cowboy]

I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.

At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that it’s her loss. Her and I didn’t talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.

She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.

The best part… When she asked why I didn’t wait for her to “come around”. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.

This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!

Yeah…. I’m so glad I didn’t.

[samael-d-h]

fuck those people who play these games

[rainbowloliofjustice]

People who play these games should be kneecapped

[mahoganydesk]

My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, “Either you’re by my side or you’re not. I’m not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, we’re done.”

He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.

This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or you’re leaving. And follow through on that threat.

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Get you a significant other who has good communication skills and will resolve problems together like a fucking adult

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

I’m a woman and I used to date a guy who did that kind of petty shit. Yeah, he turned out to be extremely abusive. Don’t date/marry any woman, or man who pulls that kind of shit. It’s not worth it.

[the-secret-law]

You have to learn to say no without feeling guilty.

Setting boundaries is healthy.

Taking time for yourself is healthy.

Self-care is healthy.

You need to learn to respect and take care of yourself. Become aware of what really is worth your energy. Because it is time to do what is best for you.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[writhe]

“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

[writhe]

this is what was happening if anyone was wondering 

[foxhole-pipe-dream]

Yo, does anyone know if Towns ever ate his hat?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a bunch of grim reapers standing around the water cooler complaining about work

[grim-reapers-soul]

Death: Do you know how many cats I had to deal with today? About twenty. And do you know how many cat souls I’ve gotten today? Zero! Anyways how are you today?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is my favorite fuckin post

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m the type of person where I learn the world is ending, I roll over and go back to sleep

[personifiedenthusiasm]

If im gonna die i might as well do it while im cozy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

see

[cum-allergy]

one time, the fire alarm went off and all I said was “fuck, I might as well burn,” and went back to bed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no but my dorm had a fire alarm at least one a week. so at least once a week, around 4 am, we’d be evacuated to the cold rainy front law. 

the alarm was incredibly ear-bleeding loud. hearing damage why-isn’t-this-illegal loud. my sister slept through it. often. she has also slept through the occassional earthquake. 

and me? you know the intense hearing protective headphones used at gun ranges? yeah i went with those, plus earplugs underneath.

fun thing is, we both ended up sleeping through an actual fire. I could smell the smoke from my room. but i was so devoid inside, so utterly over existence in general, so existentially and physically exhausted. i put on an alarm for 10 minutes to wait and see if the smoke got worse. and went back to sleep.

that’s right. i snooze buttoned a housefire